Something to watch out for

Oh my Spirits how the fuck would that even go?

like

"No really its not what it looks like."

"You're watching elcor knock uglies in period dress I don't even know what the fuck it looks like."

it was horrible

I seriously considered making a break for it through the window but the Alliance won't pay for anymore cybernetics

also then I'd probably have to sleep on the couch and I swear my couch is trying to break my back again or something.

Nat, the thread was started by asari_promiscuity. So it was tagged basically.
Seriously, most holo advertisings are more ouvert than Daia's post.
Also, it seems you clicked the links and surfed to the preview pages? Well, if you don't want to see that (or be caught watching), just don't click that :)

Generaly speaking, there is also a lot of stuff I don't want to see or read. But if we start doing that all the time, nobody is talking to nobody anymore in no time. I hope you will survive the shock and maybe you can make it up to your wife with something nice!:)

First, I do think a_prom occasionally has things to say that aren't to do with sex or porn and the title was inconspicious.

Second, Lord Greatrod.

Three, I didn't click on the links, she read it over my shoulder. And made the conclusion that I was on a porn site because porn recommendations


what

look, sex is nothing to be ashamed of, but it belongs in private. Violence, all that shit, is tagged. If you don't want to read it, you don't need to search it up. This is a news site, not a porn one.

Can't we let the people who are into it have their fun? They're not hurting anyone, come on.

One can scarcely imagine. Although now that I think of it, something along those lines would make brilliant copy for the PR department. "'Spirits damn you all we don't sing!' -- Blue Suns PR rep", it'd be worth putting on the promo site in among the review excerpts just for comedy value. (Pity Maggles there is being so media savvy about it, can't win them all.)

Hm? Oh, sorry, I didn't realise it cut there - I just swiped to select the I&I text for copying.

It's a bit racy, true - but I find the 'proper' name to be kind of emotionless, clinical-sounding, you know what I mean? It's one of those things where there isn't yet a 'happy medium' name for the activity that's both emotive and polite.

Are you okay? What happened?

I'll apologise for the thread title - I did wonder in hindsight if people who weren't familiar with my earlier work or EP by name might think I was talking about regular films, even - but I honestly can't feel too guilty, if your wife was reading over your shoulder close enough to get the regular-sized text, but not the obvious fact that it was a quote, or the big banner reading 'Cerberus' up top. Honestly that's not an argument that should go on any longer than "No, it's just someone on a forum."

We've got thugs, slavers, murderers, and sociopaths here in ample quantity, and it's news to me if any of them tag a Goddess damned thing they say or show on this forum. I'm not trying to antagonise you, but if you've been able to stomach the general content on this 'news' site as long as you've been a member, and this is the kind of thing that gets your scalp ruffled, you need to have a think about what kinds of content you're letting yourself become inured to.

Besides which, the references to masturbation (thanks Maggles) didn't come up until, what, three-quarters of the way down the page? How much warning do you want? If I'd put "erotic film" in the thread title, you'd complain I was flaunting it in everyone's faces and inviting people to talk about their 'fapping' or whatever.

Who uses that word anyway? It sounds ridiculous.


Edit: Nat, on re-read that bit was more confrontational that I'd have liked to have been, I apologise. I'm still not au fait with the notion that on this side I've got anything much to feel I ought to be circumspect about expressing, but I'll save the vitriol for Maggles.

Yeah guuuuuuuuuuuys.

Why can't we all just be friieeeeeeeeeeeends?

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But yeah you know what you raise a damn good point. Why should we care? 'Mean, if we don't like it we can just always mosey on over to another fucking thread or some shit right? Well first, as Blue Bimbo #2 said down that path lies only sin 'n xemna-fuckery so we probs shouldn't test it. Secondly:

it's stupid.

And if something's fucking stupid you should say it's stupid.

Because it is.

It is very, very stupid. Woooooow.

Nice.

Really nice.

Mean, I'm not exactly all aboard the furhead tonguing train but that shit's not class.

"Not my fault if you don't want to see tits 'n vag everytime you click one of my links an if it bothers you clearly you're just a heartless cunt lol."

Man you wanna know something funny on that note? I think most of those thugs/slavers/murders/whatever talk about their shit less than you do yours. As in they're not going "HEY LOOK AT ME I'M TOTES KEWL GUYS" every fucking post 'cause, you know, that's spiritsdamn annoying.

'Cept the blinkie.

But he's a fucking retard so eh.
He's saying he popped a boner 'n has to take care of it.

'Cause apparently that's cute or funny or something.

Well uh

a. you kinda would be but it'd be better than getting ambushed by lezzie locker-room gangbang bioticball edition halfway through.

b. You're missing the option that goes "maybe I don't talk about this shit".

Well "jacking off" was a little minimal 'n "getting themselves off with their hand 'cause it's the only touch they've gotten in months" was a little on the nose.

'N kinda wordy.

Personally, my favorite thing about this thread is that the most vulgar (and honestly most offensive shit I've read) is the mercenary's language. It's like he's looking at a Thesaurus, picking up the most offensive possible words (usually related to women because surprise, surprise the mercenary is sexist as fuck) he can, and then just hitting enter.

After copy and pasting "BINT BINT BINT [CENSORED]!" a billion times because "so edgy lookit me lol"

I mean, at least the human is contributing actual shit of worth to the thread (a lot of which I agree with. And its an actual, interesting conversation) but you're just acting like a pyjak throwing shit at someone because the only language you can speak outside of "warcrimes" and "TERMINUS PIRATES RAAARARARA" is in shitposting and trying to be as offensive as your little lizard brain allows you.

Grow the fuck up you barefaced fuck.

Hang on, I'll translate all of this into your language.


Okay I can't do it because within the first paragraph I started laughing and forgot why I was annoyed in the first place


I agree with you. But uh, when is violence on this site ever tagged? When is anything tagged? I think the most we've ever gotten are those times the VI kicks in to censor something.

Seriously, where is this option.

I just want to know in case I have see another dumbass get his arm blown off unexpectedly spirits what the fuck


hahahahah

Sticks 'n stones girl but uh just sayin: if more guys posted in this thread saying stupid shit I'd prooooobably get on them too.

I don't play favorites girl.


Something something glass houses

or whatever.

Look baldie you're Station too. Doesn't 'xactly qualify you to be the spirit of grace or some shit let's be honest.

Yes, I see your point, if you think something is stupid, wait, if you KNOW something is stupid (your opinions are facts after all), you just have to say it. I mean, what's the alternative? Not being an ass? That's crazy talk.

I barely understood your other "xemna fuckery" "point". Must have been a joke or something. Who cares.

oh ho ho ho you've fucked up now maggles!

...uh.

I don't like you. You are, tbh, kinda a bitch.

I don't give a shit what you think soooooooo

why should I do that again?

Hey hey hey. I care. I care a lot.

Just crushed my feelings there girl, just tore them up and tossed them away.

Hurts girl.

Hurts.

BRING IT BITCH.

Get bent, Maggles.

Butt his head into shambles, bedsheet pyjak.

oh ho ho ho you don't want me to do that~

(you're in trouble~)

troubbbbble~

WOAH WOAH WOAH

Put a trigger warning there krogan

You're a fucking dickless turncoat an are gonna be spending the next couple centuries on your knees sucking off your pimp 'cause nobody and I mean nobody likes a bitchy traitor in their corps.

See?

Equal opportunity. I'm as progressive as shit.

Lady you've got nothing.

There's no tits 'n vag. There's no links (and when I have posted links in the past, I do make sure it's evident what's on the other side). If you saw any nudity related to what I posted, you'd have had to go find ExtranetPlayground's site by yourself, and pass through the site's age gate, just so you could see the tits 'n vag you came back here to be the first one to mention.

If it bothered you that much, what made you keep reading until the fifth reply, which was the first time any locker room activity was even obliquely mentioned?

I know the Suns are more into racketeering and looting than soldiering nowadays, but surely you can't have forgotten everything you learned in basic. It's not an 'ambush' when it's your own spiritsdamned fault you were ever anywhere near anything half as offensive as you yourself have been in this very thread.