Work. Out.

So.... Decent gyms on the Citadel?

That you softlings must constantly dedicate time to reversing the products of your own gluttony says poor things about your society. Perhaps if there were more opportunities for death or maiming on your way to your place of employment this would be less of an issue.

I'm rather positive about the state of my society vis-a-vis the scarcity of opportunities for death or maiming on the way to work, thanks.

And while appreciative of the... encouragement, I'm in pretty good shape. Skipping the usual jokes about what's a good workout (dancing is too, as I recall you're familiar with yourself), we borrowed Skylar's home gym unit a while back after Ana's regen treatment, so we've both been benefiting from that as well. Not quite the same as a proper gym, but sadly nobody's yet started up a good replacement for the old Mesa Gen centre. All the gyms around here are so commercially structured, they're just no fun.

...that gives me an idea for a promotion at Apricity, need to talk to Eafina...

Yeah, because when I think "Peak physical form" I think quarian, someone who need specialized technology to even survive.

(Volus don't count because they can survive on their own planet without suits)

Yeah, maybe if the fattest fuck posting in this thread wasn't a prime fuckin' example of your species, you wouldn't be talking right out your ass, you know?

But with that said, I got a question for ya P. You ever seen a fat turian? Oh you haven't, because anyone with his stones set right is a product of extensive training to make us elite, mean, lean fightin' and fuckin' machines? Yeah.

You can thank us later.

I think Vindi could have qualified for the turian example...

Some years ago at least. When she was using sugar in everything she baked or so I heard.

I've seen a fat Turian at a food festival- CheeseCon, I think. I THINK it was a turian. He was just rounder around the waist and stuffed his face with the Quarian/Turian safe food. He voted against Chris' stall, but I think that was because he was racist.

Then maybe they need to be offended and to be challenged. The only thing that happens in situations like this when you are nice about it is they think about it for all of five minutes before they forget and continue doing the same stupid shit they've been doing all of their life.

But when you just get to the point, spit it out, and get a few people angry? Oh, I guarantee you. Almost every species in the galaxy will scream, shout, and yell as they try to prove you wrong.


Shut. Up


Wrong.


Or maybe they live off bland, flavorless nutripaste the rest of their lives instead.


Then you are an idiot. Quarians aren't krogan or batarians. But are still much stronger physically than given credit for. But I assume the constant whining and idiocy displayed have caused that to be forgotten.


Because I assumed mentioning turians being exempted would be a rather pointless addition.


ugh


I don't want them insulting dancing by even trying that

Pariah, what is your workout regiment?

Extensive bitching?

What's yours?

Extensive whining followed by some light whitewashing?

Yeah.

Extensive whining, covering up my past and I jog extensively (when I have the time), pull-up lifts on a bar in my house, a runner's pad in front of the HV, more whining, and I used to lift weights. My weight set is at the old apartment and Chris and I aren't really in a talkative mood lately.


I also suck the joy out of the room, that helps me stay in shape.

I don't need to work out! I stay fit by:

1) Living on Tuchanka.

2) Apprehending criminals. They're feisty bunch alright.

You've been on the Citadel how long and can't even find a gym? Or is this just another way to try and bring the topic back to your ex whom left you because you were a mass murdering terrorist?

Well, I'm trying to feel around for suggestions, and I have nothing else to talk about. Kind of a one-note orchestra here.

This is no way to get someone to do something, especially join a gym.

Its desk partner, Damlien, is a healthy size, has a significant other, does not work a physically intensive job. But at lunch its friend Navkos was describing his routine and Damlien said he would soon be joining, with Navkos as personal trainer. Then he turned to this one and said it would be a great idea if this one joined in.

Navkos tried to convince this one with the promise that it would get this one women - or men, or whatever it was into, he was not sure - more than its 'eloquence', which is apparently what is getting this one all its romantic partners at the moment, which it was not aware of.

By some arcane manner, or rather, it could not say no, it will be joining its friends in a gym in the near future.

The problem with this being is hanar fat works a little different to drell fat. This will be an interesting experience.

VigilantVanguard.

Since you seem interested in alternate workout methods, I might suggest some workouts from the Chak'Kesa school. It's a martial art the batarians of Valkar developed; similar, I suppose, to the Asari Alleresu school or a blend of human tai chi and [Translation error, did you mean 'Tandoori'?].

Very practical and effective in combat, but calming, energizing, and focusing when used on their own as a training workout. Most of the forms for individual training can be adjusted for low impact, to account for your situation.

I remember when I first hit the Citadel. I wasn't out of shape by any means, but for my whole life I had lived with 0.7 G's of gravity, then I had to get used to 1 G on the wards. It doesn't sound like much of a difference, but you certainly feel it. And the Presidium is only 0.3 G's, which at less than half of what I'm used to made me feel like I could do anything.

I found myself a gym with a Variable Gravity room to help me get used to the differences. I really recommend it. [This] is the commercial one I used before I got access to C-Sec facilities.

There are very few fat salarians. Of course, I happen to know one of them. My cousin looks like you took a salarian, and started inflating him like a baloon. His chest is round, it's so bizarre looking.

I just go running. Gyms smell and, well, when I go running I like to feel like I'm actually going somewhere. I just sorta make my way down the wards for as long as I can before I need to turn back.

actual image of the frog's cousin heheh