Fucking kids these days...

Sorry about the title, some kid at the bar I'm drinking at decided to show off his shiny new "Carnifex", dumbass probably just bought a cheap knock-off somewhere, and he nearly blew one of the patron's head off.

Spirits, what is with every wannabe freelancer and their obsession with Carnifexes, considering 1. Their fucking expensive and 2. Just as likely to blow your head off if you ain't trained on how to use it.

Anyway, that's my rant for the day. Name's Avera, Blue Suns. On the chance any of you aren't people I've either shot at or been shot from, tis a pleasure.

Carnifexes are big, have excellent marketing, and are easy to acquire. That's really all a gun, or any product aimed at the 'insecure young male' audience, needs to be successful.

You should see a young krogan with a claymore sometime...

That and they're fucking cool old man. A well maintained Carnifex, even without mods, can punch through most things like tissue paper. Easy to aim, and there is nothing more satisyfing than popping some poor fucker's head with these.

Course some limpdicks always gotta mess with them, but hey. Thins the herd of idiots that way.

Note to self, avoid BlackSun.

First, I'm a woman, you fucking yellowbelly. Secondly, yeah, Carnifexes are a hell of a boon to have, if you've actually been trained how to use it. Which is more than I can say for all these kids wanting to play freelancer.

And I ain't that old, just turned 31 a couple months ago.

I suggest you look for an establishment that takes away its patrons guns before entry.
Less probability of getting shot in a bar fight or having an accident like you told us.

As for the Carnifex... yeah, every other customer I have wants one or atleast asks about them. After they tried out the show model with the accurate recoil simulation they will settle something less big.

Carnifex is way too inflexible for my tastes. Only seen them a few times and they are simply not practical weapons. If I had to carry something that big around I'd just say screw it and carry anti-tank weaponry instead.

I would've also accepted finishing a project, a nice dinner, or smooth jazz, but whatever floats your boat.

Then sound your fucking age, chicken bones. "Kids these days" is something old farts say while they keep watch on the lawn.

In my eyes yer all kids any way you look at it. Everyone knows that all you needs is explosives.

Personally, I like the Phalanx. Managed to grab one and it became my most used gun.

I see the Suns are already fighting amongst themselves. Such... what was that human term? Esprit de corps. A surprisingly beautiful turn of phrase from the species, I must say.

But I digress. The matter at hand is Carnifexes, I believe. Clumsy, clumsy weapons, if you ask me. Rather brutish, really.

Ah, but that suits the Suns perfectly, doesn't it?

Hate to break it to you bluebelly, but that was your own mate you just insulted. I've seen that armor before, those mall cops on Bekenstein that you yellowbellies like to hire.

Man, can't even recognize who your own men are, the refined asari mind at work, everyone!

Erm, Ma'am, I'm actually a member of Eclipse. Check the helmet

Ok to all you wannabe warriors out there, let me give you a tip. The best gun is the one you know best. In my case that is the avenger. 4 years of service and I can dissasemble and clean it in 15 minutes. I can sight it, aim it and handle it like it was a part of me. All that talk about fancy toys is useless unless you know how to use it ESPECIALLY the retarded "big guns" that are that much harder to master because their use is so fucking specific.

Implying there is any difference between your little cabal of three groups.

Ah, I apologise. The ridiculous username and the even more ridiculous opinion of the Carnifex must have misled me. Never mind that you humans all look the same in those helmets. I swear, whoever designed the armour for our human members ought to be shot. Copying the Suns, of all people.

Alas, if this thug is truly the calibre of our recruits these days... I suppose I must join you, Sun, in lamenting about 'kids these days'. No sense of refinement.

Fuck me, never thought I'd find myself agreeing with you...

We took bad casualties on Earth yeah but that doesn't justify lowering our goddam recruiting standards.

Whatever, Ma'am. All the refinement in the world falters with the proper application of force. A slug through the gray matter works just fine with me.