Looking for recommendations on where to hire a good 'working girl'

Why does dumbass keep mentioning asses and anal fetishes and dildos? I don't think I've ever said that on record.

I think someone's calling the kettle black, OH HO HO HO. But, eh, you make it too easy. Seriously, there's no challenge. It's like poking a retarded vorcha; all you really get is hissing, spitting, and a vorcha who shits himself.

GOODBYE, BORING TECH. I HOPE YOU FIND A HOOKER WHO CAN PUT UP WITH YOUR TERRIBLE PERSONALITY FOR MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES.

TERRORBYTE, AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.






Also, what the hell's a hipster?

sommat wit' some real badonkadonk

Oh look the suitsack has an opinion. Go back to whining about how the asari dicked over the galaxy bucket, nobody cares what you think.

And as for you Terrorbyte, yeah maybe I am shit at a lot of things. But guess what gasbag? I'm still better than you. Know why? Because I, unlike you, do not work for a lardass krogan with all the brains of the sandwich he ate for lunch. I will never have to kowtow to that waste of oxygen like you do every single day. You work for Dwick, literally the stupidest krogan in the galaxy. A krogan who makes a vorcha look intelligent and eloquent tells you what to do. How fucking pathetic is that?

Ooh you're rich! Big deal, a lot of volus are rich. You couldn't even get rich yourself. You needed help. From Dwick. You never would have made it big without him. You're nothing, less than nothing. You're just a parasite sticking to the back of a gigantic mass of lard and stupidity. How's that feel gas sucker? Think about that the next time you're feeling like you might be worth more than the shit stuck to the bottom of your shoe.

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okay

people

I am a salarian and I know how you do this.

You take a deep breath...

Go outside...

...and talk to a hooker.

The fact that a salarian has to tell you this should fill you with shame.

this frog is a smart frog

listen to him


i guess that involves them having the courage to talk to a hooker without pissing themselves though lol

I could program a VI that will respond to anything you type with '/me hugs and nods'. Only a couple credits per minute of use.

The issue here is I think this person is confusing psychologists and prostitutes or some such, I unno. Typically those two things aren't the same unless there's some kind of raunchy secret affair or it's a kinky vid.

Okay, there are lines in these kind of situations. There's "Poking fun" and then there's "Carcinogenic hatred".

I mean christ, what she's doing is unusual, but the fact that you're ganging up on her for her relationship issues is just pathetic.

Your whatever that thing is says you at least know something about the Alliance tower. The Alliance tower has Alliance Marines.

It's far more than likely you will find someone who can point you in the right direction.

No this frog is a stupid frog, much like you are a stupid bitch. Do you know how to read? Good. Find a fucking dictionary. Now look up what the words 'looking' and 'recommendation' mean. I'll give you a hint, it doesn't mean 'Tell me how to do this.'

I could kick you in the teeth. I would only charge you a couple of credits for the privilege of having the superiority complex beaten out of you.

hahaha look how pissed he is

always the bridesmaid, never the bride, buddy

Oh jesus fucking christ how many times do I have to say this? I'm a woman you stupid cunt. Look at how pissed she is.

You know, if you keep wanking all over the extranet like that, your original inquiry will be rendered unnecessary.

Speaking of people who can't read...

And guess what? My advice is still valid.

This thread has been locked by Imperial decree. Let it serve as a lesson that one should be careful what one asks for.