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Fucking spirits man it's not that hard.

Knives + your balls = BAD

BADBADBAD

Like seriously, how much of a looker are we talking about here that you'd let her near your junk with something sharp? 'Cause that was either some damn fine booze or some sweet ass.

New poster here, still figuring out the site navigation. I like the setup, real nice looking.

My name is Ty Etan. I used to run a couple small backroom cardgames back on Omega, took a comfortable payout so I could set up my own place somewhere. I'm currently looking into locations and resources to set up my establishment on Illium.

Welcome Ty Etan and Vornyl. :)

And welcomen Raimi, too. That's a... distressing episode, I hope your fortunes took an upswing from there. (It wasn't Illium, was it? Whenever I read 'corporate' in the same sentence as 'selling [insert body part here]', well.)

Welcome TE, my you're one classy bloke!

Much appreciated. A business associate of mine turned me on to various formal styles of Earth, as a way to spruce up my pressure suit. Been placing special orders for clothes there ever since.

Thanks for the welcomes too, glad to be part of the community

This one extends most humble greetings to the new contributors!

It's strange. I've been so burnt out from a lifetime of getting shot, consuming illicit substances, and mixing said substances with alcohol that, even though I remember this story, I can't quite take a precise inventory on how many I have left. Do I have three left, or is it more precise to say seven? Did I lose one ball or twelve that night? Or did all of them absorb into me, turning me into a gestalt of reproductive capabilities?

And what am I even talking about right now?


The problem is that it was so much booze, I have trouble even remembering if that story occurred, or if I ended up losing something to one of the many, many other terrible decisions I have made in my life.

Can't say I really have a reason to be here. Just another person who slacks off during their office hours. Nice to meet you all.

Welcome CitadelBookkeeper! What are you a librarian?

Nope. Data entry guy and accounting. Boring stuff.

Welcome to all of the new people.

Welcome not librarian.
Welcome, to the land of contrived meetings and flame wars.

Wow, lots more new people lately.

Welcome Everyone!

Welcome, Bookkeeper. Having recently had to become more immediately familiar with 'paperwork' myself than ever used to be the case, I can sympathise. I hope we all prove suitably distracting. :)

Hey there. Name's Aquila.

I'm a turian. I'm a biotic. I'm probably younger than most of the people on this board.

Yeah, I've pretty much exhausted all remotely interesting information.

Welcome aqua something.
Welcome to the madhouse.

What, in particular, makes it a madhouse?

Would you like a list of reasons? Because I think it would take all day to read it.

Welcome, by the way.

I certainly help, in my own small way.

Well this is disappointing. Here was I, thinking that I'd found a place to cuss out some Pro-Cerberus shitstains, but instead its something all together different. And I don't feel drunk enough to cuss you all yet, so I'll start with a hello. And if you're ever docked on Omega with your boat out of whack, you call me, and I'll fix her up in no time. Hell, if you've got any Scotch, even the cheap stuff, and I'll cut 15% off any repair price. I'll even go the whole 25% if you've got some quality Glenlivet.

Don't try pawing batarian swill on me. There is enough of that wretched stuff on the station as it is.