Favorite food?

What the FUCK!?!

Dat's d'worst goddamned horrible shitass thing I ever done seen! You useless fat hump, y'just wasted alla dem ingredients! Yer wastin' food! That's disgusting, you fucking stupid asshole! YER WASTIN' FOOD.

DAT IS A FOOD CRIME

YOU EAT DAT SHIT 'FORE YOU PASS YER SHIT JUDGMENT

i'll have you know varrencheese issa jorgal pastime

Dat must be why alla Jorgals are useless, castrated, wet-behind-th-ears milkrunners like yerself.

[image of an obese krogan toddler, flipping the camera the bird as it scratches itself]
one'a over a hunnerd

how many kiddies’ve you got, dickless

Deep fried, Ivaroq-style tsyplionik:



Goes very well with a Vathiza ale.

Vindi's cupcakes. Second runner-up is Vindi's stew. Third runner-up is Sirane's pies.

Sirane is giving me a hard time now, Vindi. If I get pie withheld you have to supplement me with cupcakes.

Fish! Any kind, really, but Sushi is especially good, as there is no Cooking involved to mess with the Flavor.

Posts like these are why I'm actually glad I just eat flavorless plants.

Fresh Gine berries, after being put through the filter for a minute.

Poutine: French Fries and Cheese Curds covered in Gravy. IT IS DELICIOUS.


Also, thanks to our resident Hawaiian squadmate, I've now accquired a taste for Spam Musubis, and they are also delicious.

I've always been fond of pavenak. The closest description I can come up with is probably something like a curry, with very finely chopped vegetables and chunks of meat slow cooked with lots of spices. It's great as a main dish, but also goes well on the side, as a condiment with other foods... It's got quite the bite, but I never get tired of it.


That... er... looks like you stuck someone's entrails on a loaf of bread. I'll pass.

If you can get your hands on it, I love fried fish (tuna is good, pollock is another one I'm fond of). Sukiyaki is another favorite, but it's hard to get the right quality beef for it (that was before the war, I'd hate to think about it now). Really at this point the only food I've had for over a year is ration packs, so when i get the chance I'll check out your establishment regardless.

As long as you don't serve this.


I would rather go cannibal on a Husk before touching that thing.

My favorite is Paella (a rice and seafood dish) and Ceviche (fish and chopped spicy veggies). I really liked Salarian cooking, and Asari food does look promising...although I had a bad experience with their desserts.

I've heard good things about Batarian cooking, too.

man, fuck y'all, dis shit's delicious

'specially 'long wit' dis



FRIED KLIXEN LARVA
served onna piece'a toast an' topped wit'
LIQUIFIED TUCHANKAN FLYTRAP POLLEN

fuggin' delicious, 'specially if dat flytrap's well-fed if ya know what i mean

That is easily the most disgusting "food" I have ever seen.

Ah man, it looks like that white pasty crap that comes out of a Geth when you shoot them.

Aren't Klixen those hermit crab looking bastards that breath fire? Where in the Hell do you go and find this stuff? I don't even want to know what a Tuchankan flytrap is, though I bet it would eat me without thinking twice.

Oh spirits, who had diarrhea on that plate?

Why does Dwick insist on torturing Prople with these Images?

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Why did I bother? Why didn't I expect this to turn into a grossout thread?

I am not sure if that meal has been regurgitated already once.