HEEEEEEEELP

STT and no, I assure you that this kind of thing happening to him is not unprecedented.

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now ter find one wit' a omni'a dere own

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You must not spend a lot of time on the patently ridiculous side of the extranet. Live broadcasts from people in combat, natural disasters, and other absurd circumstances have been a thing for a long time. It's seen a bit of a resurgence of popularity in recent years because GIANT MECHASQUIDS and related cyborg abominations. There are some real gems out there too. Like "Omega Bumper Cars 2179" or "Imperturbable Turian 2148".

Wheel, we had some idiot got stuck out in a blizzard on Noveria two years ago who decided to film his exploits at trying to break in, hoping someone would notice and come get him. Turns out he was actually marginally successful in the breaking in part, up until the point where he had to run from a nathak through the facility.

I don't.

Er, didn't.

Damn Mekan, that's terrible news ::/ I would seriously advise you to stay in that camp until it blows over, assuming you can even read us anymore.

Oh for the love the Void Mekan.

I am NOT busting you out of a batarian internment camp!

You may wish to be watchful of your orifices, Mr. Mekan. The environment you are presently occupying favors sexual violation.

Have you ever tried to get a batarian give you lip service against his will? No?

That's what I thought. Just give him a chastity belt and our intrepid batty blogger is safe from all improper touchings!

Actually, no, it IS like OTs handed out by a camp guard will be monitored by the guards of the camp for things like, off the top of my head, mention of escape attempts.

God in heaven, some of the people on here.

Mekan's very smart and a hacker, I like to think he encoded his messages and/or bypassed those monitors.

If he's actually in danger we can't leave him there, boss. Can we?

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Damnit.

Mekan, if you need help try to let us know.

Mekan I'm bored. You want me and a few of the boys to go turn the place into a murderhole?

I'll ask them to try to not aim at batarian prisoners.

I wouldn't normally say this about people I don't even know, but I've got some pretty strong words to say about their survival instinct if they'd rather blog about how they're being chased on the extranet, uh, doing something about it. And none of them are positive.

It's like reading a Chirpr feed composed entirely of people standing stock still as they update their followers on how exactly close the Reaper is getting.

Before anyone asks; in the rare case that anyone, due to having thresher maw eggs lodged in their brains, deigns to ask for one, I'm not paying this guy's ransom. I've got better things to spend my credits on. Like awfully written quarian porn and slant.