Need a swinging salarian?

Hey, guy- There's nothing wrong with me. I had to go to the hospital that day because of exhaustion. Severe exhaustion.
I apologized to the guy and everything! We're totally cool now! I mean, I was talking him to the other day and I was like, ".....-
Fuck, what was his name

This has been most Illuminating, if confusing. Hmmm not exactly prepared to offer sexual services quite yet. Sounds rather uncomfortable to be honest.

Most days, I'm proud of my race, it's history, it's accomplishments.

Then I see a thread like this.

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daaaaaaamnnn

[This user has a high blood alcohol level.]

Can this thread be done please? I'm pretty sure this elcor dance is the highest quality thing related to anything sexual right now.

You sick, sick fuck of a salarian.

Do what I do and down a nice Mannovai Malt. It helps.

I imagine you have to dig pretty far back to find anything suitable.

I'm fairly sure there has been a misunderstanding here judging from these reactions. Please read my previous statements. Also, no I do not do elcor dancing. Tried it once broke a rib because of the simulated gravity.

You know what, I'm not going to go negative here. Follow your dreams man. Your insane, weird, definitely not quite right dreams.

It beats shooting people for a living.

You do asari poledancing. There is no shrelling way to justify that.

Why? Its a fairly common dance as far as I've experienced at least looking at omega and also quite artistic with a lot of nonconventional moves, sure but nothing particularly offensive.

How can AmbidextrousAmphibian perform Turian Throat Singing if AmbidextrousAmphibian does not have a flanging Voice?

Practice, LOTS of practice.

How the shrell does anyone find that aesthetically pleasing?

That answer is unsatisfactory; surgery would be required to properly perform turian throat singing in a non-turian species. Are you lying, salarian? Or are you merely an imitation, unskilled or otherwise?

I'm a little dismayed at the negativity showed to our new members, friends. I know that some of the specialties he listed were not really what we want to see a Salarian do, but he only shows he has a wide array of skills, and is willing to go the extra mile to entertain.

AmbidextrousAmphibian, if you want a stable job with free meals and housing, the entertainment division of Slaves4Us could have you join one of the troupes. You can get a representative 24/7 here. Good luck!

He can do what he wishes, but I am curious as to how he performs what is typically physically impossible.

Out of curiosity, does anyone who isn't a complete mental deficient take you up on these offers?

Actually sounds tempting at this point. I'm getting propositions that really aren't willing to utilize my preferred skillset, mostly from krogan and Varren. And I no longer have the money to get off this cesspit. Hmmmm, lay out some more details of the arrangement.

As for the throatsinging, you have to utilize the nasal cavities for the turian flailing effect. Not perfect, but better than the regular amateur here on omega.

Unless the STG has been up to its old tricks, I rather doubt that varren have been making propositions.