The Official Private Messages Thread.

Une Serpente Verte
NM SHirin turned out ot be som kinda volus

hes wearing a ha t

- Kirok

Encrypted to RememberTheBlitzHey Rob, I'm still alive here. So is Roswell, though we had to resort to few burials at space during the year cut off.

How's the works? Are we ready to get going?

-Harris

Private Message To: D.Wilde
Subject: SOSMCC

Apologies for inconveniencing you Mr. Wilde, but if I understood your post correctly you are currently looking for a buyer for the corvette-class Single Order Solutions Mobile Command Center. If this is still the case I would like to express interest in purchasing said vessel.

PM from User:VeshI've been on assignment a lot recently, but can either of you kindly tell me what the fuck is going on back on Illium?! Back in my day Eclipse didn't hire teenage fucking quarians. Either whoever was working the desk took a few too many biotic Slams to the head, or is in serious need of more.

Athame. I knew Command has its problems, but I had no idea the recruiters were as insane as Sederis herself. If we've sunken to the point of hiring this pathetic excuse for a sapient... I need a drink. A strong one.

Encrypted Email to Maj. Melindra VeshYour guess is as good as mine, honestly. Command doesn't want to tell me what I'm going to be doing in the corp in the near future, they're going to tell me shrell-all about recruiting trends. Hopefully the idiot responsible for signing on a quarian kid with no prior service has been kicked out the door by this point.

Also, Major, know you've been in for a while, but badmouthing Lady Sederis in an unencrypted message on a public extranet board? Bad idea---stick to encrypted comms next time. You seem like you know what you're about, hate to see her throw you under the Wheel.

Encrypted Omnitool Message to query "une serpente verte" To A Ms. "Emerald Death":

Before disregarding this message, I would like for you to consider the fact that we share a key [associate]. As such, I have a business proposition for you, should you have the time available.

Hospitality and, if desired, meal expenses will be provided by yours truly.

Sincerely,
Cerastes S.

Secured transmission to user Cerastes I don't do in-person unless it's absolutely necessary.

You've got my attention, though. Talk.

To "Mr_Sandman"
Subject: Re:SOSMCC

It is not currently up for public sale, however, your offer is under due consideration at this time. I offered it to Mr Korwun first and will wait for his response before I attempt to sell it to someone else. However, this shit is both highly advanced and of great sentimental value, so you should understand that it has a high asking price either way. This vessel was, and still is, top of the line, after all.

Encrypted Omnitool Message to query "une serpente verte" To A Ms. "Emerald Death":

It is my firm belief that this will be an exception for you. The matter concerns the location of a one Suri'Neyvi and, presumably, extensions that you may be interested in.

If travel is inconvenient to you, I can come to you on my own accord.

Sincerely,
Cerastes S.

Secured transmission to user Cerastes Where are you located?

Encrypted Omnitool Message to query "une serpente verte" To A Ms. "Emerald Death":

Omega. Specifically, you may find me at [this location]. If you find yourself uncomfortable with the setting, alternative arrangements can be made.

Sincerely,
Cerastes S.

Private Message To: D.Wilde
Subject: Re:SOSMCC

Understood on both accounts. Thank you for your time Mr. Wilde.

Secured transmission to user Cerastes Tonight, 1900 standard.

There's a nightclub called Moonlight directly across the exchange from your dock. Tell the doormen you're with me. Drinks are on the house.

Encrypted Omnitool Message to query "une serpente verte" To A Ms. "Emerald Death":

I will be there within the hour.

Sincerely,
Cerastes S.

Private Message to User: WavesHaveBroken
Unfortunately, I regret to inform you that a meeting in the physical realm could only ever take place on Khar'Shan, as have not reached the appropriate level in my training to leave my homeworld. My Purpose does not will me to go the Citadel, and, if we are being honest, I do not believe I would be welcome there. Humans - and other races - seem to have no Respect for my People, and believe us to be Dishonoured, from what I can Learn in the virtual realm. A shame, brought on by the casteless fools and criminals that had been exiled prior to the Demon's arrival, but one that is regrettably persistent, and entire ignorant of the rich culture brought to the People by the Ascendancy. On day, perhaps, my Zayn'ir might wish to visit the Citadel in its beauty, and my Purpose could be accommodating, but I much doubt it would come to pass anytime soon.

I find the way your species See to be quite interesting. It is like having many eyes, on many sides, though it must be difficult to preserve a Soul when the Body passes on, with so much potential for an 'Eye' to be lost, and the piece of the Soul with it.

Private Message to WildeFlower Your father and I both wish you a very happy birthday, Flower!

Encrypted Omnitool Message to query "demon thunder" To Whom It May Concern:

Greetings. If you are available, I would like to have a word with you.

One of your partners provided me with this address.

Sincerely,
Cerastes S.

Encrypted PM to Cerastes Hey,

So what's this about? Is T. trying to set me up for a date again?

Anyway, whoever you are please call me Ali, Quam because the whole 'Demon Thunder' thing is cute for all five seconds but gets real old afterwards.


- Aliquam Lorik Halastus

Encrypted Omnitool Message to query "demon thunder" Mr. Halastus:

This is not a sexual inquiry. I believe you may have information that could assist me in a task for Ms. Vedral.

Sincerely,
Cerastes S.

Encrypted PM to Cerastes Hah, I like you Broker, anyway how can I help ya and the boss?

And why can't she ask her herself and please call me Ali, or Quam. Halastus is what my drill Sarge used to call me during boot.