There is a pack of hobos outside my apartment

a thread by ~~~Dwick's #1 Pyjak~~~ started on 2188-09-01 21:50:06 last post on 2188-09-06 20:48:49


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Doctor Love
Mr_Sandman wrote:Your combat fueled erection does not flatter you and nobody wants to see it.

Put it away.

You're absolutely right.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

For once, I agree with Sandman.

The above quoted statement is correct, completely regardless of who posted it.

Though are you not the least bit concerned that someone with whom I understand you have a professional relationship with is also apparently advocating use of firearms against the homeless?
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TheDoctorIsIn Nulisan Praesid, ex-Armiger Legionnaire, at your service. I run FEMES.
We have yet to do business. And we're not exactly friends.

So, no.

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Doctor Love
TheDoctorIsIn wrote:We have yet to do business. And we're not exactly friends.

So, no.

Not you, you walking malpractice suit...
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TheDoctorIsIn Nulisan Praesid, ex-Armiger Legionnaire, at your service. I run FEMES.
I'll have you know, I'm a perfectly competent doctor and field medic. The Hierarchy doesn't put idiots in the fucking Armigers.

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Mr_​Sandman
Doctor Love wrote:Though are you not the least bit concerned that someone with whom I understand you have a professional relationship with is also apparently advocating use of firearms against the homeless?
We're not partners no, merely...I suppose you'd say we're acquaintances? I know who he is and he knows who I am sort of deal?

In any case he's competent enough and has a decent idea for his business but he also has moments when he needs to either stop talking or find someone to lock his OT away. Generally these moments are defined as whenever he starts ranting about how every problem can be solved with bullets.

One must therefore be a fox to recognize traps, and a lion to frighten wolves.
-Niccolo Machiavelli
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Hammerhead
TheDoctorIsIn wrote:I'll have you know, I'm a perfectly competent doctor and field medic. The Hierarchy doesn't put idiots in the fucking Armigers.
No, but they sure discharge them!

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TheDoctorIsIn Nulisan Praesid, ex-Armiger Legionnaire, at your service. I run FEMES.
The discharge was xemnashit.

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Mr_​Sandman
TheDoctorIsIn wrote:The discharge was xemnashit.
This is one of those moments.

One must therefore be a fox to recognize traps, and a lion to frighten wolves.
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Doctor Love
Mr_Sandman wrote:
Doctor Love wrote:Though are you not the least bit concerned that someone with whom I understand you have a professional relationship with is also apparently advocating use of firearms against the homeless?
We're not partners no, merely...I suppose you'd say we're acquaintances? I know who he is and he knows who I am sort of deal?

In any case he's competent enough and has a decent idea for his business but he also needs to either figure out when to stop talking or hire someone to lock his OT away from him whenever he starts ranting about how every problem can be solved with bullets.

I was referring to Hammerhead... >.>
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Mr_​Sandman
Doctor Love wrote:I was referring to Hammerhead... >.>
Ah.

He's a mercenary, he's allowed to be violent, vulgar, and crude on the extranet if he so chooses though I would assume that most would understand that this does not, in practice, translate to Titan being Warcrimes 'R Us.

One must therefore be a fox to recognize traps, and a lion to frighten wolves.
-Niccolo Machiavelli
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Genuine Solex Remember Macedyn
It's fucking Omega.

You either scare them off, or put in ear plugs.

And I don't buy the xemnashit about the sensitive nose.

It's fucking Omega.

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Hammerhead
In my defense, I merely advocated the use of firearms. I then proceeded to list a variety of ways to use them. Only one of which actually used said firearm on the homeless.

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~~~Dwick's #1 Pyjak~~~ Always watching


Mekan of Omega wrote:why not just go zap the fuckers

Four to one. Not much of a fighter. Don't want angry hobos trying to break into my apartment.

Titus-Train wrote: Even if they do come back, you could kill them then, and you could justify it as self defense.

Wow. You're fucking crazy.

DrawingFire wrote:Talk with someone else near them and mention that there are rabid vorcha around or something. Very loudly.

Now this is actually a fairly good idea that doesn't involve me causing mass murder.

Genuine Solex wrote:
And I don't buy the xemnashit about the sensitive nose.

It's true!
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Titus-Train ^ That guy is Major Titus Scapula.
Shadow_Pyjak314 wrote:
Titus-Train wrote: Even if they do come back, you could kill them then, and you could justify it as self defense.

Wow. You're fucking crazy.
What? How am I any less crazy than all the other people in the thread who said you should kill them without provocation? I at least told you to go talk to them. Plus, I was thinking in an Omega mindset. There you can kill anyone for anything, so what does it matter?

Ain't nothin' can stop the Titus-Train!
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Sugar
pyjak, is that the building safety commission??? leave them alone will you!?

they just check the wiring and piping in the walls! the landlord's lawyer is a drell, so please don't do anything stupid?
i just want my piping fixed.

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Titus-Train wrote: What? How am I any less crazy than all the other people in the thread who said you should kill them without provocation? I at least told you to go talk to them. Plus, I was thinking in an Omega mindset. There you can kill anyone for anything, so what does it matter?

Dude, you just can't walk around killing everyone that gets on your nerves, even on Omega.

Sugar wrote:pyjak, is that the building safety commission??? leave them alone will you!?

they just check the wiring and piping in the walls! the landlord's lawyer is a drell, so please don't do anything stupid?
i just want my piping fixed.

I don't know you and I don't think lawyers wear rags and clothes that look like they haven't been washed since the Reaper War ended.
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DrawingFire
Shadow_Pyjak314 wrote:
Now this is actually a fairly good idea that doesn't involve me causing mass murder.


Fair warning, though, you may freak out some friends/neighbors with that plan. Other things you could mention, though, are any of the big three, any noteworthy local bands or gangs, an angry krogan moving into the area, Aria's enforcers, slavers, whatever the latest pyjak shit cult is (no offense), and recruiters from DDS looking for cannon fodder for their shows.
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~~~Dwick's #1 Pyjak~~~ Always watching


If it causes some of my neighbors to move out of the area that is also good.
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Aimless Drifter SEBASTIAN LANGSTON.
EX-ALLIANCE ENGINEER.
STATE YOUR PRICE.
Stand your ground. DISPLAY YOUR DOMINANCE.

Want to know what scares a squatter good? TURRETS. Place one outside your house and they'll be running away with their tails between their legs! Fire it at a wall a few times to shoo the stragglers away for good measure.
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Lupine Volt What is a world without engineers?
How about, I dunno, putting up some really conspicious cameras? If they think they're being watched, they'll probably move on. Put in a basic motion sensor and have it track them for an extra dose of paranoia.

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