HEY BUTTER BARS (THAT MEANS YOU TRITT)

Good job on the commission you crazy fuck. If anyone was going to lead a bunch of troops it should probably be the cleverest guy in the platoon.

That being said, I'm gonna have to start charging you for the ass savings you're gonna need if we give you a map and a compass, because as you well know, butter bars don't know shit even if they do know shit because officers are the devil oorah?