it was a trap

a thread by OneClassyBloke started on 2187-10-30 21:39:57 last post on 2187-11-01 10:05:58


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Skhash The Drummer
PariahSo which is it?

Deranged fan?
The actual Suri?
Or a split personality?
Other?

Please place your bets everyone.

skhash has 20 credits saying it suri.

skhash front vorcha and drummer for band Loveseat of skulls

Now come see reaper war rock opera. 50% of profits go to rebuilding!

also introducing a new charity: rocket fists for relicaes
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dwik
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Terrorbyte
OH, THAT IS IT I'M GOING TO

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Harrad_​01
Hey Dwick, don't you have a whole network to run? You know, responsibilities?

I mean, I'd think that you'd at least just insult Terrorbyte to his face. It's easier, and we all know how lazy you are.
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fourth contact
PariahSo which is it?

Deranged fan?
The actual Suri?
Or a split personality?
Other?

That's not Suri. just another pretender looking for attention. Wouldn't be the first, won't be the last.
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MagnificentMano'har
Whore.

You seem to be using this as an insult?

~From the Omni-Tool of Mano'har-Mohak Vorkhet Jagdish-Dasharathak IX
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Delta Q
I am willing to provide safe escort in return for monetary compensation.

I am unfamiliar with this Suri person. However, if this assignment broadens to events beyond ensuring your personal safety, I will have to request further information, along with an addition to my fee.

If you're willing to hire, of course.
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Pariah
That's not Suri. just another pretender looking for attention. Wouldn't be the first, won't be the last.

The grammar and spelling (and sanity) is slightly better than Suri's. So you are most likely correct.

You seem to be using this as an insult?

Yes, Goronak. I am.

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MagnificentMano'har
Why? Perfectly respectable occupation (if fairly easy) if you ask me, not like a mercenary or something.

~From the Omni-Tool of Mano'har-Mohak Vorkhet Jagdish-Dasharathak IX
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Close Protection
With a recruiting pitch like that you won't be getting any proper close protection, I can tell you that bloody much right now.

EDIT:
Why? Perfectly respectable occupation (if fairly easy) if you ask me, not like a mercenary or something.
Oh, here we go...

Dan Morrison, BlackTorrent Security Consultants.

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One Shot Wonder One Shot
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Baby!
I'll be your bodyguard if you can get me a date with a hot male turian with a marksman's badge and exempliary combat record double points if he's not Hierarchy

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OneClassyBloke
I am unfamiliar with this Suri person. However, if this assignment broadens to events beyond ensuring your personal safety, I will have to request further information, along with an addition to my fee.

she's a deranged merc who was trained by abattoir, another deranged merc of some repute.

i should explain, suri'neyvi wants to kill me.

I am willing to provide safe escort in return for monetary compensation.

that's three so far. good. i am able to pay all of you, any way you prefer. ;D

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D.Wilde
i should explain, suri'neyvi wants to kill me.
i should explain, suri'neyvi wants to kill me.
i should explain, suri'neyvi wants to kill me.

You're either lying, in which case I doubt you'll pay, or you're telling the truth, in which case you're a dead woman. Either way, I wouldn't touch this job with a ten foot pole.
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Pariah
edit: ^^^ seems I was beaten

Oh.

Well, good luck with that.

Because you are likely going to be dead if what you are saying is true.

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Skhash The Drummer
how you meet suri?

why she want to kill you?

skhash front vorcha and drummer for band Loveseat of skulls

Now come see reaper war rock opera. 50% of profits go to rebuilding!

also introducing a new charity: rocket fists for relicaes
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Wait, Suri? Man. I've heard stories.

Is it true that she once ripped out that Abattoir guy's heart and ate it raw, then replaced his heart with some kind of machine?

"Use only that which works, and take it from any place you can find it."
- Bruce Lee, Tao of Jeet Kune Do
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OneClassyBloke
i've never met suri but briefly. she wants me dead over something that happened between abattoir and i. personal business and all that <3

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Mikemerc
...How did you meet abattoir?

Michael Thompson, Freelance mercenary.
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OneClassyBloke
now now, that would be telling ;)

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