A drawing by Bintar

EDITED BY ORIGINAL POSTER :
Image removed, sincere apologies for any confusion it generated and to anyone who was upset by it.

No need to get hasty there 1SG. I mean, think of it like this, if a fucking blink has the hots fer ya consider what your unit's over there thinking. You don't think there's some boot right now that sitting all alone in his bunk thinking about how much he'd like to be the one to tame First Sergeant Natalie King. Hoo boy I bet there's a couple.

I mean, I remember this time when I was out in the Terminus and I was linked up with boys with a bunch of N5s and they're just dickin' around at some party. 'course I'm there because I'd been in the scrap heap for a little over two years at this point and I really wanted to drink something that was actually made for human beings. Now, these fuckers had a gunny who was tough as nails, beating all of them in arm wrastlin and generally actin all badass and everything. Meanest woman I ever met next to my ex-wife.

Now, you see, all these little pretty boys didn't quite understand the reality of spending your time out in the shit otherwise called T-Space and extended detail away from primary human tail. So this Gunny, who really looked more like a man than any woman I ever met, had become the highest object of any level of affection for some of their tastes. Show's you that level of professionalism there, children.

Well, the "roudiest Marine unit in the Alliance" continued their little shin dig and some Service chief decided to play his hand at the Gunny. I'm sitting in the back of a Grizz chatting it up with the Corpsman, and some of the other guys start placing bets on this shit. So he grabs his full helmet ensemble and puts it all on and starts mosying on over to her and the other females.

Except mid way he runs into the Ops Chief midway. And, since this glorious moment has been so lovingly saved into my OT for review I think I'll just go on and quote.

"Belays that, Devil Dog! You's a squealin' like a bunch of butt-fucked Vassar bitches! Un-fuck yourselves! We're gonna suffer the spectacle of a W.M. with a bunch of horny Devil Dogs trailin' her stern. Get yourselves squared up here. Youse inapporpriatin' your chemical filtration device by attemptin' fornication with. Jesus, do I have to tell you not to desecrate your mask with perversions?"

Now some of ya'll are probably a wonderin' what the moral of that story is. I don't quite know. Maybe it's that for some reason there's a rogue fetish for Female NCOs in the System Alliance Military. God if I know.

But what I do know is, don't be a screwing with the standard around your Ops Chiefs. That is all.

...

Can humans really have hair that long?

You know I kind of like the image by itself. Strip away the context of who this may or may not be it has a certain flirty fun. Plus inter-species romance is generally a plus in my book.

If I considered a woman dislocating her spine as she wound her disproportionately ratioed anatomy into increasingly improbable positions to be "a certain flirty fun" then perhaps I would agree with you.

But I don't.

And I also don't consider the "submissive impossibly well endowed beauty" theme to be a plus in the books of anyone save perpetually horny, repressed teens.










Also I just realized that it looks like half of her hair is growing from her back and shoulders rather than her head. It almost looks like a

cape

thing.

Huh.

Ho goddess. Ho that is terrible. I just discovered this. I strongly, deeply apologize for those who found this upsetting. I especially apologize to System Alliance Gunnery Chief Natalie King, who understandably got very upset about this unwanted representation of her.
Again I never meant to upset anyone, and truly regret letting that happen. It was a terrible mistake.
I'm so very sorry!

Here's some healthy advice for you, Mr.Ranak:

Run.

Well, it seems you have unexpected sides to you. You do stylized drawings with pastel colors?

But in a first gesture of sorryness you could take the picture down, I guess.

Yeah, it looks like she fashioned a cape out of fox tails, actually.


What the fuck, this is somehow now even weirder.

One problem there, faceplate.

You can run, you can hide, but eventually the Alliance is gonna find ya if yer a Blink.

All you other Aliens are soft...too soft, where are you supposed to get a good grip?

Uh..............

....I understand Human-Turian, Human-Drell, and hell, even Human-Salarian relationships. But Human-Batarian? That's living flame bait right there!

That's like saying "Oh, we've enslaved your people and destroyed several of your colonies. Let's have passionate sex to make up for it!"

I mean, I not against it. It's just weird.

You've never heard of hate sex whelp?

You mean rape?

No.

Hate and lust are not mutually exclusive you know.

Oh god...

Next there's gonna be a Human-Geth porno just like I predicted.

Should your prediction come true, the described material's author would be a human with 100% probability. Geth do not participate in acts of procreation with organics.

No shit, Sherlock.

Please explain to us how exactly one makes love to something one hates.

Be careful what you ask for...

...Do not fucking start with me and the hate sex

It wasn't hate sex, not really. He was a nice guy. He saved my life. He was ridiculously hot.

The only problem was the enemy uniform, so I got him out of it.