[Union] Krogan Encroachment Continues

Krogan Encroachment Continues
One Union, One Trust

By Talissat Yevros

Reintegration of Tuchanka’s unifying Urdnot overclan with the peoples of C-space has, of course, been made official with the re-establishment of a krogan embassy aboard the seat of galactic government. However, this is not the only indication of krogan inroads into Citadel and Union life, as reports released today by the Sur’Kesh Commercial Communications Oversight Board demonstrate. Of the fifteen commercial holdings to dominate Union comm waves since the war ended, five are now under krogan control.

“Krogan are known for their preference for decisive action, but this haste is tempered by their extended lifespan and capacity for truly long-term planning,” said political analyst Goshven Joshu. “The sudden ascension of Dinroth Phroun to Chief Editor of Shockwave, among other surprise acquisitions, are representative of the encroachment made by the krogan since the war ended”.

Because.

Do you have to share your inane fetishes with everyone else?

I would think these are the kind you'd prefer to keep private.

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The VI crashed? Wow, I'm good. Like,



this good.

...

I'm going to go drink until I can't remember this thread anymore.

Yeah, I think I will too, or at least until the barrel of my Talon stops looking tasty.

For as much as you post about getting tail and crest, I'm fairly certain you've never actually even seen one that isn't made out of light in suspension or pixels, let alone dealt with a krogan in the mood, cause you'd be dead if you did.

Thou doth protest way too much and way too often to be of legitimate stock.

Fapping in your cubicle furtively while the boss is twenty feet away doesn't count as anything other than proving you'll never pass on your deficient genetics to anyone.

Meanwhile, from what I can gather from the horrendous article grammar is that learning disordered salarians have typed something about krogan fast food stops stealing all their women and violating their racial sovereignty by having food with taste within a parsec of where they keep special clutch salarians in special bouncy grav colonies with bright colors and no loud noises.

or something.

Pretty sure the object and subject of a sentence aren't supposed to be the same thing unless you're a vorcha pit fighter.

Triangle.

If I see anything like this on my pretty little server again, I am busting out the scythe and the axe.

Wait

WHAT

What, didn't you know? After Sanctuary, Cerberus embedded miniature neurotoxin generators in every omnitool in the galaxy as a last stand before the Reapers came along. Apparently it was going to be glorious.

Sadly for them, however, they only worked on reaperfied Cerberus troops, so it was sort of counterproductive.