[CRIME] Primacy Official Assaulted at Summit

[CRIME] Primacy Official Assaulted at Summit

C-Sec is interviewing witnesses after an unidentified drell doused a hanar politician with florescent paint and glitter, leaving it completely unable to communicate.

Quessanden, a high-ranking primacy official, was visiting the Citadel as part of trade negotiations. However, it has been sharply criticized by drell rights groups for its stances on compactee affairs, it having defended the service of 'underage' drell. It has also been accused of favouring Primacy corporations that make use of compactee labour. After a long day of negotiations, it was presenting the latest proposal to the press when it was hit with several capsules containing glitter and paint.

C-Sec has been unable to find the assailant, who quickly fled the scene. If found, he or she faces misdemeanour charges for holding a protest outside of registered zone.

Keepers, who cares about the keepers, I was glittering today!

Granted I was not the only one caught in the 'collateral damage', you should have seen the representative of the Republics, or the ruined uniform of the Hierarchy!

As a diplomat I resent such an act of aggression against another representative of its people. This is no solution for differences between drell and hanar.

But personally I had my fun seeing glitter glue as the great equalizer among species. Cosmic glue and sprinkling stars. Lucky me I wasn't there at the time.
Mr Lowell, I can recommend Lera'Voun & Noona's on level 8. A great drycleaner and just a quick elevator ride from the embassies, we use it in case of 'emergencies'.

Please pardon my asking, but how is it that public officials have such "emergencies" so frequently that someone has made a business of handling them?

They're surrounded on all sides by sause-y appetizers and red wine.

Seriously though. Albert, drell have good aim. The was only minor splashing and the worst of it happened when envy one ran in like lemmings.

Thank you I will keep this in mind for future emergencies, for now I resorted in using my own dry cleaners.


I know, but the end result was the same; I, Albert Lowell, diplomat for the Systems Alliance was glittering today!

And you know what? I bet you made it work!

He did, I saw the picture.

It lent him an air of etherealness and grace. He looked like those creatures from human myth.

I believe they're called zombies.

arn't you kinda always? in my mind your a sparkling guy all over.

i wish Omega would have more glitter glue instead of incendiary grenades. i'd like to try this on a vorcha some time, it's underrated as a weapon!

I wouldn't have bothered with the glitter.

What I learned from this thread is that apparently some people want to see me sparkle more often. I will consider this for the future, but, in the interest of being forthcoming, I doubt I will relent in my quest to remain glitter free, unless special occasions present themselves.

Please, please just drop this subject. I think my employer at least follows this site, and I am particularly disinterested in unexpectedly adapting a "sparkling" nature, however temporarily. I find it difficult enough to assert that I am a male of our species as it stands.