The Person Above Me Game

I'm reclining in the sun at a penthouse suite in Illium, trying to work on a sun tan. I'm bored, I've worked myself ragged for weeks and a thought occurs. Let's play a little game, the lot of us. The game is similar to compliment and insult threads, but it's far more broad in scope.

Here's how it works. Say anything about the above poster. Insults, compliments, confessions, assumptions, you name it. Lets see how you truly think about other users, and please, no long winded posts. You're free to rant and rave elsewhere, try to keep this at three sentences max.

Your name is now wrong.

You look like you have stories to tell.

You are not very good at haggling.

You're very cranky for a quarian. Even more than Fleet quarians or their exiles normally are.

Orange is a terrible color and you have no sense of fashion. Please wear something more suitable before you ever address me again.

Quarian fights suck. You've actually managed to be able to buy stuff of your own and not steal everything (allegedly) so that's pretty good for you.

You have a disdain for quarians.

I love red wine, and your avatar makes me want some.

You should check the background of your romantic partners

You're rather direct. Nothing wrong with that.

I hope you don't come to the Citadel because I have enough drug dealers to deal with. But your profile picture is pretty.

This forum needs more police officers like you. (Did you know cops eat free at Friendship and Food?)

You love to barter and smooth-talk.

I'd like to read one of your books

You have excellent taste.

I've just bought your book!

You're a ten credit attention whore with five credit self esteem. Make change and grow up.

You are a self-righteous asshole. I am proud of you.

You and I hate the same things. We should get drunk together.