[Breaking] Planetary Explosion Ruled “Relay Misfire” by Reapers

Planetary Explosion Ruled “Relay Misfire” by Reapers

Jonathan Aubrey, Vigilant Scythe Hourly

An unexpected explosive event in the Latti System has turned to tragedy today as Apru Colony reported the destruction of Amadan, a dextro-based garden world once considered for quarian colonization shortly before the Reaper War. Apru, which has been relying on QEC to maintain communications with Citadel Space since the Lambda 1 Relay was destroyed, has reported that the cause of Amadan’s destruction was due to the relay accidentally launching a Reaper into the planet.

These reports come amidst Reaper assurance that repairs on the Lambda 1 Relay, along with several others, would be completed soon. In a statement issued to the colony by a Reaper entering planetary orbit, the Reapers thanked the colony for its patience in this matter.

Its final statement, “Your cycle is very important to us,” was delivered as the reaper left orbit, deafening hundreds with its horn. Attempts to receive further information have thus far been inconclusive.

The Quarian Admiralty Board could not be reached for comment on this development.

I laughed so hard!
This human tradition of fabricated news pieces on a specific date is so funny! Besides, I really noted how fast this news service here is, look at the date the news was launched. This may prove valuable in case something really serious happens.
CDN, we know stuff before it happens. CDN, we make stuff happen.

...this is that holiday where you're all silly, isn't it? Mayday? Skylar bought me a dress (technically a dress) for it a few years ago, and said I turned the 'prank' back on her by wearing it in public without question (she didn't know me very well back then).

Oh look, Illium Galactic News Hourly has picked up the story. Somebody's going to get a stern talking-to once they realise. :)

And just like that the magic's gone.

Ho my, and I thought I was error prone!

By the way guys next time I suggest tell people who believe it too much that it's a prank by pm, to keep the party going longer ;)
Kuddos on the writer, I loved that last line!