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Armax_Hammer wrote: 20 Jul 2022, 02:05do you like me?
Of course, my dear. I would hope that it goes without saying, but I treasure our relationship very much.
Armax_Hammer wrote: 21 Jul 2022, 02:10 do you have fun postin here?
Despite what many would likely assume, and despite the overall tone of my posts? Absolutely. There's a sick, sick pleasure I get in yelling at people whose sole defining feature is that their moral fiber is, at best, gently used and generally septic.
Armax_Hammer wrote: 22 Jul 2022, 18:48 if someone on cdn was in trouble would you help them regardless of liking or not liking them?
...Branka? Dear?

Would this hypothetical "someone" you're speaking of posting in this very thread?
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Armax_Hammer wrote: 20 Jul 2022, 02:05do you like me?
I don't know you very well, but from what little we've interacted, you seem like a wonderful person.
Armax_Hammer wrote: 21 Jul 2022, 02:10do you have fun postin here?
Yeah, kinda. I'm not really as active here as I used to be before The Incident, but you guys are nice and I still enjoy posting here.
Armax_Hammer wrote: 22 Jul 2022, 18:48if someone on cdn was in trouble would you help them regardless of liking or not liking them?
If it were in my ability to do so, I'd help almost anyone here, even the people I don't like. (Unless they're a slavery supporter or a NeoTerraFirma lunatic or a Blood Pack volunteer or something else really really bad, of course.)
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lmao

any merc/hired gun/whatever who posts here actually good at their job?
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Armax_Hammer wrote: 20 Jul 2022, 02:05 do you like me?
I do not think I could dislike you.
Armax_Hammer wrote: 21 Jul 2022, 02:10 do you have fun postin here?
I am certainly entertained.
Armax_Hammer wrote: 22 Jul 2022, 18:48 if someone on cdn was in trouble would you help them regardless of liking or not liking them?
That depends on who it is and whether or not I want paid by them. There are some I would not blink an eye at in the face of their demise, but there are not many on this site.
Armax_Hammer wrote: 25 Jul 2022, 00:26 any merc/hired gun/whatever who posts here actually good at their job?
Indeed I have to be good at my job, else I would not have it. I am very familiar with regular assessments.
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Armax_Hammer wrote: 25 Jul 2022, 00:26 lmao

any merc/hired gun/whatever who posts here actually good at their job?
Of course I am. If I were bad at it, I'd be scattered over a large area, instead of all in once piece here.

Branka, are you okay? This doesn't sound like... well, you.
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Armax_Hammer wrote: 25 Jul 2022, 00:26 any merc/hired gun/whatever who posts here actually good at their job?
WHO WE KILLIN' MAMA B??

IM GOOD AT ANY JOB
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Armax_Hammer wrote: 22 Jul 2022, 18:48if someone on cdn was in trouble would you help them regardless of liking or not liking them?
Yyyyyup.
Armax_Hammer wrote: 25 Jul 2022, 00:26 any merc/hired gun/whatever who posts here actually good at their job?
Yeah.

They dont stay in the biz or alive if they're no good.

What kinda job is burning on your plate?
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Armax_Hammer wrote: 25 Jul 2022, 00:26 lmao

any merc/hired gun/whatever who posts here actually good at their job?
This seriously feels like you're trying to get a freebie. :twisted:

If not, we can switch to a more secure channel and we can figure something out. :mrgreen:
Also, not sure if you know, but I suggest you don't make "friends" with people you want to "work with". You know, not shitting where you're eating, this kind of thing.

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They dont stay in the biz or alive if they're no good.
Depends on the work. Some people absolutely suck operationally but have a keen eye when it comes to assessing the difficulty level of a certain job. Failure doesn't happen often anyway since you're dead, and getting away with it usually ends up with you losing your rep after a few times. Actually, let me make a thread on that, it's an interesting subject and i'm a huge nerd when it comes to that :geek:
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you guys are hilarious!

next question! since my questions are getting COMPLICATED lets move on from yes or no

how many years have you been a member on cerberus daily news?
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Armax_Hammer wrote: 25 Jul 2022, 16:05you guys are hilarious!

next question! since my questions are getting COMPLICATED lets move on from yes or no

how many years have you been a member on cerberus daily news?
Wow, that's a tough one A-Hamm, I can't remember!

I think I joined the same day you told me that really funny STG joke, do you remember that?

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Branka are you feeling alright? Because you seem to be acting a bit odd and not like your usual self
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Armax_Hammer wrote: 25 Jul 2022, 16:05 you guys are hilarious!

next question! since my questions are getting COMPLICATED lets move on from yes or no

how many years have you been a member on cerberus daily news?
Like, seven? Joined a few days before leaving the military and that was about that long ago. Met a lot of amazing people since then, including you Branka! :)
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[Mighty_Yiorkayt] Might just be projecting yeah? The newer posts don't add up.
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Armax_Hammer wrote: 25 Jul 2022, 16:05 how many years have you been a member on cerberus daily news?
It would not be hard to find out. We all have join dates under our avatars, Ms. Branka.

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Omg FINE i was just trying to be conversational!!! weirdos

someone else can tell a STG joke because i dont feel like it!
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Armax_Hammer wrote: 26 Jul 2022, 17:01 Omg FINE i was just trying to be conversational!!! weirdos

someone else can tell a STG joke because i dont feel like it!
...


...I got Cerberus jokes if you want.

Like, jokes about Atlas are always so great, because they hold up really well

EDIT : (Because Atlas is a human Titan that held up the sky)
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Armax_Hammer wrote: 26 Jul 2022, 17:01 someone else can tell a STG joke because i dont feel like it!
She talking to you?
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Armax_Hammer wrote: 26 Jul 2022, 17:01 Omg FINE i was just trying to be conversational!!! weirdos

someone else can tell a STG joke because i dont feel like it!
yeah u tell em bronx! fuck the std!
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PM to: Mr. Spiza

Hi Mr. Spiza! What's up? Is everythin' okay?

Sorry I haven't been online lately, been doin a lotta delivery work for my uncle. Is Kettle okay? I didn't get to tell him I'm sorry for suddenly leavin' him with you. I'm sure he'd have gotten bored of the back n forth trips. I know he's your son an all so sharin' custody of him is only fair!

But I'll be headin' to the Citadel soon and say hi :}






P.S. What do you mean say lol?
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Private Message to Branka wrote:No worries, Branka.

Kettle's doing just fine, though I think you underestimate how much he enjoys the travel. You may just be doing delivery work, but there's only two main places he can go while I'm healing from my back injury: my apartment, and the bar.

I'm keeping him busy, though - turns out he can actually do good promotional work, just so long as he thinks he's annoying the shit out of me. Not the greatest way to encourage him to build character? But I guess I'll take whatever I can when it comes to nurturing a youngling into maturity.

Looking forward to seeing you soon! Just try not to get arrested too many times before finally reaching Zakera Ward when you get here, okay? There's only so much bail money to go around, after all.

Have fun!

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Find your mom.

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Encrypted Message to 'Best Son Ever' wrote:See attached, encrypted. She's in trouble.

Looking into potential methods of travel. Backtrace her 'tool if you can, find out where she is. Setting up travel, going to see if I can start mounting a rescue.

Find your mom.
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I found a launcher. Of grenades.

It goes

KA CHUNK

and then it goes

KABOOOO-

wait this is a t-shirt cannon
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Encrypted Message to 'My Eternal Prankster Son' wrote:I don't...I don't ever recall getting a t-shirt cannon.

Wait, was this in a box labeled "APHIN'S OLD STUFF DO NOT BOUNCE?"
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What exactly does this answer accomplish for you?
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