Diplomatic Immunity Human diplomat who travels the galaxy to promote goodwill and friendship between all sapient species. |
Reapers XX: The HeistCurrent Game Status: Game OverEverything was going along just fine in the branch office of the First Bank of Irune when things went tits up. Four masked individuals, a vorcha, a drell, a human and a salarian entered the bank, shot the guards. They are keeping the customers and staff under gun-point as their safe cracker began to drill into safe to get the eezo. The alarm was triggered however and now the robbers, and the civilians are all stuck in same building. Introducing the players!Playing as the Customers:
Playing as the Members of Staff
and last but not least Playing as the Robbers
What's happening now! (Read This, There Is Important Gameplay Information)
Rules:
Player Status:
Next hour starts on Sunday the 9th at at 17:00 GMT - 12.00 EST Signed Albert Lowell Diplomatic Attaché to the Office of Rear Admiral O'Reilly, Ambassador at large for The Earth Systems Alliance. |
TechOptryx |
Happily surprised: Oh hello, my name is Loftan.
Proudly: I'm with C-Pat! Sadly: I do not understand limericks. Encouragingly: I am trying anyways! Boasting: I am the law! I will resolve this! (Icarus, DeathtoDreadnaughts, Mr Sandman, RemembertheBlitz, Figulus) |
Diplomatic Immunity Human diplomat who travels the galaxy to promote goodwill and friendship between all sapient species. |
Hours over, please stand by for me to tabulate votes and stuff like that.
Signed Albert Lowell Diplomatic Attaché to the Office of Rear Admiral O'Reilly, Ambassador at large for The Earth Systems Alliance. |
Diplomatic Immunity Human diplomat who travels the galaxy to promote goodwill and friendship between all sapient species. |
Hour 2, Day 1
What happening so far; a Heist is going on, and it's gone all wonky. First the sole krogan costumer tried to slam one of the Robbers, resulting in a scuffle but there were no casualties, just some bruised egos. Then there were all kind of lynching threads. Then an hanar starts threatening suicide. But now when nobody is looking a customer keels over! The turian Obtentus, (Mombasa Giants Fan) has been strangled by unknown. Oh and Loftan is wandering about trying to arrest people... yeah. -- Lynch Status -- Figulus: 3 VVSVISVA: 1 Hierarchy_dad: 1 -- Game over in 10 hours -- Hour 2 starts NOW! Signed Albert Lowell Diplomatic Attaché to the Office of Rear Admiral O'Reilly, Ambassador at large for The Earth Systems Alliance. |
Mr_Sandman |
...they want the jelly they can fucking have him.
One must therefore be a fox to recognize traps, and a lion to frighten wolves. -Niccolo Machiavelli |
hierarchy_dad |
This one is highly unsettled by the notion of a rogue murderer in our midst, in addition to the armed hooligans. How did they even succeed in strangling one of us, while we all were lying down on the floor as commanded and was not seen? Is someone wearing a cloak of some sorts?
"Who controls the past controls the future: who controls the present controls the past." - George Orwell |
TechOptryx |
Annoyed: I said:
Happily surprised: Oh hello, my name is Loftan. Proudly: I'm with C-Pat! Sadly: I do not understand limericks. Encouragingly: I am trying anyways! Boasting: I am the law! I will resolve this! (Icarus, DeathtoDreadnaughts, Mr Sandman, RemembertheBlitz, Figulus) |
VVSVISVA |
There was once a turian called v
who could not write poetry he tried and he tried but hated to rhyme so fuck the krogan LYNCH FIGULUS |
Diplomatic Immunity Human diplomat who travels the galaxy to promote goodwill and friendship between all sapient species. |
Stuff Happens!
Mr-Sandman suddenly collapses as everyone is looking at Mombassa's body, his neck was snapped by unknown. EDIT-ADDED: More Stuff Happens! A few second later A turian named Plex (j_proctor) slams against the floor, strangled too. C-Sec calls over the a mega-phone towards the bank... "People stay calm... we accept your 4 of your demands..." To robbers need only 6 hours to win the game... -- Lynch Status -- Figulus: 4 VVSVISVA: 1 Hierarchy_dad: 1 -- Game over in 6 hours -- Signed Albert Lowell Diplomatic Attaché to the Office of Rear Admiral O'Reilly, Ambassador at large for The Earth Systems Alliance. |
RememberTheBlitz |
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2LT Harris |
...what the christ?!
Oh, bloody-- STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, ALL OF YOU UNVOTE FIGULUS, JUST STAY BACK I will not cease from mental fight, Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand: Till we have rebuilt Jerusalem, In Earth's green & pleasant lands. |
TechOptryx |
Agitated: None of you are listening to me.
Proudly: Well, I can leave at any time. Retardedly: It will be good to get away from all of these limericks. Slightly Agitated: Where is the exit? |
hierarchy_dad |
Is this one free to leave the bank now?
"Who controls the past controls the future: who controls the present controls the past." - George Orwell |
Icarus |
The vorcha stares at the strangled and otherwise murdered persons. "Trak has no idea what just happened."
Private First Class, 2nd Battalion, 25th Marines, Seawolf Platoon |
RememberTheBlitz |
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Diplomatic Immunity Human diplomat who travels the galaxy to promote goodwill and friendship between all sapient species. |
TechOptryx is bored and has activated GOODBYE, eta before he finds the exit 3hrs
hierarchy_daddy you can only go if the robbers tell you you can go. In a large font so I can see and tally the votes. -- Lynch Status -- Figulus: 3 VVSVISVA: 1 Hierarchy_dad: 1 -- Game over in 6 hours -- Signed Albert Lowell Diplomatic Attaché to the Office of Rear Admiral O'Reilly, Ambassador at large for The Earth Systems Alliance. |
2LT Harris |
The human just stares at the salarian robber and mouths like a fish for a moment before continuing.
"Look, I don't know why you're so tense, You've got the guns, and the time, And you can make people do silly rhyme, Frankly, you panicking makes no sense. Why don't you go hunt the killer, You have the guns, you have the power, To make far better use of the passing hour, The strangler could be the krogan to the tiller, So, in peace and compliance, what do I say, Let us live till the end of the day?" I will not cease from mental fight, Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand: Till we have rebuilt Jerusalem, In Earth's green & pleasant lands. |
DeathToDreadnoughts |
"Well you idiots have done it now. Did you all forget what I told you about getting in our way?" The drell pointed his pistol at the volus named Arrow.
"You've been quiet so far. So tell me who you think killed my buddy over there? If you don't have any bright ideas, maybe someone else with a stronger desire to live through this will talk. And don't bother with the limerick. But I do want to make sure everyone pays plenty of attention to you. So every third word you say needs to be shouted out just to wake up anyone getting bored around here." ((aka, caps lock every third word)) "The pursuit of justice can tolerate no compromise and accept no substitute. It is either applied with vigor and courage or it is completely abandoned." - Gaius Syndcrodious in On Values and Truth: The Need for Moral Courage |