The Galaxy Weekly 3/2188

Asari left standing tall on a pedestal, and like the letter I?

Standing like a pillar? Anarchist agenda, toppling Nos Astra's supporting pillars...nah. The killer that shouted 'I' at the city? Can't be a lighthouse either, Illium doesn't have much of a sailing scene right now. Beacons? But for what if it's even that?

I'm overanalyzing this.

I sincerely doubt that; analysis requires both functioning brain tissue and critical thinking skills.

hahahahahahahahahaha that was almost funny even. Keep your day job, you're better off paying people to laugh at your cracks.

Aw do you think so? Here, let me try another.

Juhani Ragum née Alavirta.

It made me laugh.

Is that how you got your smile Swagman?

Indeed it is my lady Snow White. I personally think that it makes me look a tad roguish; but, then again, I always have been a romantic at heart.

Judging by the smile, when you talk about romance, you mean an evening with varren and a case of red sand. If the smile is real, and not a put on.

@Mr. Ragum I sincerely hope you're taking notes, this gentlemen here actually puts a degree of effort into his humor rather than merely going "lol ur not funny lol".

Such a striking difference isn't it?

@My Lady Snow White

There's plenty of sand if you care to join us.

No, I prefer to party with reputable folk, like the 'Lady', if she were still alive.

don't you have wages to slash, mr. ceo. those profits aren't going to earn themselves

...Really?

Granted I've been more or less phoning it in, but if all you can offer up in return is to act the extranet tough guy and make jokes that lack even a basic punchline...that's just rather sad honestly.

Frankly I'm somewhat embarrassed for you.

In any case, moving past the trainwreck of an executive indulging in a bit of subpar stand up and a nymphomaniac Hierarchy fanboy attempting to be gritty and "intimidating".


Those must be some stupidly high fees if it's enough for Yuke and Joseo to go so far as to begin mobilization of their military forces.

RED SAND CAN BE SUCH A TURN ON.

you started the chain and I'm no mood to put up with this shit, so enjoy the fruits of your work

Granted if the Future Corridor is nominally Velka territory then they are well within their rights to levy taxes on ships seeking to use the route. One would hope that the leadership of an entire nation wouldn't be so shortsightedly stupid as to alienate their closest neighbors with absurdly high fees, particularly when so much of the galaxy is still undergoing reconstruction, but, then again, I must confess that I am not familiar with the political bodies in question nor the area.