Blue Suns ad.
a thread by Big_Boi_Productions started on 2188-03-26 23:47:43 last post on 2188-03-27 18:17:36
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 Big_Boi_Productions |
 Let's face it. Even after the so called "Unification" War, people in the galaxy are still running around murdering, stealing, enslaving, and being downright assholes to each other in a truly ununified manner. Are you sick and tired of seeing your love ones dead/pick pocketed/kidnapped/named called for the millionth time? Of coarse you are! Now introducing the brand new, top of the line Bodyguard Defense Force from your favorite PMC: Blue Suns Inc. !  These warriors have went through vigorous training on various planets for your safety and convince. They follow you every where you go, and protect you from even the smallest of dangers. A dirty alien looking at you the wrong way? Dead in minutes! A Pyjak in your sights? Killed with fire! That annoying co-worker ate the last beagle? He won't know what hit him! Prices starts at as low as 20,000 credits! Hurry up and get your very own supper awesome bodyguard from the Bodyguard Defense Force Only From Blue Suns Inc. !!!! United, we rise like the dawn. Divided, we fall like the dusk. |
 Celestial Palette |
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This explains so much. Celestial Canvas Studios| The Lost Ninety| Homespun| Citadel Center for the Arts| Free Flight Lounge| Alliance Colonials |
 Archmagus Blood, Fire, and Steel Legionnaires Forever |
Celestial Palette wrote:....
This explains so much. IT DOES NOT SHUT UP.  |
 Niala  |
Archmagus wrote:
Celestial Palette wrote:....
This explains so much. IT DOES NOT SHUT UP. Oh cheer up, it's not all bad. You can set the marketing interns loose on the nearest jungle planet and then hunt them down for training. That'll teach them. One must find a balance between enjoying themselves and leaving the Galaxy in a better place then they found it. |
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Archmagus Blood, Fire, and Steel Legionnaires Forever |
Go die in a fire.
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 dwik  |
HAW HAW HAW HAW
fuck, mebbe i oughtta contact da bitches in marketin', see if i can get 'em to air dis  [DWICK DWICKCAST SYNDYKYT] da best shows on holovision |
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Archmagus Blood, Fire, and Steel Legionnaires Forever |
Fuck you.
Fuck you all. Just fuck yourselves into black hole or something. Shit I don't know. |
 JulesTheEternal |
Dude, that turian can't be arsed/is too poor to fix his armour.
Things have gone downhill big time. |
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Blue^2 |
Pfffhahahahaha.
Cass. Cass. Baby. Darling. This would have been just fine if you'd decided not to be a sensitive tossbag. Now everyone's laughing at you. This is what we call 'trying too hard' <3 |
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Archmagus Blood, Fire, and Steel Legionnaires Forever |
Blue^2 wrote:Pfffhahahahaha.
Cass. Cass. Baby. Darling. This would have been just fine if you'd decided not to be a sensitive tossbag. Now everyone's laughing at you. This is what we call 'trying too hard' <3 Stop helping me. |
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Blue^2 |
When you stop doing things that require my 'help', sweetie.
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Archmagus Blood, Fire, and Steel Legionnaires Forever |
Blue^2 wrote:When you stop doing things that require my 'help', sweetie.
I am going to beat the shit out of you. |
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Blue^2 |
Then stop being an extranet tough guy and come do it, hun.
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Archmagus Blood, Fire, and Steel Legionnaires Forever |
Blue^2 wrote:Then stop being an extranet tough guy and come do it, hun.
stop calling me hon. |
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Blue^2 |
<STT Input>[Laughter]</STT>
You have no idea how fun you are to wind up, hun. It should be illegal. |
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Archmagus Blood, Fire, and Steel Legionnaires Forever |
Blue^2 wrote:<STT Input>[Laughter]</STT>
You have no idea how fun you are to wind up, hun. It should be illegal. I... wha... I feel like that's a euphemism somehow. It is isn't it? |
 Hammerhead |
Shit. This is a riot. You guys should do comedy more often.
Titan Corporation, Myrmidon Security Services |
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Blue^2 |
Archmagus wrote:
Blue^2 wrote:<STT Input>[Laughter]</STT>
You have no idea how fun you are to wind up, hun. It should be illegal. I... wha... I feel like that's a euphemism somehow. It is isn't it? I dunno. Do you want it to be? |
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Archmagus Blood, Fire, and Steel Legionnaires Forever |
Blue^2 wrote:I dunno. Do you want it to be?
I...no? ...I think? I can't spiritsdamn tell when you're being serious and when you're just fucking around with me. |
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Blue^2 |
A general rule of thumb is 'always'.
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 Lode One of the "Battered Bastards of Bytown" |
...And this is why I decided to stay in the civilian sector after my first tour with the SAMC.
Also the reason why i'm still with the SAMC... In Flanders Fields the Poppies Blow, Between the Crosses, Row on Row - LtCol. John McCrae Service Chief, Second Squad, Second Platoon, D Company, 9th Marine Regiment, SAMC Head of Restoration Dept. United North American War Museum. |