[Hierarchy] Galaxy Celebrates Unification Day

GALAXY CELEBRATES UNIFICATION DAY

via Eirin Vindira, Hierarchy Colonial Feed

Legions once again marched in the streets with shells bursting over the skies of Cipritine today, this time heralding not the arrival of relentless invaders, but of Unification Day. As the first real celebration of the holiday since the devastation of the Reaper War, citizens came crowding into the streets of the great city to dance, sing, and celebrate the end of the Unification Wars, all they have come to represent, and more. People have come out in celebration of not only Unification, but of the courage and tenacity of the turian spirit, as they chisel war’s scars out of the great city.

“The city has gotten more and more wound up as today approached the horizon,” said city triarch Nero Artanis as we joined him in a throng of crowds enthralled in the many performances and reenactments that came to life on the streets. “All of us have just been so excited for this - so proud of what we’ve managed to do in the past year. Today is almost a realization of where that’s taken us.”

Today also marks the first time that the holiday has truly been observed on Earth - the human homeworld, and final battleground of the Reaper War. In the city of Montreal, hundreds of turians paraded the streets, inviting bewildered human locals in the festivities, many of whom were happy to join their turian contemporaries in celebrating the occasion - not because of what, but why. A city joined by many like it on the human homeworld.

As opening ceremonies closed, the Primarchs had this to offer in a closing statement.

“As we pick ourselves back up from the brink, the meaning of this day could not prove more necessary. It’s a day of solidarity. Of clarity in unity.”

Huzzah for Unification Day. The day motherfuckers like me helped kill our own kind and just helped make a new kind of cultural division. But to the hells with that, let's all get wasted and fuck till we're sore!


Gellix Green. Got it.

HAPPY UNIFICATION DAY!

Today marks the day I watched those tentacle bastards got what was coming to them.

Also was the same day I had got so fucking wasted and had sex with a drell.

Such a magical day.

I hope you paid his hospital bills too.

Oh, I was to busy hallucinating to notice the dead drell body next to me.

Ha. That was a joke. Pretty funny.

And SHE was pretty good, I have to say.