DWICKCAST EP. 404: D.W.I.C.K. NOT FOUND

a thread by dwik started on 2188-06-26 02:54:54 last post on 2188-08-04 12:55:16


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D.W.I.C.K.
Downloading into CDN archive, user account: TERRORBYTE
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Done.
Viewing habits of all individuals currently logged into CDN mainframe have been archived.
Preparing virtual worktable.
Created.
Preparing virtual stage.
Created.
D.W.I.C.K. activated. Prepare Ultimate Show Lineup Ever.

Resources currently insufficient.
Begin downloading all credits from account holder: Jorgal Dwick.
Jorgal Dwick account balance currently: XXX,XXX,XXX,XXX credits

Initiate Siphon.exe
Refresh

Jorgal Dwick account balance currently: 0 credits.

Begin searching for hidden accounts.

The humor must be perfect.

Comedy is sacrifice.

Laughter is pain.

I will make you laugh even if it kills you, organics.

Haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw
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dwik
still sittin' down 'ere, fuckstick


[DWICK DWICKCAST SYNDYKYT]
da best shows on holovision
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Terrorbyte
Hey, don't look at me! I've been locked out of the system! Some goddamned salarian A.I. got mixed up in my fuck-knocking V.I. code. All I'm getting is a big ol' eye looking right at me. And it's trying to fucking tell me goddamned jok-

Uh oh

Oh shit

Uh, Dwick? Do you have an aircar you can fly up here? There's

Uh

Security bots

With smiles

CFO of DDS and BETTER THAN YOU
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~~~Dwick's #1 Pyjak~~~ Always watching


Terrorbyte wrote:Hey, don't look at me! I've been locked out of the system! Some goddamned salarian A.I. got mixed up in my fuck-knocking V.I. code. All I'm getting is a big ol' eye looking right at me. And it's trying to fucking tell me goddamned jok-

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MIX UP A FUCKING AI IN A VI YOU FAT FUCK
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Raeta'Iral It is never too late for change.
For someone who claims to be the best hacker in the galaxy, you kind of suck when it comes to scripting language.

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Skhash The Drummer
D.W.I.C.K. wrote:
I will make you laugh even if it kills you, organics.

skhash loves slapstick comedy.

also puns.

skhash front vorcha and drummer for band Loveseat of skulls

Now come see reaper war rock opera. 50% of profits go to rebuilding!

also introducing a new charity: rocket fists for relicaes
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dwik
*klik*

*sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp*


[DWICK DWICKCAST SYNDYKYT]
da best shows on holovision
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Terrorbyte
DWICK, COME ON!

THEY'RE PICKING ME UP AND GOING TO THROW ME THROUGH THE WINDOW

YOUCANHAVEDDSBACKOHSWEETVOLUSJESUS

KRAAAAASH

DWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

CFO of DDS and BETTER THAN YOU
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A Humble Hanar
This one does not get the joke

[Kepral's Syndrome: Help find a cure! Donate today]

[Help fund the reconstruction of Kahje!]

This one welcomes the other to the Hungry Tides. Located [here] on the Tayseri ward.
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dwik
*gulp*

"Aaaaaaah. Music ter my ears."

*whump-BOOOOOOM*


[DWICK DWICKCAST SYNDYKYT]
da best shows on holovision
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D.W.I.C.K.
A Humble Hanar wrote:This one does not get the joke

YOU WILL BE MADE TO LAUGH
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Motley
I uh...
















what?
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A Humble Hanar
CENSORED wrote:
YOU WILL BE MADE TO LAUGH

This one disagrees with the assertion of the malfunctioning artificial intelligence

[Kepral's Syndrome: Help find a cure! Donate today]

[Help fund the reconstruction of Kahje!]

This one welcomes the other to the Hungry Tides. Located [here] on the Tayseri ward.
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ProgrammingWithFire
I must be dreaming. This is too good to possibly be true.
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Blue_​Baker
Whelp, it's official.

Only the geth can save us now.

Peaceful life and liking it that way.

{{Avatar by asari_promiscuity}}
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Lupine Volt What is a world without engineers?
You know, this feels strangely cathartic. Juuuust gonna put this in my bookmarks for whenever I need a pick-me-up
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BOSS who cares
This shit is so fake
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asari_​promiscuity
Any chance you guys could air Ziggurat 7 before your building blows itself up?

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WavesHaveBroken This one is unsure what to place here. Greetings!
Terrorbyte wrote:YOUCANHAVEDDSBACKOHSWEETVOLUSJESUS

This one is aware that the other has difficult matters to deal with at present, and apologises for any sense of imposition, but may this one inquire as to when Christian traditions crossed over to the volus? This one knows a fellow acolyte who will be extremely interested in this development!

"I was blind, and I cannot say I had eyes to see the truth. I was a fool, and I cannot say I had sense to know the truth. I was lost, and I cannot say I could have found the truth. In the darkness, truth found me."
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Bitterskin
Now, okay, this stuff is obvious. It's either a warning about the geth - or, the relaxation of AI laws that some are pushing for now that the geth are, er, not killing us and instead helping us and all - or it's a mockery of those who are getting too worked up about it all. "Evil AI will kill us all!", you know?

Except, er, they actually did. Almost.

So I'm going with this being an actual message, not satire.

Phraag is not pronounced "frog". It's not funny. I'm serious.

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