A notice for prospective electronics shoppers on Zakera

first, my hair isn't grey, its platinum blonde

Second, your jealous my murderection is bigger than yours

Third, do you enjoy pissing me off?

It's grey. And...greenish.
Behold ladies and gentlemen, the cream of the crop of the SA fighter program: the thirteen year old male in his natural extranet environment.
I'm sorry I wasn't aware I had a particular reason to care? Aside from the aforementioned long distance face melting of course.

It leaves a clearer message to put his arm in a lock and tweak it until he yields, then call the authorities.

Fuck, I expect this logic of the worst arcologies of Omega. How can people on the citadel be that scared for their life that they have to carry mini-fabbed portable fire bombs around to feel safe?

I don't need a flame thrower to feel safe, I need a flame thrower because why not?


MY HAIR IS NOT FUCKING GREY. Platinum blonde, that picture was taken with a green Omni tool.

Because it's an armor slagging superheated military grade firebomb and you apparently barely have the braincells necessary to type and breath at the same time.

...Unless you can't. Which would actually explain the exceedingly short posts now that I think about it.

If you could remove the stick from your ass, you would probably understand my reasoning behind this a lot better.

My replies are shorter because you are killing my patience faster than I can type

Penis envy as a motivation for female behavior has been largely disproven and I'm not entirely sure that it's in anyone's best interests to bring it back.
That...makes literally no sense. But on the plus side this has turned into a most enlightening conversation on one of the more recent additions to the Menagerie of Morons we keep trapped between the "How do Aliens X" and "Spineshattering Mundanity Presented as Dramatic Epic" threads.

Well try to. They tend to escape, but that's neither here nor there.

Your an insufferable ass. Im done, have a good evening.

Aaaaw look at that, she thinks she has dignity, she thinks she's people.

<3

In less stupid news, a very much belated welcome to Mr. Jones and a sincere hope to see him around the boards more often.

Uh, thanks, I guess. Just surprised at how that argument escalated so quickly.

I'm personally to blame there, all due apologies. I tend to take death threats on the extranet as something of a personal challenge.

Apology accepted. If I may, why do you take them seriously?

Oh I never said I take them seriously; just that I take them as a challenge. If someone feels incline to threaten me via a largely anonymous text based medium then Goddammit they are going to have to work for that right.

More pettily, and perhaps more honestly, it's really just rather fun watching the types of hilariously insecure, overinflated balls of smug self importance freak the fuck out when confronted with some basic tenets of reality and/or the perforation of their most cherished ideas.

Or, if you were willing to ask some of the other hilariously insecure, overinflated balls of so much feel good fluff we've got floating around it's because I am a mean mean man with no joy in my heart.

So in short... you use the powers of an extranet troll for good, to make people look like idiots.

I think I'm going to like you.

So, uhh, real question.

Do you guys happen to carry omni-tool VI programs for the Nexus line? It's specific, I know, but I'm working on jury-rigging a VI and re-programming it to help me monitor the mass effect core and plasma conduits. I've done it once with an older model from 2185, but maintaining it is taking more and more effort than it's worth.

Yep!

Wait, really, you do? Keelah, it's like one of those cultural holidays where people exchange gifts!

I'll be down next time I'm in the area to have a look.

Just forward warning- some of our staff (Myself included) will be off for the holidays, so our hours will be shorter than usual.