hi there~ :)

Hello and welcome.

And to the rest of you, it doesn't cost anything to be polite.

Hello, I guess.

.... Well... Not exactly sure how to respond to this.

hi can i ask you for advice

sometimes i feel like i'm a 19 year old human trapped in the body of a 122 year asari who is trapped in the body of a 33 year old turian

is there anything i can do about this and how :)

hi there!~ i heard human females with red hair are wild in the sack, any truth to that? ;D haha jk i only like boys.


dont guess just say hello!

hello!




um okay, first off dont drop all your baggage on a girl okay it makes you seem like a creeper

but it sounds like you have a very serious mental condition. i think you should probably see a doctor.

good luck! i'll be rooting for you! <3

Well, this saves me the effort of digging for information in the demographics thread.

Unfortunately we wouldn't know. There was a typo creating this site, this is actually Celibate Daily News.

...

This. This is why everybody hates quarians.

Not the geth argument. Not the thief stereotype. Not the Migrant Fleet strip-mining places and blocking off relay traffic. Not the war with the geth last year.

Everybody hates quarians because it looks like 90% of the ones that come here are... are... I can't even think of the right word!

sexxy? lol

Deep? Warm? OPEN AND HONEST ABOUT YOUR SHRELLING EMOTIONS!?

You sold yourself into servitude to a batarian and your avatar fills me with fear. Your opinion isn't going to be counted, I'm afraid.

If something like that is all it takes to scare you, maybe you shouldn't be on the Extranet.

A year later and apparently pretending to be a quarian for the express purpose of species mockery is still popular.

I'd thought the giant robots got them all.

I laughed so hard at this. I owe you a drink. You owe me a terminal screen though.

Might hold you to that. After all, I just heard this crazy thing about red heads.

Why do you have a problem with my face? It is my contemplative face! It is also called a smile, maybe you should try it once!

There are smiles. There are grins. There are even smirks.

What you have is an expression that tells me you're contemplating things that salarians should not be contemplating.

.... What is it that you think I'm contemplating?

Well, Little Froggy, have you ever went to a club and started to get really interested in the asari dancers?

Since you've marketted yourself as a pole dancer, I should probably specify

Did you get MORE interested in the exposed flesh and the coy looks than the perfect inverted 270 degree spin she did?

I'd probably study her technique and then seek her out afterwards to exchange tips and notes. There are some really skilled dancers here on omega.

This was a yes or no question, not a fill in the blank. You have failed this test and must repeat the course.