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Where is my Sandwich?

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Heya,

I ordered a roasted xemna steak sandwich with all the toppings about an hour ago and it hasn't arrived yet. What's the deal? I know you guys get a lot of orders and it's a busy week but it has been a whole hour! A. WHOLE. HOUR! I'm on a strict regimen and today is my cheat day! I NEED that sandwich! Right now! Where is the delivery guy!!! ...Please find him I really want to sink my teeth into my delicious sandwich after my workout and it is getting closer and closer to lunchtime! ...Hey are you getting this? Hello? Sandwich?
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First, you posted this in the wrong place.

Second, chill, girl. Damn.
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Be kind to fast food workers, Miss Pyjak. I'm sure they get remarks like this every day.
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You know what you gotta do....

CALL TANK TO SAVE THE DAY!!!!

I'm sure a different delivery guy can track another delivery guy down. That's like instinct, right?
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Shadow_Pyjak wrote: 15 Sep 2021, 15:16 Hungry Pyjak
you should complain to them in person
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Lady_Viper_Sniper69 wrote: 15 Sep 2021, 16:55 You know what you gotta do....

CALL TANK TO SAVE THE DAY!!!!

I'm sure a different delivery guy can track another delivery guy down. That's like instinct, right?
DELIVERY BROS CAN SENSE EACH OTHER THROUGH THE CHOWNETOSPHERE. It's like the magnetosphere that birds n shit use to find their way in a flock or back to the same place they hatched! EXCEPT FOR YOUR MUNCHIES-DELIVERING SNACKBRO.
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How did this get here
Rannoch Cowgirl wrote: 15 Sep 2021, 15:26 First, you posted this in the wrong place.

Second, chill, girl. Damn.
Chill... CHILL??? I only get ONE day a WEEK to eat food that is bad for you and tastes good! ONE WEEK! I AM NOT CHILLING!!!
Rigmarole wrote: 15 Sep 2021, 16:48 Be kind to fast food workers, Miss Pyjak. I'm sure they get remarks like this every day.
I am! I just want to know where the delivery person is! Where is he!? He still isn't here and I want my sandwich :( :( :(
Deadbeat wrote: 15 Sep 2021, 16:55
Shadow_Pyjak wrote: 15 Sep 2021, 15:16 Hungry Pyjak
you should complain to them in person
I ORDERED IT FOR DELIVERY SO I WOULDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS DEADBEAT! IF I GO TO COMPLAIN THAT'S LIKE ALL THE WAY ACROSS TOWN AND AAAAAAAH THAT'S EVEN MORE EFFORT FOR A SANDWICH
Lady_Viper_Sniper69 wrote: 15 Sep 2021, 16:55 You know what you gotta do....

CALL TANK TO SAVE THE DAY!!!!

I'm sure a different delivery guy can track another delivery guy down. That's like instinct, right?
I am very hungry but I don't think I've gotten to the level of believing delivery people are magical beings that can sense each other through a so called delivery guy instinct. BUT I'M GETTING THERE MY BRAIN IS DYING FROM STARVATION OVER HERE!!!
Invitation wrote: 15 Sep 2021, 17:06 DELIVERY BROS CAN SENSE EACH OTHER THROUGH THE CHOWNETOSPHERE. It's like the magnetosphere that birds n shit use to find their way in a flock or back to the same place they hatched! EXCEPT FOR YOUR MUNCHIES-DELIVERING SNACKBRO.
I really wish I could get my hands on this VI and fix whatever the problem with it is. Or just turn it off. Because it is clearly insane and malfunctioning and not even making any sense anymore :|
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What's the name of the place you ordered from, sweetheart?
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Queen_of_Tattoos wrote: 15 Sep 2021, 21:25 What's the name of the place you ordered from, sweetheart?
The Wicked Sandwitch of the Best. I don't get the name at all but they do make good sandwiches that are just sooo good. Usually they arrive right on time and--- I AM GETTING AN ALERT BE RIGHT BACK

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We're fucking working on it lady
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CITADELPD wrote: 16 Sep 2021, 02:40 We're fucking working on it lady
That desperate for a sammich, Pyjak?


Wait, I thought you were on Illium?
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Your sandwich is clearly gone, consumed by one who would be your superior.

The theft of food is a crime tantamount to murder, and this slight must not go unpunished. You must hunt down and annihilate this foe as a lesson to others about the sanctity of food.
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Khaskadahg wrote: 16 Sep 2021, 07:48 Your sandwich is clearly gone, consumed by one who would be your superior.

