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Doctor, having a turian father (and feel the need to point it out) sounds a bit more like an asari to me (did I mention I have a turian father? He's already passed so he can't have an opinion on my human mate. Unfortunately actually. Thinking of it, I should take her to palaven some time, meet that side of the family)

Doesn't change the lingering physical questions...

Though at the age a typical turian parents an asari child... The fact that they're alive and kicking raises questions about just how old she is and whether she's ready for such a long term relationship... At which point the audience gets riled up and starts chanting, demanding she lose that zero and exchange it for a hero.

What's so strange about that?

My granddaughter's asari. My boy was nineteen when she was born. It's not inconceivable that he could've survived long enough to see her start to date.

...He should've, he was living on the fucking Citadel then. He'd left Omega, quit merc'ing, cleaned up his life.

But no, some spirit with a sick sense of humour decided to whack Marty and spare me.

Well they're not that difficult, he's mostly on his back anyway, except on switchie Friday.

Anyway at first my dad was apprehensive about me having a krogan lover/husband but after a bit he warmed up to my husband and now he loves Takky. :3

Wait... you were not talking about me, oh well carry on.

Well, this looks to be an interesting waste of a few hours.

More then a few hours I should think.

Welcome Mortak, ye of no description, To Cerberus Daily news.
Selling ad space on terrorist sites since 2187.

The honourable Mombasa Giants Fan is speaking in jest. This one can assure the other, that the site is not affiliated with the dangerous monopolizing cult of Cerberus.

It extends welcome!

Well well, look at this. Out of dozens, no, hundreds of these things, one still works. And the odds of it being on some...Cerberus run social site? Weird. Still, can't hurt to have something to fool around with on the slow runs.

Yzk Dallorn, Captain of the Bent Horn and majority holder of the ΩZ Scrapping Co. Believe it or not but EZ Scrapping was already taken. To be fair, Ω was the only symbol left in the major trade languages but I like it.

Nice to meet you all, look us up if you've got scrap you can't handle. We take any and all jobs within reason and some without!

Oh dude I always need some scrap

Evening, Extranet. My name's Khasaln, Batarian. I own Bel'Toran Goods and Services on Omega. Not really sure what else to say... open to questions, though.

Hi there.


How did you learn of Cerberus Daily News?

You're not being tracked down by Cerberus Hunter Mechs or anything, just curious.

Actually, it's a pretty popular way of getting the latest on Omega. I just found out about the community recently, but I've been keeping my on the updates for... a few years now.

What do you sell in your shop?

I wait for the day that someone says "hey, I just did an extranet search for 'Job on Omega' and I got a link to this place"

Anyway, welcome to the nuthouse!

If I specialized, I wouldn't call it "Bel'Toran Goods and Services." I guess mostly salvage, but generally pretty much anything we can get our hands on is fair game. We also do repairs, if you're interested. There was this one human that thought, "Services," meant we were an escort service...

^

You claim yourself superior to Cune! You not more developed just because you have business!

We fight now!

I'd taunt you, but you're actually on Omega, and advertising my kiosk is essentially giving you my street address...

Hey, I'm Essal Gisso, salarian engineer, and lately I would classify myself as...well, as a merc.

Just a merc. Not a merc-with-a-heart-of-gold. Not a hitman. Not a vigilante. Not a [REDACTED]. Not a TOTALLY SOOPER BADASS. Not even unique in my field. Just a guy. With a gun. And armor.

And an omnitool.

And demolitions and combat-engineering expertise. It's a gift.

Did I mention the gun? It's a Viper. I also got a Locust SMG.

They're not bad. Stock-model stuff. They need some work.

Too many frogs