![]() ![]() ![]() TheDoctorIsIn Nulisan Praesid, ex-Armiger Legionnaire, at your service. I run FEMES. |
Vigilance wrote:
Alright alright I won't go. Guess you miss me too much at HQ to watch me leave, hmm? Heheh. Hey, I said 'go ahead', but it's on your time. I have no idea what you mean about the requisitions. I always return items I've... filled in the forms for. Everything else follows the old human adage of 'those who find objects keep them, those who lose objects cry'. Never heard that one. Also, did you just admit to stealing from the company? And wow, you remembered my name. I'm almost honoured. You're on payroll. It's not hard. Call FEMES today! We cut your legs off so you don't have to! Sign up today and we'll give you High-Threat Response coverage at half-price! |
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TheDoctorIsIn wrote:Selenus, if someone's offering a price-tag that high, they are GOING to stiff you on the payment.
Not always, some jobs can pay an awful lot, and there has to be a way for it to actually happen if it's legit. There's usually signs if a bounty's flaky. If the money ain't in escrow, that's a big 'ole warning sign, and the bigger the prize with no evidence of actual cash, the more likely you'll get nothing. If it is in escrow, but the lawyers or whatever are unknowns and nobody's ever heard of 'em, that's strike two. If they've got a reputation for being legit, and are known to handle bounties that big and preferably bigger, your chances can be pretty good. You can check some of the more popular groups and what their reputation is [here] After the money looks in order, it comes down to what you know about the target and the guy hiring you. The less you know, the less they want to tell you, and the more [classified]'s and [redacted]'s and [data expunged]'s you see on the files, the more likely you end up with nothing or you end up dead. Though whether that's because they stiffed you, decided you knew too much (yeah, learned you have to be on the lookout for that one the hard way), or your target turns out to be a Spectre or something you didn't bargain for is hard to tell. Urdnot Soruk, attached to the Urdnot Embassy. |
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Proof?
[Image- A man in full combat armor holds up a credit chit with a visible readout. 500k Credits.] This is Private Anderson Bright, one of our survivors and our current CFO following the destruction earlier today. Mr. Bright is very hesitant on offering such a large cash bounty on such a target, but I have deemed it necessary in order to attract the professionalism the objective entails and requires. If you need further information, I can work with you. |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Lt Commander Laelius You must be fluid, like water, one moment, a gentle burbling stream, the next, an unstoppable torrent |
yeah, tilt your chit just a little to the left so we can see the serial, im sure NO ONE wants to hack your account for that nice payday your holding up there
To fight with rage is to ensure your opponent's victory |
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Niala wrote:We'll look into this immediately.
Back off, blue-tits. D'you know how much novacoke I could get for 500k? I could make a little sandcastle of the stuff.But I don't like your house rules, Latina. You want this guy alive? Fair enough. But no creds up front, and nothing if he's killed in the act? Bullshit. Anything can happen in a combat zone. The guy could give his Carnifex a blowjob rather than let himself get caught. I'm not flying halfway across the cosmos, getting my ass riddled with accelerator rounds along the way, only to get shit-all if this douchebag trips down a flight of stairs while running away. Half up front, half at the end. Seems legit. |
![]() ![]() ![]() TheDoctorIsIn Nulisan Praesid, ex-Armiger Legionnaire, at your service. I run FEMES. |
Acta Non Verba wrote:Proof?
[Image- A man in full combat armor holds up a credit chit with a visible readout. 500k Credits.] This is Private Anderson Bright, one of our survivors and our current CFO following the destruction earlier today. Mr. Bright is very hesitant on offering such a large cash bounty on such a target, but I have deemed it necessary in order to attract the professionalism the objective entails and requires. If you need further information, I can work with you. That's not holoshopped at all Also a private is your CFO the fuck is wrong with your outfit Call FEMES today! We cut your legs off so you don't have to! Sign up today and we'll give you High-Threat Response coverage at half-price! |
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TheDoctorIsIn wrote:
Acta Non Verba wrote:Proof?
