A Special Extranet Announcement from Assemblyman Max Vallario!

a thread by Max_the_Maverick started on 2188-01-11 23:32:43 last post on 2188-01-17 06:21:04


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Seeker31 wrote:
Collar wrote:You left out 'imposter'.

That would require me actually being an imposter.

Having checked the old boards, I'm going to go ahead and say that yes, you are totally an imposter.

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Dude. Impersonating a dead guy? That's pretty low. Not as bad as looting a corpse I suppose, but it sure ain't much better.
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Seeker31 wrote:
Collar wrote:You left out 'imposter'.

That would require me actually being an imposter.

The crimson chains are still around you know, I don't know how kindly they would take this mockery of their former leader.

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Ignoring all that other crap.

While restocking military supplies with the surpluses is a good way to save money, I don't see why we should be trying to rebuild the CDF. C-Sec is still hurting plenty, and that should be our real priority. I know that they're technically part of the CDF, but since people have been slowly going back to their lives since the relays reopened, it's not going to stick around, and we'll still have the Citadel Fleet afterward.

So why not put the gear funding towards C-Sec?

Also, real nice, trying to use scare tactics like that. You know what's stopping Terminus pirates? The Citadel Fleet. And the Alliance. And C-Sec. And...

This is why I still don't get this obsession with democracy.

Pretty much exactly what he said, minus the snipe at democracy.

While I appreciate the efforts of the CDF, and honor its brave men and women (many who gave their lives in the Reaper war) it was created in the midst of a galactic war. For now, we should be rebuilding the Citadel Fleet and C-SEC. Or, if the CDF is to continue, it should be in a manner that works with the established organizations concerned with security within the Citadel and C-space instead of just arming a militia in the middle of peace time. After all, if you arming these people, there needs to be some sort of oversight.

If you notice any suspicious activity, please alert your local C-SEC division.

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Harrad_​01
4Eyes4TheWin wrote:I don't know how kindly they would take this mockery of their former leader.

Oh no, not mocking Abad! Why, I heard there was a statue on Khar'Shan called "Abado Redentor", he's such an important person! We shouldn't make fun of Abad, who was so impotent online that he had to threaten slaves to keep from completely humiliating himself! We shouldn't mock Abad oh no!

Sorry, Abad, I hope this drawing that Laelix drew for you made makes up for all the mean, mean things people are saying about you.



I might have edited the image a bit, but it's only because I respect you so much. <3
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Bitterskin
Why is your son drawing pictures of batarian operatives?

I just looked this guy up. What is it with this place and attracting psychopaths?

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Harrad_01 wrote:Oh no, not mocking Abad! Why, I heard there was a statue on Khar'Shan called "Abado Redentor", he's such an important person! We shouldn't make fun of Abad, who was so impotent online that he had to threaten slaves to keep from completely humiliating himself! We shouldn't mock Abad oh no!

Sorry, Abad, I hope this drawing that Laelix drew for you made makes up for all the mean, mean things people are saying about you.



I might have edited the image a bit, but it's only because I respect you so much. <3

I think you're misunderstanding me Mr Illum, I'm not a crimson chain fan or anything. I was just stating the potential danger of an impersonation.

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Harrad_​01
Bitterskin wrote:Why is your son drawing pictures of batarian operatives?

He didn't, actually. I'm just a very bad artist. Having a son is a handy excuse. There's no way I'm dragging Laelix onto this site, whether it's been "rebooted" or not.

4Eyes4TheWin wrote:I was just stating the potential danger of an impersonation.

And that "potential danger" is rather overrated, don't you think?
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Bitterskin wrote:What is it with a news network site called Cerberus Daily News and attracting psychopaths?

Fixed.

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Harrad_01 wrote:

So I was just checking my messages at the water-cooler when I saw this, I had to use all my concentration to not do a spit-take on it, and retreat to my office before letting out a bellow of laughter.


Great job Harrad you made my day.

Signed Albert Lowell

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j_proctor wrote:The face of interstellar government.



Glass houses, Ms. Proctor.
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Oh hey, it's that alleged tiger you had a breakdown over.

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Talyth Qasim
One Bored Tech wrote:
Talyth Qasim wrote:The Alliance on the other hand has a terrible record with such things.
The Alliance has a terrible record of defending their colonies from pirates. But if you seriously think that a pirate would last ten seconds in the Sol System then I truly hope you do not commit the crime of producing offspring and thus passing on your clearly sub-par genes. You sir are a monumental idiot. It's a wonder you remember to breath.

I believe the point at hand was how turians do not let invaders into their territory, discounting reapers of course, whereas the Alliance has such a lovely record with the same thing.

And leave my children out of this.

There is reason for hope.
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Talyth Qasim wrote:
One Bored Tech wrote:
Talyth Qasim wrote:The Alliance on the other hand has a terrible record with such things.
The Alliance has a terrible record of defending their colonies from pirates. But if you seriously think that a pirate would last ten seconds in the Sol System then I truly hope you do not commit the crime of producing offspring and thus passing on your clearly sub-par genes. You sir are a monumental idiot. It's a wonder you remember to breath.

I believe the point at hand was how turians do not let invaders into their territory, discounting reapers of course, whereas the Alliance has such a lovely record with the same thing.

And leave my children out of this.
And the point I was making is that the Citadel is not sitting next to some backwater colony. It is sitting next to Earth, humanity's homeworld and therefore the most heavily defended area in Alliance space. I say again, if you think a pirate would last ten seconds in the Sol system you're retarded.
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Talyth Qasim
One Bored Tech wrote:
Talyth Qasim wrote:
One Bored Tech wrote:
Talyth Qasim wrote:The Alliance on the other hand has a terrible record with such things.
The Alliance has a terrible record of defending their colonies from pirates. But if you seriously think that a pirate would last ten seconds in the Sol System then I truly hope you do not commit the crime of producing offspring and thus passing on your clearly sub-par genes. You sir are a monumental idiot. It's a wonder you remember to breath.

I believe the point at hand was how turians do not let invaders into their territory, discounting reapers of course, whereas the Alliance has such a lovely record with the same thing.

And leave my children out of this.
And the point I was making is that the Citadel is not sitting next to some backwater colony. It is sitting next to Earth, humanity's homeworld and therefore the most heavily defended area in Alliance space. I say again, if you think a pirate would last ten seconds in the Sol system you're retarded.

I've been to many places and Earth falls on the lower end of the scale. But that's more of a side note really. My point is, given how undefended the rest of Alliance Space seems to be, I'm fairly certain a pirate could last longer then ten seconds in the Sol system.


There is reason for hope.
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Talyth Qasim wrote:I've been to many places and Earth falls on the lower end of the scale. But that's more of a side note really. My point is, given how undefended the rest of Alliance Space seems to be, I'm fairly certain a pirate could last longer then ten seconds in the Sol system.
Really? Really you utter tool? The Alliance sat an entire goddamn fleet in the Sol System before the war, plus orbital defenses. The SA will have just as many ships if not more sitting in the Sol System now that the fucking Citadel is in the system. Try to think. I know it must be difficult but try, it can be rewarding.
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Max_​the_​Maverick Maverick!
Well! I see my announcement certainly sparked a lively discussion among citizens! Certainly some... interesting, viewpoints coming forward! I'll have to take these into account as we move forward with the bill.

Citadel Assemblyman Max Vallario: Representing District 69B, Tayseri Ward, the Citadel
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