No business like indetured showbusiness

okay

i think I have three options now

1)Drink myself into a coma
2)Gouge my eyes out with a spoon
3)Watch that again and decide what I actually think of it.

This shit definitely doesn't open on the first time

Have rewatched it several times myself. I noticed nuances both from the audience and performers that I didn't catch the first time around.

"Nuances." Indeed.

I would just like to point out that by responding to this idiot's ramblings you are, in fact, encouraging him to post more. Perhaps simply ignoring his ridiculous drivel when he appears is the best bet in ensuring he never bothers us again. I for one intend this to be the last time I ever open anything written by this moronic dribbling imbecile, lest it somehow infect me.

Right... I just watched that... I blame myself really...

Well, at least I discovered what we're gonna drink us through on the next horrible movie night.

Dude. Think about it.

If you went to see a holo with this premise it would set you back 15 credits. (Ten if you waited for download).

We're getting it for free.

You sold yourself into slavery. So you could dance in the nude in front of other naked people.

...

You're the third creepiest person I have ever encountered.

I will never understand how you got to be a shaman.

Mister Phemus, so good to have news of you! I talked to Goronak from the Entertainment branch of Slaves4Us and he said they're very impressed with your dedication and versatility. I may sense a lot of negativeness in this thread, but a star is being born!

Note : I know the mention of shock collar may be worrying but please know that most Slaves4Us slaves actually wear deactivating suits, much more humane. The shock collars are still used only for more robust species, like Elcor or Krogan.

Your Dalatrass must be so proud.

I don't know how you call yourself a hacker, if you'd pay for the download. :P

Concept: Chief says I got to be above board, so, dropping sites like tortugatheatre or longjohnsimmer ain't going to help with our image.

Because, I, you know, just did a search on "pirate holo sites". Public knowledge an' stuff.

Dreadnoughts: An' I will never understand how you can look in the mirror without the sudden overwhelming urge to scour off your facepaint and be the bareface you truly are.

Wow did I just stumble into some kind of feud? Anyway I haven't watched this performance and don't plan to. All I have to say is why? I mean seriously, if you wanted to be a stripper so bad there have got to be fetish clubs out there that employ salarians. Employ as in not buy. Oh yes. You're a fucking gobshite. Carry on.

I spat out my coffee.

The hell is wrong with this guy? Seriously?

Please tell me who the other two are.

Please.

A giggling volus who dealt in stolen "home movies" and a two bit terminus warlord with a penchant for taxidermy.

This. This is horrible. This is like a distillation of all that is horrifying and disturbing in this galaxy. I can think of so many ways to have fun with this... ψ(｀∇´)ψ

You sold your self into slavery?

There are no words to available to express my anger over such stupidity so I'll make some up

you peiton, renan, qoena!

You misspelled indentured.

Also you are a disgrace to your kind.

From what I gathered this performance was not supposed to be sexually arousing (so no stripper), just supposed to reduce things to the essential both for the artists and the audience... Listen it's not my division, but they had great reviews. Well ok reviews.