Things that I want

What I want is a Tomkah. I mean, even if it didn't work, just having one in the cargo bay would just make me feel so fucking good.

Still, I would prefer it did work, so I could drive all over tuchanka, and get all the men... or babes, really, they'd all want in on it.

If I can't get one, I guess I'll be alright with an equal-in-weight-and-size shipment of booze, but my new years resolution is to have a tomkah by the end of the year.

Must be a big ship you have there.

I want my mate to come home safely from her assignment and then I want to have some quality time together with all the family eventually!

Best of luck to her- and you.

Tell me when she gets back.

Credits.

Nice and vague. For?

As a Biotic, you have no idea how hungry you just made me....

That thing was food? I thought it was some kind of geological core sample that hadn't set properly. :/

Stuff credits are usually used for, friend.

Buying things.

Fascinating! Now I know that you buy things.

Telling you would spoil the mystery, I think. You can leave it to your imagination on what a poor freelancer would buy when she has lots of credits to throw around.

I... might announce something here but how would it concern you?

I want a pair of new shoes that don't chafe for a week. Thousands of years of innovation and still...

Just wanna know everything was fine.

I just think it's a friendly thing to do.

She's a pirate. I think you can make a few guesses, dear.

(ransom)

Hey, don't be like that

I'm not that kind of pirate

I don't ransom lovers, that's just assholish.

Obviously neither of you knows my mate or what she does.
I think she's seen worse dangers in the past.

Thanks then. Isn't everyone loved?
(aside from dwik maybe?)

Yeah, I don't think you ever have to worry about me holding anyone you know ransom

Hell, if I did it I'd probably get bored within 48 hours and just let them go.

It's no fun when you have to keep an eye on someone, which is why I won't have kids.

But yeah best of luck to your mate.

Back on topic, a thing I want is a new fish tank.

One of those ultramodern ones, with all the flashy dials where you can set what time your fish is fed. Maybe give it a VI. My fish always die when I spend any time off my ship because my first mate doesn't give a fuck about them.

You are. The worst. Fucking pirate. Ever. Like, even putting you up against the limpdick krogan who slings the shit but couldn't walk the talk if he had fucking implants you're complete ass. Like, seriously girl, seriously?

Ransoming back dudes/dudettes is a big part of a pirate/privateer's haul. Mean like, if you've got a rep like the Suns as being an actual corp with business and offices and PR pukes and all that good shit people are less likely to kick up a fuss when you're clearing the ship. Which is, ya know, good for us because prisoners = money and we can conserve materiel and the the sawbones can take it easy 'cause we don't have a guy coming back because some dude shivved him in the fucking eyes or blew him away point blank with a shotgun. Mean, yeah, if you're resisting we're gonna drop you and fucking bag you. But otherwise? Less work 'n hassle for everyone.

Passengers get brigged for a lil bit. Haggle over prices for grunts/civvies and VIPs. Insurance or gov or corp or whatever pays out. We ship the dudes back safe as houses and everyone goes home happy.

And you just...let 'em go just because?

Girl. Mean even if you're getting lowballed you can still clear a couple grand a head easy which is a pretty fucking feather in your cap on top of whatever the haul is. It's easy as shit if you've got the manpower and discipline and like I said, if you've got a rep for not being a tit with a murderboner and set decent prices people are more than willing to pay out.

Actually, I change what I want to wanting you to get shot dead in a mission.

Beeeecause I told you how you were being a dumbfuck an rightly so?

Classy girl. Classy.

So I'm just gonna go out on a limb here 'n say you're not that great with feedback yeah?