A delicate situation...

Yes well, this one was. Can you get in trouble for employing a mentally retarded concubine? I mean I know this is Omega but it's always been a grey area for me...

Much like my genitals right now.

I DON'T SEE YOU GIVIN' ANY ADVICE OTHER'N "SEE A DOC," DOC

kan stil fil/

DOKTOR NOW!!!!

skhash ask step-brother who say he medic for cure.

he recommend trepanation.

but that his cure for everything.

if no kan fil doktr no us. just in wei den. get rid gro nu wun.

Oh, ow. Definitely time to make peace with your pride and consult a medical practitioner. I'd hazard a guess that what you're experiencing is a common rH imbalance (if I'm remembering what goes into shampoo correctly - I've helped Skylar play with and style her hair on many occasions, but she buys the stuff, I just leave it to her to know what's in it) exacerbated by an uncommon allergic reaction, but by the sounds of things you're quite a ways past the point where you'd want to be trying to research and treat this yourself.

Incidentally, to avoid this sort of thing happening in the future, [MediCheck VM] is a terrific free plug-in for omni-tools, which can run a comprehensive analysis via the tool's material scanner against your biometric profile. I personally think it's worth paying for the best multiscan software you can get - I use [OmniHealth Enviro 7] professionally, which has terrific anti-STI protocols - but if you're reasonably sensible and not engaged in any out of the ordinary behaviour, MediCheck should be sufficient if you're on a budget.

(And if you have a specific thing for hair or scalp care products, Linvana Beauty's 'Love Beauty' range is thoroughly tested and safe.)

i'm tellin' ya, all's'ya need's some powdered hot water, a rough sponge'n sommat ter chew on while spongin'

you'll be good as new

why would you ever tell anyone this.

anyone here especially.

why would you use shampoo.

Kenec disapproves because the shampoo wasn't a warp field.

better'n chili powder

i can't really think of a response to that besides calling you a bitch.

bitch.

edit: wait what the fuck chili powder.

i can only accept "being krogan" as an excuse for so long, how did you not get damage.

you know besides being dwick.

SHE SAID I'D FEEL DA RUSH OKAY

an' ter be fair i did

i think this thread can just be renamed "terrible masturbation stories" and get the gist of it now.

i'd rather it didn't because there was already a thread like that on old CDN. several of them.

also i think the woman you knew was either stupid or psychotic. either way uhhh, yeah.

least you didn't do it again.

Have you tried hydrochloric acid?

Why are you asking here of all places? Do batties keep their brains there and the shampoo gave you a tumour?

Must you people be so boorish?

Please tell me that at some point prior to or after initiating this thread, you called a doctor. A real one, preferably one who specializes in skin and at this point, possibly genital disorders. If not, then I believe it's fair to say you deserve what you got.

Edit: And I imagine you're going to have to take 'Magnificent' out of your screen name sometime soon.

This thread is just disgusting.

I do not know what Omega has in the way of Healers, but a poultice of siy'ai gel and lahksha root should ease the burning. The skin peeling is merely a result of that, and will pass in a few days without any permanent damage, though I would recommend against...activity, for a week following. It may be sore for some time, but daily applications of the poultice should soothe the irritation until it is gone.

Do not attempt this again, and for your Modesty's sake, I would recommend against asking for advice in such public places.