The theft of food is a crime tantamount to murder, and this slight must not go unpunished. You must hunt down and annihilate this foe as a lesson to others about the sanctity of food.
Tad extreme.
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Rannoch Cowgirl wrote: 16 Sep 2021, 15:44
Khaskadahg wrote: 16 Sep 2021, 07:48 Your sandwich is clearly gone, consumed by one who would be your superior.

The theft of food is a crime tantamount to murder, and this slight must not go unpunished. You must hunt down and annihilate this foe as a lesson to others about the sanctity of food.
Tad extreme.
No no, he's got a point.

Don't mess with someone's food.
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I DIDN'T CALL C-SEC OVER A SANDWICH! WHY WOULD I CALL C-SEC? I LIVE ON ILLIUM! C-SEC IS USELESS TO ME! AND NO I DIDN'T CALL THE COPS HERE EITHER! C'MON! HAVE A LITTLE RESPECT FOR ME!!!! And I'm not killing anyone over a sandwich either. I know I look like a dangerous warrior who can destroy her foes with a touch but I AM NOT!

The sandwich never arrived. The person at the door was just... you know what who cares what they were they didn't have my sandwich so I can't even remember what we talked about. I think it was fitness stuff but maybe it could have been modeling stuff. Or maybe it was some guy from my second job who cares. ALL UNIMPORTANT
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Rannoch Cowgirl wrote: 16 Sep 2021, 15:44
Khaskadahg wrote: 16 Sep 2021, 07:48 Your sandwich is clearly gone, consumed by one who would be your superior.

The theft of food is a crime tantamount to murder, and this slight must not go unpunished. You must hunt down and annihilate this foe as a lesson to others about the sanctity of food.
Tad extreme.
You would not think so if you were starving like this scrawny turian. Food is life.
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I look forward to Pyjack's reaction to being called "scrawny"
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have you considered hiring a professional to track down your sandwich? perhaps contacting an information broker?
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Ahem

Did you need a hand, Ms. Pyjak?
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This sandwich is delicious. The delivery fee from Ilium to Lorek was a tad exorbitant but absolutely worth it.
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This sandwich is delicious. The delivery fee from Ilium to Lorek was a tad exorbitant but absolutely worth it.
Drily appreciative: Impressive, how you manage to combine the lowest stereotypes of your people with a veiled boast regarding your reach and resources, Mr. Akmawt. Cagey: Without either being placed on the table overtly.

Amused: This is political manoeuvring on a level of subtlety we rarely see. Perhaps Mr. Khaskadahg is correct about the importance of the food supply.

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I'm not scrawny :|
lacertilia wrote: 16 Sep 2021, 23:38 have you considered hiring a professional to track down your sandwich? perhaps contacting an information broker?
#2d4b75 wrote: 17 Sep 2021, 00:54 Ahem

Did you need a hand, Ms. Pyjak?
Yes. I will pay you credits to find me a better dextro sandwich that doesn't have its delivery people vanish into thin air with their sandwiches! It's been days I am still getting "Delivery eminent" alerts on my omnitool what is GOING ON OVER THERE!?
Akmawt wrote: 17 Sep 2021, 14:40 This sandwich is delicious. The delivery fee from Ilium to Lorek was a tad exorbitant but absolutely worth it.
You can't eat my sandwich because you're levo. Don't make me post about this in the pedant thread!
SlowAndSteady wrote: Mildly didactic: Patience is every bit as important to one's overall health as their diet, Ms. Lias. Slightly arch: I can provide some recommendations for elcor poetic-meditations if you like.
I ALREADY KNOW HOW TO MEDITATE! THERE'S AN ENTIRE VIDEO OF ME MEDITATING ON THE EXTRANET! MEDITATION ISN'T THE PROBLEM! FOOD IS THE PROBLEM XUUFOOD! FOOD!
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Truly, it's the crime of the century.
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Surely we're all just wheating a dead horse at this point. The poor lady has endured a devastating loss.

Do we really need to make a bunch of sarcastic comments to prove our membership in the Rye wit Club for our own amusement?

At this point we're just Rueben it in.
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That was painful to read.
Shadow_Pyjak wrote: 18 Sep 2021, 17:53 Yes. I will pay you credits to find me a better dextro sandwich that doesn't have its delivery people vanish into thin air with their sandwiches! It's been days I am still getting "Delivery eminent" alerts on my omnitool what is GOING ON OVER THERE!?
Extra dimensional time and space.

Are you serious? I mean I'll do it. Can figure out a way to silence that alert for you, too. Credits are credits.
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