[Image- A man in full combat armor holds up a credit chit with a visible readout. 500k Credits.] This is Private Anderson Bright, one of our survivors and our current CFO following the destruction earlier today. Mr. Bright is very hesitant on offering such a large cash bounty on such a target, but I have deemed it necessary in order to attract the professionalism the objective entails and requires. If you need further information, I can work with you. That's not holoshopped at all Also a private is your CFO the fuck is wrong with your outfit They were basically all killed by a specialist gone rogue. So....'everything'. [R] information services, business accepted over private communicae. |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Lt Commander Laelius You must be fluid, like water, one moment, a gentle burbling stream, the next, an unstoppable torrent |
id say just cut your losses, but im not sure you have much else...
To fight with rage is to ensure your opponent's victory |
![]() ![]() ![]() TheDoctorIsIn Nulisan Praesid, ex-Armiger Legionnaire, at your service. I run FEMES. |
REDACTED wrote:
TheDoctorIsIn wrote:
Acta Non Verba wrote:Proof?
[Image- A man in full combat armor holds up a credit chit with a visible readout. 500k Credits.] This is Private Anderson Bright, one of our survivors and our current CFO following the destruction earlier today. Mr. Bright is very hesitant on offering such a large cash bounty on such a target, but I have deemed it necessary in order to attract the professionalism the objective entails and requires. If you need further information, I can work with you. That's not holoshopped at all Also a private is your CFO the fuck is wrong with your outfit They were basically all killed by a specialist gone rogue. So....'everything'. So, instead of using that 500 grand to rebuild the outfit and get it functional again (and simultaneously claiming that the vast majority of their funding is gone), they're express-promoting a private to take charge of the outfit's finances, and then putting a bounty on a guy's head. A guy who is, apparently, worth 500 grand. Despite just being an ex-Cerbie or something. Call FEMES today! We cut your legs off so you don't have to! Sign up today and we'll give you High-Threat Response coverage at half-price! |
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You should have limited access to that tracker as soon as I accepted the job, because I have a fucking legion of Blue Suns ready to storm the hotel and kill us all.
So you have two options. Tell the Blue Suns to stand down or I will blow this guy's brains out right now. Distress message to AEGIS command, priority one We need reinforcements at the DeLuxury Hotel. I have a Blue Suns squad besieging our position with shuttle support and very likely have further forces inbound. If they don't stand down we're going to have a war on our hands trying to extract. One must find a balance between enjoying themselves and leaving the Galaxy in a better place then they found it. |
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AEGIS and the Blue Suns. Our men are currently en route for a handover. Who so possesses the living target at the time of our arrival will receive our payment. |
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ACTA YOU FUCKER One must find a balance between enjoying themselves and leaving the Galaxy in a better place then they found it. |
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Acta Non Verba wrote:
AEGIS and the Blue Suns.
Our men are currently en route for a handover. Who so possesses the living target at the time of our arrival will receive our payment. Hahaha, oh, man, you're trying to stiff them on the payment? You know, you're small time. You can't survive a reputation as 'dishonest shits who can't be trusted'. Just saying. [R] information services, business accepted over private communicae. |
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You know what the Pack does to people that try to get out of paying?
heh heh heh |
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Hahahahahah you dumb motherfuckers.
You're trying to fuck over the Suns? ![]() |
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I'd like to personally thank you for giving the entire barracks here a morale boost.
We haven't laughed this hard since someone introduced all of us to Curr the news vorcha. |
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Well, this certainly seems to be Natural Selection in motion.
"Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds awake to find that all was vanity; but the dreamers by day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dreams with open eyes to make them possible." Thomas Edward Lawrence |
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I think everyone involved knew that those people weren't counting on paying that extravagant fee from the start.
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REDACTED wrote:You can't survive a reputation as 'dishonest shits who can't be trusted'.
Maybe it'll turn out to all be the work of a lone deranged maniac employee they didn't background check properly. I'm sure that excuse won't get old any time soon. ![]() |
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So I killed a washed up cerberus agent and the guys that tried to screw me over, and got paid.
Today was a good day. Fucking cerbies One must find a balance between enjoying themselves and leaving the Galaxy in a better place then they found it. |