The weird things you see in the galaxy

I don't think I can really say whether I "liked" Elcor Hamlet or not (granted, I only ever saw it over the extranet). It was one of those things that you had to see regardless of quality, and that's the attitude I went in with.

I'll keep that in mind, thank you! Right now I'm reading about of the merchant clans of old of Irune, it's very interesting.

To be honest, there are few things that surprise me these days.

I knew a guy that actually grew out his hair and styled it to look like a turian head fringe as part of a bet.

He kept the style for awhile and alot of turians thought it was pretty cute.

Unfortunately I didn't take any pictures of it and This was the closest I've come to seeing another.

The insides of a thresher maw.

Failing that, a screaming broadcasting reaper machine made of skulls, cerberus equipment and heaven only knows what else.

Now this is just an abomination.

Seems pretty cool to me. If the other species can appreciate a dashing fringe as well, well, I see no harm in that.

Somewhere in the less densly settled regions of Skyllian Verge. That thing stared at me in my bunk for days before we left to scout another system.

No one believes me, but I've seen ghosts. Hundreds of them. All over Omega. Now, I know what you're thinking; "yeah, sure, crazy homeless guy sees ghosts, probably smokes a lot of huff and shit, ha ha, homeless people are funny." Well, first of all, I don't touch huff because that shit will rot your goddamned reflexes, and second of all, I've been living like this by choice for the better part of a decade. On Omega. I'd say I've got my shit pretty well together. And I'm telling you this fucking place is haunted.

Think about it; how old is Omega, anyways? People been coming here and taking this place over since before my species even knew what the wheel was. Place has seen more bloodshed and death than a thousand battlefields. All that shit adds up, man. Locals know it, too. There's a reason no one goes down junction 434E anymore, or why the folks in Rani Arcology never venture out between the hours of 24:00 and 03:00 for ANY reason. Hell, you think everybody gets murdered here? Some people just fucking disappear, son.

I think the fact that you choose to live homeless on Omega says more about your state of mind than I could possibly put into words. There are scientifically reasonable explanations for people disappearing.

Anyway, weirdest thing I ever saw. Vorcha on hallucinogens. Really weird, really hilarious, not pretty though.

Those are strong words coming from a girl dressed like a sick bubblegum factory. I live the way I live because I'm beholden to no one, because I'm off the radar, and because there isn't a surer way of ending up dead on Omega than by being important. I don't have a single enemy in the world, whereas everybody else on this board seems to be getting shot up every goddamned day by someone who wants their head.

If you really think this shit's scientifically reasonable, why don't you come to Omega and find out how "reasonable" it is?

Weirdest thing I've ever seen was a Ship that sailed into Mombasa port. Sounds normal so far right?
Wrong. Firstly, the ship was upside down. Secondly, the bottom of the boat, or technically the top, had a massive hole in it.
Finally, after I inspected the contents of the ship, I discovered the only occupants were a large group of Komodo Dragons. I swear to this day nothing else in my job while ever be as weird as that ship.

I once saw a human male dressed as a pirate waddle into the emergency room with a plasma display repair tool inserted into his anus. Not sticking out, fortunately, but the x-ray scans were very definite.

I'm still not entirely sure how he got it up there, or why.

edit: I would also like it pointed out that I do not get shot every day, although there have been days I'd like to do some shooting of my own. Never work emergency room.

I was born and raised on Omega. I've never left Omega before in my life. So uh... I think I'm pretty experienced with what Omega's like. Everything that happens here has a scientific explanation. Just like everywhere else in the galaxy. Also I would like to note the only time I've been shot at was during the occupation, when Cerberus was shooting at pretty much everyone.

To keep this from going completely off the rails. Krogan ballerina. 'nuff said.

Clearly you haven't been hanging out in the right places or listening to the right people. Ask some locals in Sector 77e about the white witch and see what you get. Just be prepared to really hunt around for the info, because they don't like talking about her too much. They say she knows when people are talking about her.

I've heard stories. I just don't find them the slightest bit credible. There's no need to go to the supernatural to find monsters on Omega.

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THE WHITE WITCH IS A FRIEND OF MINE

SHE MAKES BITCHIN ICED TEA

That Person ^

Actually I had a case similar like this, you wouldn't believe the kind of dares privates make when they have glass of shine to many.

In the arse end of the galaxy, on a planet that had probably only heard rumours about Earth and more like as not had no idea what an 'Australia' was, I saw a turian with a wombat under his arm.

I dare you to tell me what was going on there.