![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Reem Shikkzy I am what I am. |
Let's be clear: plus sized women are beautiful. Now, let me tell you all a time when I, Reem Shikkzy, ended up in a bathhouse full of fat krogan women. You see, it all started when I decided to take the day off, and go to the spa a year ago. Basically, after the Genophage cure, some krogan women had decided to travel to Omega in search of a good time. So, I'm nude in the hot tub, when three scaly asses that were so fat, they could be in a rap video where DWICK was the rapper, that's how fat they asses were, plunk right in. Apparently, these women hadn't seen a Vorcha as handsome and rich as me, and they were all grinding up against me, when lo and behold, some dumb human idiot walks in. He takes one look at all the action I'm getting, and runs out the door screaming, dropping the plate full of fried chicken I ordered. So, I was in the hot tub, with these three thick-ass Krogan hoes, and they were stuffing their faces with chicken, and let's just say the water in the hot tub smelled VERY delicious and mouth-watering, if you catch my drift.
I'm rich, what else can I do to fill my time besides trolling these ignorant Hierarchy bastards?
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