Bucket lists

Shit, this guy knows how to live. Not sure I can top that.

What do I wanna do before I die? I dunno, unlike the rest of you tools, I'm already living the dream.
...wait, I found something. I wanna do a one of those really long in-atmo jumps, like those holos have it. And I want a wingsuit for it so I can fly across the planet. That would be cool.

I want..

1. To rebuild my home on Bekenstein.
2. To wander Earth's oldest cities and other worlds
3. Run for the board of C-Space Commerce
4. Ensure Sarah doesn't name our children something ridiculous
5. Open another restaurant or five
6. Climb K2 with Sarah
8. Watch a thousand movies
9. Cook a nearly impossible dish (Illium Cauliflower Souffley with buttermilk)
10. Leave the world a better place than I entered it in

”Wait, so dis is a list’a shit ter do ‘fore I die?”

”What the everfucking *ksssssst* fuck did you think it meant?”

RIGHT

DA LIST’a things ter do ‘fore kickin’ it

1. finish dis here list
2.
3. munchies
4.
5. sommat ‘bout drinkin’
6. replace “awesome” with “dwick” in all languages
7. stuff, mount da kickball when’ee croaks
8. food?
9. outclass dad
10.

You'll be very happy to learn that I heard some citadel kid say "Stop dwicking around!".
Well they didn't use it in lieu of awesome, but it's something no?

1. Survive godsquid invasion
2a. Get less-than basic furniture for apartment
2b. Get to know neighbors
3. Get [ENTRY DELETED]
4. [ENTRY DELETED
5. Get a new skycar
6. Sell current skycar
7a. Get Geth for suit
7b. Attempt to get along with Geth
8. Attempt to be more sociable
9a. Get married
9b.Have kids with or without suit
10. Tie up all loose ends before I die

I can tell that I'm in no hurry to do #7, and that this list will probably change as the years go by.

My list? Let's see...


#1 See my daughter grow into a beautiful woman and form her own family.
#2 Complete the secret list.
#3 Be remembered for something else than being the villain in a certain movie.
#4 Possess a tier above 10 at some point in my life.
#5 Renovate/rebuild the summer cottage of my grandparents in Finnish Lapland.
#6 Get the face inked opposed to paint.
#7 Make a significant contribution of undefined quality or quantity to society that will benefit from it.
#8 Have an stellar object named after me or by me.
#9 Complete the secret list if new species have been found.
#10 Pass on the book to daughter.

Skash, at least for me, you've done enough to be permanent fixture. Hell, were I still in the business, I'd ask if you'd like an interview. It'd certainly help with the fame gathering.

Hmm.

1. Make sure Delia has the best childhood and education I can give her, biotic or not.
2. One day get back to being a journalist, and be a better one than I was before.
3. Have more kids.
4. Retire somewhere lovely and obscure
5. Journey to several locations, including Ilos, and the other Council homeworlds
6. Take dancing lessons, and drag Vohk along with me.
7. Learn how to play the guitar
8. Interview a geth/rachni/other esoteric sapient species
9. Somehow use the skills learned in six and seven to do something really awesome on stage.
10. Buy my own ship to travel galaxy wide at my leisure some day.

To See Again Before My Grave

A Bard Recall My Actions, Brave

To See Again Before I Die

The Glorious Wings Mounted To Fly.

See again.

In no particular order

1. Acquire a M-99 Saber
2. Get off the Citadel
3. Get away from the Hierarchy
4. Acquire a companion for Plika
5. Adopt a child
6. [same stuff about geth goes here]
7. Return to Taetrus one more time
8. The Bird pays me back
9. Outlive Dwick so I can dance on his grave
10. This last one is really none of your business

Najhil lives on the Citadel now, Pariah. If Pariah would like, Pariah could meet Najhil and go pick out a new Robe.

So this is a list of things you want to do before you die?
Kind of glad I'm not on the list.


And Skhash, I like the way you think.

1. Grow half a foot
2. Remove the color yellow from my visible spectrum
3. Become a consultant for a cyberdefense company
4. Find out if Palon Xsor is still alive
4a. Shove Palon Xsor’s facemask into a meat grinder
5. Eradicate the cast of The Life Egregious once and for all (with the possible exception of 187)
6. Hurtle down the Thirty-Seven Pillars (without reenacting chase scenes from your average b-holo thriller)
7. Keep this bar running
8. Find out if the geth host programming master classes
8a. Join one
9. Find every last remaining Cerberus cultist and feed them a straight diet of broken glass, razor blades and hydrofluoric acid
10. Find Aphin’s secret tropical retreat
10a. Beat his wrinkly ass in a drinking contest

I want everything.

1. Graduate from college.
2. Continue teaching martial arts.
3. See Aistrus dead.
4. Forgive Rammoth, on the condition she doesn't blow anyone up.
5. Have people listen when I talk.
5a. No more child compacts, stupid AI laws, etc.
6. No more therapy.
7. Have better job than ex-boyfriend.
8. Marry well.
9. Live in a drell community again.
10. Big, annoying drell family.

...I came here expecting this to be a very different thread. Well, here are the things I want to do/have before I die

1. Prove my worth to the Galaxy
2. Bring agricultural technology to struggling colonies
3. Dance on-stage
4. Revolutionize nutripaste recipes
5. Break speed laws in a skycar (as a passenger)
6. Buy a pet
7. Join a frigate crew
8. Kiss someone
9. Meet the cast of Fleet and Flotilla
10. Have a garden with flora unrelated to food

Poor sod.

1. See my daughter... I guess, see her succeed.
2. Find out how and why my son died, if there was anything I could have done.
3. Make sure my family and those I care about are taken care of.
4. Make sure the company is in good hands.
5. Track down the planet I was on from ages 6-10
6. Blow it the fuck up.
7. Hunt thresher maws on Tuchunka.
8. Defeat geth in game of wits.
9. Crush my enemies.
10. Have a beer with the men.

1. Slay a Thresher Maw single-handedly
2. Be remembered by the galaxy somehow
3. Have sex with a quarian
4. Go to Tuchanka to spit on my dad's grave
5. Become a Spectre (Ha! That will be the day)
6. Become a leader of my own mercenary group
7. Bore a child (or adopt one)
8. Be alive to watch as the Krogans join the council
9. Get Hammered more then ever before and live to tell about it
10. Have a home on some beautiful colony

You got one fucked up priorities, whelp.

My list?

#1 DON'T DIE

That's it.

Just make an asari put a helmet on. Same (probably better, virgins are awful) experience, only less whining.