VERY RARE NEW VIDEO DROP BIG BARBADOS "CARIBBEAN LOVE"

Don't even joke about that Aphin, please.

EDIT: Spiza. Stealing Aphin's name is going to throw me for a loop or two until I get used to this place.

Harrad, what are you talking about? I've always been The_Sarcastic_Salarian.

Frankly, I'm hurt.

Oh, so this is sort of like a Doctor Mexta/The Turian Batman thing. I suppose that makes sense.

You could have always told me in person, but I guess you're out in Spain now? How is that? I spent the months in Rio, but I'm back up on the Citadel.

Frankly I’m surprised it took you so long to put two and two together. It’s not like I don’t suddenly gain or lose an eye, arm and a leg when I assume either identity.

And Spain’s great, Harr. Well, aside from the rubble, disease and half the population thinking you’re trying to drop the genophage in their water supply.

Mind checking to see if my bar's still in one piece? I've only got the word of other customers that it's still running, and I may decide to just sell it if terrorists or eldrich galaxy-killers bomb it again.