Research thread, Give me legends

VEEEEEENTS

STOP BUILDIN' YER SHIT CHIT DILDOS AN' GET BACK TER WORK ON DA HESHTOK CONTRACTS

OH, WHAT, YOU GET TO SLACK OFF AND ANNOY MY SECRETARIES BUT I TAKE A BREAK ON THE MONEYPILE AND IT'S ALL "OOOOH, TERRORBYTE, YOU GOTTA DO MAH JOB FER ME"

THAT'S WHAT INTERNS ARE FOR, DUMBASS

DON’T GIMME DAT

I’VE BEEN DOWN IN SCRIPTS FER DA LAST EIGHT HOURS WHIPPIN’ DESE MOTHERFUCKERS INTER SHAPE

YOU REALIZE THEY TRIED TER PASS SOMMAT OFF WIT’OUT OUR IN-HOUSE BRAINWASHIN’ DAT’S COMPLETELY UNWHOLESOME FER SPACE PROTECTOR(Z)

WELL JESUS, TAKE THEM TO SPECIES RESOURCES AND GET THEM BACK ON THE RE-EDUCATION TRACK

I MEAN, THE CREATIVITY MANAGEMENT TRACK

YES, THAT

ALSO WHY ARE YOU WHIPPING OUR WRITERS, THE PAIN INDUCER WORKS MUCH BETTER, FATASS

'CAUSE "DA PAIN INDUCER'S" A SHIT NAME FER DA ALL MY ENVIROSUITS ANTHOLOGY

THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE OPTIONED IT AT THE LAST SHAREHOLDER'S MEETING

LOOK, GET OUT OF THE WRITER'S ROOM FOR AN HOUR, OKAY

I'M GOING TO ORDER SANDWICHES FROM MAZELBEE'S

WHAT DO YOU WANT

Eh, fuck, usual I suppose NO WAIT

half a dozen’ve dem new roca melts, no mayo, extra meat, mustard an’ cheese AN' A SHITLOAD'A SALT

Uuuuugh, fine. I'll just deal with the office stinking like a cabbage patch for a few hours. Thank god I'm in this suit.

Also, remind me to get on IT later today. They reeeeeeally need to repair the internal memo system, ASAP.

LATER, FATASS

...I'm surprised you two don't have your own sitcom.