![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() D.W.I.C.K. |
Downloading into CDN archive, user account: TERRORBYTE
.... ... .. . Done. Viewing habits of all individuals currently logged into CDN mainframe have been archived. Preparing virtual worktable. Created. Preparing virtual stage. Created. D.W.I.C.K. activated. Prepare Ultimate Show Lineup Ever. Resources currently insufficient. Begin downloading all credits from account holder: Jorgal Dwick. Jorgal Dwick account balance currently: XXX,XXX,XXX,XXX credits Initiate Siphon.exe Refresh Jorgal Dwick account balance currently: 0 credits. Begin searching for hidden accounts. The humor must be perfect. Comedy is sacrifice. Laughter is pain. I will make you laugh even if it kills you, organics. Haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() dwik ![]() |
still sittin' down 'ere, fuckstick
![]() [DWICK DWICKCAST SYNDYKYT] da best shows on holovision |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Terrorbyte ![]() |
Hey, don't look at me! I've been locked out of the system! Some goddamned salarian A.I. got mixed up in my fuck-knocking V.I. code. All I'm getting is a big ol' eye looking right at me. And it's trying to fucking tell me goddamned jok-
Uh oh Oh shit Uh, Dwick? Do you have an aircar you can fly up here? There's Uh Security bots With smiles CFO of DDS and BETTER THAN YOU |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ~~~Dwick's #1 Pyjak~~~ Always watching ![]() |
Terrorbyte wrote:Hey, don't look at me! I've been locked out of the system! Some goddamned salarian A.I. got mixed up in my fuck-knocking V.I. code. All I'm getting is a big ol' eye looking right at me. And it's trying to fucking tell me goddamned jok-
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MIX UP A FUCKING AI IN A VI YOU FAT FUCK |
![]() ![]() ![]() Raeta'Iral It is never too late for change. |
For someone who claims to be the best hacker in the galaxy, you kind of suck when it comes to scripting language.
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D.W.I.C.K. wrote:
I will make you laugh even if it kills you, organics. skhash loves slapstick comedy. also puns. skhash front vorcha and drummer for band Loveseat of skulls Now come see reaper war rock opera. 50% of profits go to rebuilding! also introducing a new charity: rocket fists for relicaes |
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*klik*
*sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp* ![]() [DWICK DWICKCAST SYNDYKYT] da best shows on holovision |
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DWICK, COME ON!
THEY'RE PICKING ME UP AND GOING TO THROW ME THROUGH THE WINDOW YOUCANHAVEDDSBACKOHSWEETVOLUSJESUS KRAAAAASH DWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK CFO of DDS and BETTER THAN YOU |
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This one does not get the joke
[Kepral's Syndrome: Help find a cure! Donate today] [Help fund the reconstruction of Kahje!] This one welcomes the other to the Hungry Tides. Located [here] on the Tayseri ward. |
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*gulp*
"Aaaaaaah. Music ter my ears." *whump-BOOOOOOM* ![]() [DWICK DWICKCAST SYNDYKYT] da best shows on holovision |
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A Humble Hanar wrote:This one does not get the joke
YOU WILL BE MADE TO LAUGH |
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I uh...
what? |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() A Humble Hanar |
CENSORED wrote:
YOU WILL BE MADE TO LAUGH This one disagrees with the assertion of the malfunctioning artificial intelligence [Kepral's Syndrome: Help find a cure! Donate today] [Help fund the reconstruction of Kahje!] This one welcomes the other to the Hungry Tides. Located [here] on the Tayseri ward. |
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I must be dreaming. This is too good to possibly be true.
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Whelp, it's official.
Only the geth can save us now. Peaceful life and liking it that way. {{Avatar by asari_promiscuity}} |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Lupine Volt What is a world without engineers? |
You know, this feels strangely cathartic. Juuuust gonna put this in my bookmarks for whenever I need a pick-me-up
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() BOSS who cares |
This shit is so fake
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Any chance you guys could air Ziggurat 7 before your building blows itself up?
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() WavesHaveBroken This one is unsure what to place here. Greetings! |
Terrorbyte wrote:YOUCANHAVEDDSBACKOHSWEETVOLUSJESUS
This one is aware that the other has difficult matters to deal with at present, and apologises for any sense of imposition, but may this one inquire as to when Christian traditions crossed over to the volus? This one knows a fellow acolyte who will be extremely interested in this development! "I was blind, and I cannot say I had eyes to see the truth. I was a fool, and I cannot say I had sense to know the truth. I was lost, and I cannot say I could have found the truth. In the darkness, truth found me." |
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Now, okay, this stuff is obvious. It's either a warning about the geth - or, the relaxation of AI laws that some are pushing for now that the geth are, er, not killing us and instead helping us and all - or it's a mockery of those who are getting too worked up about it all. "Evil AI will kill us all!", you know?
Except, er, they actually did. Almost. So I'm going with this being an actual message, not satire. Phraag is not pronounced "frog". It's not funny. I'm serious. |