The Official Private Messages Thread.

Encrypted priority message to Sixteen Red Twenty Five Transmitting handshake protocols...
Handshake accepted.
You poor sods missed a tons of news. If others didn't point out yet, TIM went off the slide like a bobsleigh. Indoctrinated or something, I don't know. Gazed too deep into the chasm and let the godsquids take over. Alliance has been running Earth and colonies for years now and no one knows if they'll ever leave, krogan are climbing back to prominence. Batties are busy fighting each other which is totally okay for us, salarians have some manner of dissenters waging shadow war and turians are busy building Palaven back. Also, asari hid a prothean beacon for thousands of years and got an edge over the rest with that.

Your best bet is to wash off those cerberus logos from your kits and ships. It's free-for-all otherwise. We've got holdouts and fronts here and there but we gotta make sure you're in the clear before taking you in.

Operative Hawt Dawg out.

Private Message to Lights
You can turn yourself in. Trust me.
There are programs in place for surviving Cerberus personnel.
Please contact Alliance Tower [here]. I know how ridiculous this offer may stand- But take it from me.
I'm a former operative. You're going to want to jump off that boat before it sinks for good.
Cerberus is shattered. There is no cohesive leadership- And I'm offering you the means to a new life.
Do you want to live in the shadows for the rest of your life before men kick your door down?
Before you're lungshot by a Terminus merc who finds out who you hold ties to?


I can ensure you safety and survival.
Please don't pass by my offer without considering it.
I know how strange things must be. I can explain everything if you just give me the chance.

"Patriot's Encrypted Reply" The Isocrates Cell, as a communications & logistics officer. We were fairly small on the scale of things, which is why I guess we never were hit by the Alliance. Spent the year after the relays went dark hunkered down. Had to watch so many just ... die. We gave them what burials we could.

I can't keep this channel open much longer. Too dangerous. Please hurry. Can't blow our cover. We have families.

Encrypted ReplyI feel your pain, Operative. Isocrates Cell has my sympathies and my regards.

...it pains me to turn down safe shelter, but we cannot meet you there. Not yet - our ship was damaged when Command went dark and the integrated shut down, and we are currently awaiting rescue. But rest assured, I will be in touch. Through a different channel and with a different name, but I will be in touch.

Cerberus protects its' own. Your families will be protected.

Sixteen Red Twenty Five out. Humanity first.

Encrypted ReplyGreetings, Sword. It's good to be back, even with all this... this filth. It's like one of those nightmares our integration specialists kept complaining about. God.

I'm glad to see that some still hold to the Cause. We'll be going dark as soon as possible, but once we've re-established ourselves and our security we'll be back in touch.

Keep fighting the good fight, