Blue Suns ad.

Let's face it. Even after the so called "Unification" War, people in the galaxy are still running around murdering, stealing, enslaving, and being downright assholes to each other in a truly ununified manner. Are you sick and tired of seeing your love ones dead/pick pocketed/kidnapped/named called for the millionth time? Of coarse you are!

Now introducing the brand new, top of the line Bodyguard Defense Force from your favorite PMC: Blue Suns Inc. !



These warriors have went through vigorous training on various planets for your safety and convince. They follow you every where you go, and protect you from even the smallest of dangers. A dirty alien looking at you the wrong way? Dead in minutes! A Pyjak in your sights? Killed with fire! That annoying co-worker ate the last beagle? He won't know what hit him!

Prices starts at as low as 20,000 credits! Hurry up and get your very own supper awesome bodyguard from the Bodyguard Defense Force

Only From Blue Suns Inc. !!!!

<audio pickup: barely suppressed laughter>

The four exclamation points at the end there make me wonder about your mental stability.

What

Can someone tell me why our PR department appear to be off its meds, again?

Ow, my eyes.
Aaaaaand now I'm hungry. Thanks.

To everyone on this tread:

I apologize in advance for this "Thing". This was ad for our new BDF line that was hitting the market soon. The man responsible for the add was high on Red Sand and is now slowly recovering. I apologize for any confusion we created.

Oh my.

This is just

delicious

Oi, at least we've actually got the cash to blow on stupid shit like this.

Last I checked, Fiscal Irresponsibility is a bad sign to an organization's backers. I dare say the stockholders have their collective fingers over the "Sell" button right now. That or head hunting in the marketing department.

I'm sorry, are you speaking of the same mercenary organization which runs the largest slaving operations in the known galaxy? Or the PMC with connections to just about every significant organized criminal group in the Terminus systems? How much of the protection you are offering will be of the euphemistic sort?

This is why I joined Blood Pack. Stupid shit like this.

Ahahahah.

You humans have a strange sense of human.

This one wonders how the rear orifice of an asaroid being could be anything other than downright. It cannot conceive of said orifice being located above the midpoint of a being. Is this not a redundancy? This one means no offense; it is simply aware that advertising requires language carefully calculated to manipulate while retaining clarity of expression. This one is aware that the Blue Suns are a major employer of mercenaries and wonders if it is misunderstanding something. It would be most thankful for clarification! (It is reluctant to raise the issue with its scholarly fellows lest it be assumed unfathomably crude!)

I just Snorted so hard I think my nose is bleeding.

Is, er, is that the Normandy? You know, Shepard's ship?

Do they think people are going to believe they were backing Shepard? I mean, couldn't they pick someone more believable? It's like, if I said "I'm actually the son of a reasonably powerful politician" (I'm not, that's just an example), you might believe me. But if I say "I'm actually Linron's son", you'd all know I was lying.

Like I said, the person in charge of the creation and distribution of this ad was under the influence of Red Sand.

Also, we are the Citadel Branch. This was not posted by the higher-ups of are organization.

Thank you for your patience and understanding.



That was a... group picture
It just happened to be on the same day Commander Shepard came to the Citadel, and we thought it would be a good idea to add it to the pic.

I get the feeling that this wasn't meant to be seen except where the literacy rate was below 20%.

As a always potential backer for a group such as this, I wish to inquire as to why the turian has such a large in his armor?

Do the people you hire not bother to maintain their gear?

I apologize for my comrade's inconsiderate look.

This was an informal picture. He had just returned from a business contract on Omega and we were in a rush to take the picture due to a deadline we had to meet at the time.

Please do not judge the Blue Suns for us individuals careless behavior, and we hope you will peruse your interest as a backer for our organization in the near future.