Jeral Says Stuff: Seriously, humans, what the shrell?
a thread by Jeral the Improbable started on 2187-10-21 10:03:49 last post on 2187-10-21 23:46:57
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 IT_ Archaeologist |
Ah the "ancient gods were actually aliens from another planet" theorists.
I love to watch those show when sick or otherwise out of it. You can fall asleep for a few minutes and the show will continue to not make sense when you wake up. The job I want might not be as glamorous as the vids make it out to be, but at least I get to play in the dirt! |
 TechOptryx  |
You think that's bad? Try being a quarian. Next time some human calls me an 'elf' I'm going to omni-shank him.
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 Gestran |
You think that's bad? Try being a quarian. Next time some human calls me an 'elf' I'm going to omni-shank him.
does your omnishank (really?) glow when orcs are near? Whatever you do, always remember to rock the boat! |
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TechOptryx |
does your omnishank (really?) glow when orcs are near?
Omni-shank is an expression. Obviously I don't have an app called "shank". And I don't know what an orc is, and I'm not going to dignify you by looking it up. |
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Batarian folklore had blue creatures made of water that looked a lot like four-eyed asaris. They used their watery forms and mysterious songs to drag male Batarians away from their duty.
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Gestran |
Omni-shank is an expression. Obviously I don't have an app called "shank".
And I don't know what an orc is, and I'm not going to dignify you by looking it up. awwww, you're no fun. How about when vorchas are near? Whatever you do, always remember to rock the boat! |
 N. Holken |
...did the Salarians pass through the Sol Relay before the Humans discovered said Relay?
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 2LT Harris |
I'd be shocked if it was just humans who had some silly, or coincidentally prophetic thoughts about alien life before first contact.
I will not cease from mental fight, Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand: Till we have rebuilt Jerusalem, In Earth's green & pleasant lands. |
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Unlikly Holken, the relay was covered in a shit-ton of ice when we found out about it. We thought it was the moon of the not!planet Pluto. Sometimes coincidences are just that. You should see those fur-covered aliens the turians came up with.
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 Silel  |
haha salarians look stupid as hell.
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 Human C-Sec Officer |
...Boy oh boy, Jeral is digging deep to find that stuff. Man.
...It does bear an uncanny resemblance though. Makes you wonder. C-Sec Investigations Division |