UGH! Second Time This Week!

Why concern one's self with thoughts of petty revenge? Especially for something as normal as a young couple having sex. You are in a barracks, correct? This one is certain that there a variety of things to do to occupy the time when your room is unavailable, like reading or checking weapons or participating in a communal sports activity.

I like you. You make me laugh.

More on-topic, though, why not just talk to her, ask if they could move somewhere else and do it?

seduce her or her boyfriend and make the other one notice.

Step 1: Download a porn movie. The cheaper the better.

Step 2: Rip the soundtrack.

Step 3: Load the soundtrack onto your personal sound system. (If you don't have one you ought to get one anyway. The military is famous for hurry up and wait.)

Step 4: Start up your sound system via omnitool and start playing that music when they decide to go for a ride. Nothing quite as awful as shagging to the soundtrack from a bloody five credit porno.

Actually CDEM_Sgt has a good idea, but if they are deviant they might be aroused by it. You can try with the audio of the monthly Elcor tax and housing debates. It should be enough to make them forget the entire concept of copulation for a long time.

stand a few feet away and stare while rubbing your nipples

works every time

Porn music is good. Levitating a bunch of condoms over them and making it rain would probably be doable for a recruit-level biotic easily. If you're feeling strong you could try lifting both of them but unless you're sure you can let them down safely I wouldn't advise it. That would probably result in you being written up instead.

You can't sleep if you're in the hallway. This interferes with your duties. Warn your room-mate that if don't shape up, you will have to report them as their conduct is preventing the unit from running smoothly. Most turians, including ones like you, will shape up when you tell them to.

The fact that you never did boot is showing, Davril. Sex, pranks, stupid stunts pulled late at night, it's all part of the territory when you have a bunch of kids that age together. Better to retaliate on terms that will earn her respect than for her to be "that human that reports everyone."

Yeah, if you tell the boss you're "that guy". YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE THAT GUY! You're a soldier, Improvise!

I see. I would not recommend a report, then. I would, perhaps, try and talk to her reasonably about it? I do not know how well this work with a boot-age child, but it was generally a sound solution with the older members.

Hormonal kids fucking around (literally) in barracks aren't likely to be reasonable about it.

For a species who prides itself on discipline, the turians seem rather...relapsed in regards to personal deviancy.

Truth is, I've had seen a familiar situation to the one you have described human, during my stay in basic training. Although in my case, the offenders were punished with a 15-mile march and limited rations for a week.

Our population is reaching lows it has not achieved since before the Unification War. Our home planet is ash, our people are divided and our government is a shell of what it once was. We need to rebuild, and unlike the Hegemony, a total restructuring is not what we need. I do not doubt their superiors will turn a blind eye to a... romantic entanglement, given the state of our population.

Eh, experimentation has always been part of boot and early service. And adults have the right to do what they want. Why do you think there's birth control in with the standard daily vitamins? I don't know why humans consistently compare their military life to ours. If you don't trust your people to be able to manage their personal life separate from their duty that's your business. We've managed just fine for the past few thousand years.

That being said though Davril is right. You probably didn't see the reports encouraging servicemen and women to go off BC to up the population but it is a bit of a problem right now. Although I don't think they'll allow it in anyone as young as boot age. They need a few more years before they're physically and mentally ready for kids.

Ekarn's a blink. I've fought with enough turians to know you guys know what the fuck you're doing.

Also, it's jealousy. If you told a grunt back in the DMZ that he could fuck that hot Air Force officer he sees in the PX every day, he'd laugh in your face cause he knows you're screwing around with him but he knows that with turians that shit's just a part of every day life. And he resents that.

Sex is like the holy fucking grail to a deployed soldier. Shit like turian regs, they dunno how to take.

Hide your socks under her pillow.

Before they're washed, of course. Nothing like tumbling through the sheets and adjusting pillows only to come face to face with someone's sweaty, slimy socks to ruin the mood.

Works best if you can find someway to mask the scent until they move the pillow :p

(Disclaimer: This comes from experience.)

This one gets the Belraus seal of approval from experience. Nothing's worse than knowing that your dirty laundry is about to be out in the open, so to speak.