Worst Physical Experience

....I got grazed by bullets a couple times?


spirits, that's pathetic.

Considering getting shot fucking sucks, not really. Better than sitting there like a dumbfuck and letting some piece of shit put a bunch of holes in your ass anyway.

(I mean seriously, why the hells are some of you guys proud of being stupid enough to lose a couple limbs/blood/whatever)

Sprayed in the face with acid. Most of the scarring is healed up but my eyes are... well my guess is you've got a fairly good idea.

Also yes, getting shot sucks ass, it's not something to go looking for.

Hey hey hey.

Losing limbs builds character.

Najhil has had Najhil's fair Share of very close Calls.

You mean knocked off my feet with about a half-dozen canibals descending on me to have dinner? That was not an option. And if it still had the time for that I would have the time to get on my feet and run.

...So you set off a charge strong enough to keep six of the battie ones away (while it was still on your arm, so yeah, you should be a cold slab of meat regardless). You did it because you didn't have enough time to run or take the fucking thing off, and couldn't queue up an app (because obviously that'd make way too much sense), but the squints were polite enough to give you time to rig your 'tool to explode.

And then you weren't eaten like five minutes later anyway because...no, wait, let me guess: even more (utterly retarded) reasons.


You're either so full of xemnashit or literally too fucking stupid to die.

I would bank on the second.

Fell down a flight of stairs while moving things into my new apartment. Broke my arm and cracked a few ribs.

Of course reading the rest of this thread I should just count myself lucky the box I was carrying didn't explode or something.

Yes, stairs are truly lethal these days. Watch out for the false step leading down to the varren pit. Gets me every time on the walk to my place.

Good thing our common friend Sulla is no longer menaced by those deadly stairs.

For one, I was wearing armor and the canibals did not.
Then, it is far easier to hit a button that executes a prepared script than rig it to explode manually.
And lastly, the canibals were about to having me for dinner and even if I could have remove it in time, I would still had it next to me to fend of the cannibals.

Now, go be stupid somewhere else.

Holy shit man. I think I've met vorcha with better self preservation instincts than you. Seriously. Even vorcha aren't dumb enough to prerig anything they're wearing to explode.

There are much less painful ways to commit suicide you know. Carnifex to the face works well.

died. kinda sucked.

I had a meal that had seen better days. I had to excuse myself in half an hour to the lavatory to get rid of it. Had my stomach upset for the following three days.

Why I am surroned by idiots? Oh right, extranet.
You really think I would put together something I could trigger by accident? Then you must be even more stupid than that other guy.

Out of curiosity what was the trigger? Because you needed something that you could super fast but also something that wouldn't blow up for no reason.

The fact that you installed an app on your omnitool that explodes with enough force to drive off six cannibals speaks for itself. Whether or not it could be triggered accidentally (and there is literally nothing that can't be), that is absolutely retarded. You are strapping a fucking bomb to your wrist. The only reason to strap a bomb to yourself and walk around with it that isn't retarded is if you intend to suicide bomb something. And then you're just trading retarded for fucking insane.

Guess what? I have an app on my omnitool for use if somebody who would like to physically tear me apart gets within arm's reach too. Except it doesn't explode. It's this cool little app that you've been able to get on omnitools for a few years now. It's called a fucking flamer. It's a great way to make people want to get far away from you very fast and you can use it without blowing your arm apart in the process.

Three broken and/or fractured ribs, grade 2 concussion, five severe lacerations, more bruises and scrapes than I care to remember.

Broken ribs appear to be a unifying theme.

Idiocy is an outlier, but still very much present, unfortunately.