[Entertainment] Critics Stunned by B-Holo

Critics Stunned by B-Holo

The release of Oh John Ringo No 2 was expected to be met with derision from critics and mockery from the masses. One more to add to the line of horrible, schlocky action movies released in the wake of the Reaper War. Contrary to expectations, the line of customers walking out of the movies midnight release last night admitted to being 'stunned' by the movie's quality.

Movie Critic Aish T'Rala said, "I was floored withing a few minutes of the opening credits starting. I expected something along the lines of the first Oh John Ringo No, a terribly written, acted and directed action holo, but Ringo 2 was simply amazing. Brilliant writing, amazing acting, and directing that hasn't been equaled for the better part of a decade."

The source of the surprising quality of OJRN 2, something only rumored about during pre-screenings, was revealed when an enterprising reporter got hold of novels and children's books that OJRN director Malix Coreus published after the original's complete flop. To galactic amazement, both the reporter and subsequent critics have praised the books as being 'surprisingly well-written', with Tanaya D'Vax saying "They're entertaining, well plotted and have amazing characters. I can't quite believe that this is the man wrote the first John Ringo."

The novels, as well as Oh John Ringo No 2, have approached the top of bestseller lists since the news broke.

i saw the first one, it was hilarious

sometimes you just want a good bad holo

the second one was like wtf? i went to the theatre to lol and suddenly it was...well it was a pretty good movie but not what I went for, you know?

wouldn't have gotten an x-large puff grain if i'd known i wouldn't be throwing it at the screen