The Official Private Messages Thread.

encryption level 1337 message to CerastesHe's a jerk in the Horsehead nebula and he's crippling my business. My day and business would considerably improve if I knew where to push him to back off.

Encrypted PM to SongbirdI'm looking for women who know their stuff. You wouldn't happen to be in need of employment right now?

Encrypted Message to user "Hawt Dawg" Oh look, I found him.

That will be 1500 credits.

Sincerely,
C. S.

Unencrypted PM to Hawt DawgYou do realize that whenever someone sends me anything at all encrypted, I get a mandatory call from my reintegration officer. Something about trust issues.

Anyways, I'd like to know what you mean by what 'stuff' I know. As in, upfront. I don't really do the cloak and dagger/dead-drop thing lately.

PM to SongbirdReintegration officers for unintegrated Cerberus operatives? The irony.

But the stuff? It's the sort where you don't need to put up with Systems Alliance officers looking over your every move. I'm looking for security officers/instructors for a small enterprise in Alliance space. Your past actions? Won't matter with us. All we are looking for are the expertise.

Encrypted PM to CerastesI'm not paying 1500 creds for a mirror.

PM to Hawt DawgI'll think about it.

pm to boss Regarding the ship's name 'Azure Wheelbarrow'

Boss,

I have just been informed our ship is now designated as 'MSV Azure Wheelbarrow' and I wonder if you can help me by telling me who exactly I should kill? The quarian who was in charge of the name-change or the asari who must have played a part in naming the ship.

I promise not to make too much of a mess of it.

-Ali

Intra-ship transmission to user:Demon Thunder I can't afford to hire on anybody new yet, so don't kill either of them. Feel free, however, to pummel both of them senseless and/or take their stuff. Jil'Korah's insisting the geth was partly responsible too, so if you can figure out a way to torture a geth, do that too.

I don't know, maybe you can get math problems wrong in front of it or something.

-SV

Omnitext to Emon Spiza HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BURGER BEFORE?!?!?!

That was REALLY GOOD!!

Ok bye. -rupo

Ombitext to STG SUPER PRO...yes? ...and congratulations?

Encrypted Message to user "une serpente verte" Ms. Vedral:

I am heading planetside. Will be staying in the Lac Hotel, just outside the spaceport. Should you need me, I am registered to room 632.

It has a good view of the city. Not bad for the credits.

Sincerely,
Cerastes S.

Private Message to Harrad01Hey, Harrad!

How's life treating you?

I, personally, am fine. But I tried talking to Vindi, it didn't help. Quatra is still there and ugh, they should rename the Sniper's Edge The Lower Denakot Damaged Goods Reserve. You got any activities for the 13-14 year old types? Trex needs time OUT.

There are a couple kids from my martial arts class who have been working on a presentation for a homeschooling course, and they need an audience (my class doesn't have enough kids for two teams. Nor do I have the space). It's about this old drell sport, haes, it's basically a ball game with four goals, shouldn't be any more dangerous than clawball. It'd be cross-cultural understanding!

-Kayana

Private Message to CapiceHeyo Capice!

Life is treating me as well as you might have expected it. Same duties as before. You came in a few days too early to meet Rahk. A baby krogan. It's a long story, but needless to say he is an experience I never thought I'd deal with in my life. He's an adorable tornado. You know martial arts, you should come by and see him when you get the chance.

I haven't had the chance to get down to the Sniper's Edge and talk with Vindi, but I can definitely tell you that we've got plenty for kids 13-14 to do. Lots of pre-boot preparation, but since there's so many different paths they could be taking, we've got a lot of courses. I teach a piloting class (which is the only one I teach sadly)! Give Trex my contact info, and I could see about getting her into something.

I've never heard of haes before, but it doesn't sound like a bad idea. Some of the physical ed teachers are really keen on making sure the kids are exposed to a lot of different sports, so that might be an opportunity to give your presentation and hold a few games? The classes are mixed race, so it's not like you'd only be teaching turians, anyway. Just mostly turians.

Thanks for the tisane again. I'm doing my best to make it last, because who knows when I'll see more of it, and I can't have you buying more for me whenever I need it. <3
I'll try to pull some schedules from the other teachers. Send me yours, and then we'll try to set things up.

Take care!
Harrad.

My schedule is attached.

I need to hear the story about the baby Krogan. Should I wear my heavy boots lest he actually bite my ankles?

Yeeeeesss. Piloting is practical and badass enough to tear Trex away from the kid sized sniper rifle (That tells you everything you need to know, doesn't it?)

Might have to adapt the scoring so you guys can keep track of it easier. But I'll try and organize things on my end. Glad you're enjoying the tisane.

-Kayana Pesh

Encrypted Message to user "une serpente verte" EMERGENCY SEQUENCE ACTIVATED

Loc 104 93 202

ILLIUM, NOS OLMOS: "THE LAC"

ALL TRANS DISABLED. LOC CONT. 7435

PM to VigilantVanguard To: <Sarah Thompson>
Subject: appointment

Misses Thompson,

I hope your wife and yourself are doing well, I wish to inform you that I have not forgotten about our appointment. I therefore invite you to the meet me in the Blue Room at the Palavian Garden Imperial Hotel (Kithoi ward,) for brunch in a couple of days. Your wife is of course also invited.

Signed Albert Lowell.

PM to Clod To: <Claude DuBois>
Subject: Nude Painting

Mister DuBois,

I wish to confirm our appointment regarding the nude paining, I wish to repeat the specifications of the painting; it should be done on canvas, paint of your choice, be of a standard size, preferably not contain any full frontal nudity... in short it should be tasteful and artistic.

I will arrive soon after I've dealt with some personal business.

Signed Albert Lowell.

PM to DiplomaticImmunity To: <Albert Lowell>
Subject: re: Nude Painting

yeah we're still on. you're doing me a solid, you know that? i really needed this, so thanks

you got my address, right? and the included directions from the nearest port? i know it's a little out of the way but i'm glad that hasn't scared you off

anyway, see you soon. if i'm not there when you arrive, feel free to let yourself in and give me a call, i won't be far away

-Claude

PM to Schmidt Solutions
Hey.
Well, I stated that I am not the most gifted linguist either so two minus multiply to plus maybe.

I have some time on my hands and asking Daia about a French lesson would just... go wrong, I'm sure.
So, if you want to, I'd like to pick up a few lines of German. It would be kind of special out here! Nothing too fancy to start with but maybe I can impress a few people with something like that! Plus, you never know when it comes in handy back home. Germans do like to go on holidays too, I am sure, and maybe some will end up on Nevos...

I've installed a little German program already but can't make much sense of it yet

[Zeige mir den Asari mit der große Brust]
[Dies Kroganer hat ein Quad]

Especially the last one leaves me puzzled. When I type in that as a search, I always get pictures of a Krogan on a tiny four-wheeled thing and I have safe-search off.

Varren.dic is not much help either.

So, if you like to exchange a few small bits, we could establish a com link, I am currently on Illium.

Greeting to Earth
T.

Omnitext to Cal cal, i know you're hurt - so am i. but did you send albert after me?

Private PM to Sundowner77Hey, I saw your post in Cal's pity food thread. It made me think of where you're living and eating right now...so when we meet up, I'm gonna give you some credits for get you something to eat and maybe shelter. Do you think your pride can handle that?