Alright, That's It

My arch-nemesis. We meet again.

I kind of had to at some point, really, you opened the door yourself. :)

(Nice to be called an actress, I usually go with 'performer'. Been working on it though.)

Interesting topic, Lady Celeste.
Not long until the expected strange turn though.


Matriarch, I am afraid I have to correct you on this. The scrolls are actually very real and still in existance. Just another one of those cases of convergent philosophical evolution since it’s a thought of universal truth. I am quite surprised you are one to deny reality so fast and run for cover behind your knowledge of terran philosophers.

See, the thing is, it is even working on you yourself already. The mighty krogan weren’t able to destroy us in three centuries, a foul Matriarch sure won't either. You should get the help you deserve, Madam.

There’s a word for the likes of you I have picked up from a human diplomat, talking about his in-law: Oide Giftspritz’n. [error – no valid translation found. Click here to add to dictionary]. Took me a long time to figure it out but it’s so dead on in this case it’s almost weird.

Gather and observe, young races. The long, subtle tradition of angry flirting has been practiced by asari since antiquity.

Watch carefully as they trade barbs back and forth, desperately denying to each other (and often themselves) the way their shared rivalry kindles the fires of appreciation, and eventually, affection.

Oh cruel fate, will they ever consumate the budding romance between them and bring it at last to full bloom?

(Of course they will)

But the question then, is when? Tomorrow? Next month? Perhaps decades or even centuries from now? Perhaps they already are, and they're just keeping up appearances? Lets watch!

(By the way, Celeste, good topic. I'm glad to see someone take the time to elucidate the point after it became so muddled.I do believe you're above the foul language, though.)

I know, I'm still in shock. Unlike the vast number of posts by an overwhelming majority of the asari on the boards it was interesting and made sense and was coherent and practical all the way through.

Amazing right?
Side note this is seriously the most bullshit justification for...well other bullshit I have ever seen. "Oh no I wasn't blatantly lifting, misquoting, and misapplying an existing quote it's a universal truth, and not even from a thinly veiled asari restamping of a human cultural icon too!"

And I am completely unsurprised at how borderline xenophobic and arrogant you are.
Sadly this is likely true, due largely to people like yourself your entire civilization is basically, well, "circling the drain" would be the polite term for it even if "trip down the shit express" might be the more accurate. Absolutely brilliant! People take note: if you can't devise a decent counterargument or raise a valid point just imply that your opponent is mentally ill, everyone will marvel at how clever you are!

In all seriousness I'm fully aware you will, in all likelihood, continue to wholly ignore me on the basis of your hurt, hurt feelings (which, frankly, considering your rhetoric is amazingly hypocritical) this is mainly for the benefit of the rest of the board.

Ah yes, gather and observe members the long, subtle (and vaguely creepy) asari practice of real life shipping. Oh yes, it is most humorous because, you see, she implies that the entirety of their exchanges carries the subtext that they each want to fuck the other rather than, as one might think, that they simply pointedly and vehemently disagree on virtually every subject.

But dear members I'm sure the question you're asking yourself right now is "dear God/Goddess/Spirit/Metaphysical Being of your Choice when will she stop and leave this thread alone?" and to that, my friends, I say

never.

She will never stop.

Because that might indicate a degree of self awareness.

holy fucking shit will you retards just fuck already and get it over with?

Goddess fucking dammit can you people try not to be so insultingly stereotypical.

I mean

fuck

Let's go down the checklist.

filled with innuendo: check

promoting erotic subtext where there is none: check

Passively talking down to literally everyone that isn't an asari in the most obnoxious way possible (seriously, "young races" who the fuck do you think you are?): check

It's like you're not even independent beings, but just some homogeneous blob of terribly written sitcom characters set up to be as wacky and outwardly entertaining as possible for the benefit of some unseen audience.

Seriously if I see one more dick joke "subtly" woven into a discussion about fucking counterpiracy efforts in the nimbus i'm going to pop a blood vessel.


edit: Oh also, you're all fucking terrible people to jump to "they want to fuck" as the first possible reason why two asari disagree with each other. We are not the galaxy's pornographic entertainment. We are people with differing opinions.

No, it's just the extranet's general obsession with equating hostility with sex or lack thereof.

Because it's hot.

Or something.

Ms. Caran I...I

disagree.

<3

Nnnnnnno. No, I don't think that's the case. I won't pull the 'I'm a Matriarch so shut up' card, but come on. You're saying that two people, separated by light years upon light years and thousands of years somehow had the exact same idea and even had similar names? Yeah, I'm going to call bullshit on that.


... hahahaha.

This is the famous diplomacy of the asari republics, ladies and gentlemen. "Get yourself help, you're clearly mentally challenged. Also you're this filthy alien epithet. Peace and love BTW."

Oh, and I doubt that word is even real. Considering it's, again, meant to be part of some kind of human language but I can't find a single reasonable translation of it. Perhaps you should check your facts once in a while.


You know, even if I just screamed "I'M CELIBATE YOU FUCKWITS" to the high heavens I doubt that would do anything to deal with this shit coming up constantly.


Save me, you're my only solace from madness.

Call all deities of excrements and scream their name, it does not make the book and the person go away.
What's next, calling the Oh Mighty Overlord to strike us poor shitstains down? When was the last time you exercised in meditation, Madam?
A secret, Madam: Other people call bullshit, xenmashit and even talxushit on a lot of things you write day in day out. Just not as loud as you like to do.

See, as soon as I use a language you like to speak yourself, you understand me.

Oh gosh, people agreeing with people they think have good opinions and degrading those that they disagree with.

Never seen that before.

So the crappy armor is the reason you all couldn't hold Thessia?

lol!

You're all right furhead. You're all right.

Exercised in meditation? What does that have to do with anything?

Oh, and I'm sure plenty of people rage and bitch, frothing at the mouth, at the mildly challenging and thought-provoking things I force them to confront. I just respond to them all the same way.


So... basically you're admitting to stooping to my level?

Bravo.


Nope, that was because asari military is only capable of special forces actions, is horrifically decentralized, and karmic retribution for being selfish bitches and refusing to join the war effort until it was practically too late.

You've been scammed like the idiot you are. I'm not entirely sure how you decided that the extranet site claiming that there is an asari matriarch with a non-asari name that is almost identical to a human writer with almost identical teachings.

I am currently going to assume that it happened because you are functionally mentally disabled, and, as I am generous, I will assume that you got your position through familial connections.

Hush redacted, this is good entertainment

Now be reasonable, it wasn't just selfishness keeping our government from joining in - for starters, you've left out their willingness to argue over tedious minutiae for decades before eventually coming to something vaguely resembling a decision fifty years after the death of the turian councillor who brought the issue up in the first place.
And their refusal to play nice and share their nice toys with the other children.

Will one of his horsemen do?

Dibs on Pestilence!