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Well if everyone's going to start being flippant about it, I'll join in:
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Would you pay to have a raloi client?
"Who controls the past controls the future: who controls the present controls the past." - George Orwell |
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Yeah, I've done enough cross-species exercises to have a crack at this. Oh, and there was that whole Reaper war shit to bring us all together.
Asari: Talk too much, but they're pretty nice to watch moving, yeah? Turians: Hardest motherfuckers in the galaxy, yo. Salarians: Talk way too much, way too fast and only give a shit about the weirdest things. No better intel source though. Humans: Decent in a fight, decent in a bar, decent music, decent telling jokes. All round decent, but nothing special. Highest percentage of assholes high up in the brass. Krogan: Kinda had a recent change of heart here, but I'mma say it. Total. Fucking. Bros. And stone cold badasses on top. Volus: More money, more problems you dig? Kinda hard to talk to, ain't many soldiers so ain't much common ground for me. Quarians: I'm not really one of those guys that can go out of the species, you know? But quarians... Shit, bro. Little squishy on top for me, but otherwise totally bangable. Elcor: Almost as hard as turians. No fun on a dancefloor though. Hanar: Not gonna say nothing here, never really met any. Drell: Same story, bro. Some pretty good vids though. And some silky ass voices. Batarians: Brother, do I feel sorry for them. Keepers: What the shit is going on there? |
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hierarchy_dad wrote:Would you pay to have a raloi client?
Then I'd be the client. :) Hypothetically, yes - I have done in the past, for various reasons (not raloi, obviously) - but in fact, no. I've elected to be monogamous in my personal life, so unless a raloi approaches me in the professional sphere, I suppose I'll just have to do without. I have been reading some intriguing literature on the subject, but there's not a lot available. ![]() |