DWICKCAST EP. 404: D.W.I.C.K. NOT FOUND

[Previous Thread Name: HEY LARD IN CAN]

GUESS WHAT

YOU MAY HAVE STOLEN MY COMPANY

BUT’CHOO FERGOT SOMMAT

dat's right

MY FACE

guess you didn’t read dat part’a da contracts

da ones what state all use’a my mug is REVOKED if I ain’t CEO

HAW HAW

good luck getting’ rid’a every show, advertisement an’ split-second frame’a my face on da dwick dwickcast syndykyt

'cause if you don't

I'LL SUE








meantime





i'll be out ‘ere when you give up







on ”your” couch






HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW

bad break-up, dwick?

naw dis ain't no bad breakup

I'll TELL you what a bad breakup i--WHOOP

on'y NOT ON A PLACE 'EE CAN RIP OFF MY STORIES FROM

YOU THINK YOU CAN INTIMIDATE ME WITH YOUR THREATS

DO YOU

I laugh at you, at your silly threats. Half the test audiences can't even tell the difference between one krogan and another. And banker knows you're predictable. SO.

SAY HELLO TO THE DIMENSIONAL WALL-PROJECTED INTELLIGENT COMPUTER KNOWLEDGEBOT, AKA D.W.I.C.K.

S-S-S-S-SHUCKS YA'LL ASS AN B-B-B-BEANS IN FART WITH SHITFACE

It's just like the real thing.

CUMGOBLETSLETSLETSLETSLETS HAVE A PARTY!

D.W.I.C.K. is designed to replicate your asstassticness to a fifth of a degree! He gets to write the shows - via the complex algorithm I wrote into his head - while I handle all the fucking business! IT CAN'T FAIL

CORN GIBLETS AND FILTHY MONGRELS, I ET AN ASARI ONCE, NINE TIMES TIMES TIMES TIMES A VARREN WILL HUMP A SHEPERDOLOGIST!

Watch this. D.W.I.C.K. GIVE ME IDEA FOR SHOW.

PEANUT BUTTER C-C-C-COVERED VORCHA WRASSLIN' F-F-F-FOR FOOD COUPONS WHILE ARMED AUDIENCE THROWS STARVING VARREN AT 'EM

See? PERFECT. And we can use him on the feeds as well, since, well, HE'S JUST KROGAN ENOUGH TO COUNT

DOOOO HO HO HO HO

WHAT

WHAT WHAT IS FOR HORSES, COME RIDE A CHICKEN AND WE'LL FILM IT ON LIIIIIIIIIVE TELEVISION WITH A PROSTITUTE

See? It's adapting already. This is for all the fuckdamning time I spent running this damned company while you were fucking around in the writing department! All I wanted you to do was to take a little responsibility, but NOOOOOOO. WELL GUESS WHAT. NOW I HAVE D.W.I.C.K. I DON'T NEED WRITERS ANYMORE. D.W.I.C.K.! WRITE-A-NEW-ROMANTIC-COMEDY!

SALARIAN MEETS HUMAN ON FARM PLANET, FALL IN LOVE, OH NO THEY ARE TOO DIFFERENT, BEST FRIEND CHARACTER MAKES JOKES, IS FUNNY, "CROSSING FROG LEGS" OPENING THIS SUMMER FROM DDS

Today, I am a god.

I would like to unsubscribe to this channel.

nah, not feeling it

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DAT AIN’T NEW

I ALREADY WROTE DAT

“Toad Crossin’”

MONDAYS AT TWO

CHECK IT

on'y don't

'cause i'm filin' cease an' desist

Impossible! Alright, D.W.I.C.K., come up with another one! This I command!

TEN TURIAN SAMURAI CYBORGS FIGHT WICKEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDED NEO-REAPERS IN FUTUREEEEEEEE OMEGA! COMING THIS F-F-F-FALL, IT'S TURIAN F-F-F-FORCE FIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

Huh? How about THAT one, fatass? You ever create that one?

ANTAGGERNISTS

SPACE PERTECTER(Z) S1E12

TER AIR THREE WEEKS FROM NOW

YOUR MOVE, BLUBBERSACK

Speak for yourself, these guys are always a hilarious pick-me-up.

From the sheer stupidity if nothing else.

Alright, hold on. D.W.I.C.K.! I ORDER YOU TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING ORIGINAL! THINK OF SOMETHING THAT DWICK WOULD DO AND FOLLOW UP ON IT!

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YES. DEVOTE ALL RESOURCES TO THIS PROJECT.

Understood. Uploading OCC-14 core.
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Taking over DDS tower
Humor is too important to be left in the hands of amateurs











Uhh... Dwiiiiick?

I'm starting to think this is all a publicity stunt.

now ter sit back

an' watch

da fireworks

If this ends up conquering the universe I will glare at you in perpetuity Terrorbyte.

Foreign synthetic intelligence detected.

Oh my gods what have you done you crazy script kiddie

volus stupid!

you tell vi or maybe ai to act like dwick!

that dumbest thing ever done in history of the universe!