How's Omega right now?

Anyone got any news on how Omega's doing? I know the Cerberus occupation messed it up pretty bad. Anyone got any ideas of how it's recovered? I'm thinking my men and I could maybe persuade Aria to give us a contract or something, maybe give us an opportunity to set up something other than recruiting stations across the place.

It's Omega.

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Except maybe Cartagena Station.

Terrible, full of filth, and everything is red

Eh, Station's pretty much the same as always 'cept now there's somewhere between a shitload and a metric fuckton of Cerbie tech floating around (undrench your panties, big fish've snapped it all up for the most part). Still got your merchant cartels, some T-Space 'n indig diplomatic shit, corpies, big merc co's, and all that jazz.

Mean, if anything, place's actually gotten a bit nicer. Lot of credits flowing through the place, know they got the garrison over in Ferroc Scopulis kitted out real nice; district's fucking shiny now.

But uh as for getting some personal thronetime with the Pirate Queen I wouldn't bank on it white knight, she's got bigger shit to deal with than a fun sized corp wanting some territory. You're probably better off going through an underboss or hooking up with one of the bigger groups like Xiaodan Pang or her Dragon Rains if you're good with pirates and privateers or The Canon if you don't mind the transapient scene. Might be some suits on the lookout for an inhouse service 'n generally like it if they're bigger than the corp they're hiring.

Or you could go with the Talons I guess.

But uh

fuck the Talons.

Come on girl, I know it's tough but you can totes do it.

Right ready?

Okay.

Count of three

Oooooooooone

Twoooooooooo

Threeeeeeeee

SOMETHING NOT FUCKING RETARDED GO GO GO GO

I'd suggest pirate interdiction, but that might get us on the whole station's bad side :P Then again there's also the old-fashioned way: Take one of the districts for ourselves. 6000 men and double that in mechs is probably more than any gang on the station could handle.

Yeah uh, no shit most of the pirates doing well enough to keep bases on the Station'll eat you alive.

Grats you've got every small fish in your spire scared n' banding together and whatever big fish in the area fucking pissed off that you shat up their arrangements with your HRRRRRNG WHITE KNIGHT hardon.

Seriously blowing your load on your entrance is a dumbass thing to do.

Murderous. Tasty. Pays well.

Livable.

Except that asshole two floors up didn't take the hint to not play chain metal at commonly agreed sleeping hours, so I'mma go pay a visit to him now.

Bitch you're a fucking hooker an a failure of a merc.

Nobody gives a shit what you think.

Doesn't stop you from posting either Maggles. No one gives a shit what you and bluekink manage to mash on the keyboard while you work out your tensions

Hey.

Hey rocklizard hey.

Hey.

You hear that?












That's the sound of fucking nobody laughing.

Spiritsdamn beautiful ain't it?

Do I need to comm the Whaaambulance for the both of you?

That wasn't a joke. That was a factual statement, blueballs.

So yeah, right.

Moving on.

Right lemme break something down for you white knight, since I'm guessing you're pretty new to the Station.

You are fucking small time.

There are nearly ten mil's worth people on Omega and at least half of them belong to groups and orgs that are better than whatever shitty outfit you've got scraped together. Want you top picture that. About four million people who're all stronger than you. Most of 'em with ties off Station and more men on call.

Got it? Got it all pictured?

Good.

Now stop acting like you're hot shit 'cause you're not.

You're really, really not.

No more than you, hot flash.

Legionnaire bitch, I've fucking earned it.

Mean really, if you're gonna set up shop miiiiiiiight do you some good to figure some of this junk out before you, like, piss off a Heavy indig in the street and he/she/it breaks you in half.

What's the description of Omega I heard once? "Omega has no titled ruler and only one rule?"

No rules here except what you make from them, little legionnaire.

...wooooooooooow.

Okay yeah you're uh

yeah you're probably gonna die really, really fast.

It

uh

T'was nice talking to you.

I don't plan on breaking that one rule, turian. We know our limits. Said nothing about taking over the whole station, either.

See like, this right here. This shit is why.

You're a fucking dumbass who thinks the Station's one big free for all 'n if you've got the biggest bit of cock size compensation around oh man suddenly you're king of your own little district.

Yeah uh, there are a lot of players on Omega White Knight like

hah

oh my fucking spirits

I don't even know how to put this for you so you'll actually get it.

You're fucking small time bitch.

You

are

small

time.

You're all pretty




to me

heh heh heh

Void take me, madatory is spilling wisdom (almost)

White Knight Complex: I am a bigger player than you. I only pas trough here once in a while and I command more respect than you. Out of some twisted sense of consiece, I feel I need to help the foolish children every once in a century. IF YOU ROLE IN TO OMEGA THINKING ARIA'S RULEZ ARE THE ONLY RULES, YOU WILL BE TORTURED AND EXECUTED BY THE +10,000 OTHER OUTFITS THAT RUN THE STATION UNDER ARIA FOR BEING AN IDIOT AND BREAKING THEIR RULES.
Think long and hard on that before you try to claim something and get butchered for it. Unfortunatly, Shitsales has a point and you should listen to him. Or anybody wwho has been on Omega for more than 5 minutes, it might save your life/freedom/assumed anal virginity.