The weird things you see in the galaxy

Gal, have you seen the size of my chit?

Spoilers: It's enormous.

This pick-up line is disgusting.

Even if it is talking about your wealth. There were so many ways to word it better.

to a human woman this sounds really really disgusting and not sexy at all just fyi

you seen my bucket'a chits

No

Go away.

This thread has gone somewhere horrible.

Back on topic, I once worked for a guy who spoke almost entirely in Cockney Rhyming Slang.

To respond to the last relevant post: doesn't the definition of "weird" depend on who's talking? The fact that even other humans think the "platypus" is weird seems to be saying something, though I guess it could be a weird form of cultural posturing.

Not sure what's strange about the other animals shown, though.

EDIT:

Damn where did my post go????
I was posting this really weird picture of [removed by VI] doing [removed by VI] while [removed by VI - last warning by VI] - damn, the VI took that down?! But that's excepionally weird.

okay. Weirdest thing now is a rogue VI keeping this place clean of [removed by VI - you have been suspended from further posting in this thread for mental safety concerns, sincerely: VI]

The old CDN had the same kind of filter (and the same habit of it switching on and off apparently at random - I think Dwick's volus friend must have hacked it, given that he can post at all). You just have to get a feel for the level of euphamism where it stops being able to tell you're trying to get something past it. For instance, if I say a couple of weeks back I had a booking involving [removed by VI], well, there you go, but instead I can just say I psych chambered afield prolix viridian, everyone knows what I mean.

Unless you've never been to Kahje, I suppose.

In order?

Pilgrimage.

Halloween on the Citadel, namely an Elcor dressed like an Earth vampire.

A biotic Earth mammal. A human with a goatee from approximately the 16th century of Earth A.D.

That one time I went to Omega and celebrated Christmas with a batarian for the sake of holiday togetherness and me not getting the holiday beyond "Santa Claws".

Santa Claws, the king of Draculas.

Knife arms.

A face tattoo of a glowing skull.

Volus juggling circus clowns.

Newsfeeds of people using swords like that magical skeleton avatar man who worked for Cerberus, only they added flips and shit to the routine.

Geth on Rannoch.