Return of the Revenge of the CitadelTruth Conspiracy Nut

Nice to know all your blood money is spent on quality alcohol. Tell me, were you always this disgusting, or did you have to order an artillery strike on a large population from the safety of a basecamp before you realized how pathetic you are?

Nice one, Nick.

I try.

You're arguing that shit happens. That hardly has anything to do with the government, particularly when the one you're condemning has nothing to do with the issues at hand.

I can definitely tell you try.

Think you have me confused with Corona. I've always been one for getting my hands dirty. Besides, shock infantry's not big on artillery. Too fucking cumbersome, and by the time they get our TRPs, we've already taken the objective.

(Kidding, D'Veyra)

Well, this all seems familiar.

Bunch of effing morons

No, pretty sure I have you right on the money. Arthur Daye, dishonorably discharged after using artillery, and air support on a town called Musa Quala in the Afghan DMZ, resulting in two thousand dead. "Mad Dog of Musa Quala" I'm surprised they didn't have you shot.

What's the matter Daye? Couldn't live up to Daddy's legacy, and decided to go the way of the genocidal nutcase to compensate?

No, shit does not happen. Not shit like the Geth rebellions, or failing to give the quarians a colony world, or the human-batarian pissing match, or missing the goddamn reaper invasion. That is sentient beings and their institutions (particular sentient beings and their institutions) fucking up.

...So, I'll just be signing that last petition and moving on before somebody starts shooting. Nice meeting you all. This promises to be interesting.

You forgot the part where my men and I went in and cleared out every single house of the insurgent fuckers who survived the bitchslap of our bombardment.

Also, Christ, I knew the media was making a circus out of the whole affair but is that what they decided to call me? That's fucking embarrassing.

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Why is a woman named Nick the Pirate berating others for their morality?

Because she's apparently not really a fucking pirate.

Oh.

Why is she talking about cheap women when she dresses like that?

Kid with an omni tool looking for shits and giggles?

There's quite a few hypocrites in this galaxy.

Actually I just wanted to hear you say it. Wasn't enough to destroy everything in a hale of fire and explosions, no, you had to find whatever people who might have survived, go into their homes, and execute them.

Wow, I'm vomiting in my mouth a bit just thinking about it. You're sick.

I'm sorry, since when does having clothes translate into whore?

No, no, that's you. I'm not vomiting right now. That was probably the best combined-arms job I did in the DMZ, and trust me, I did a fucking lot back then.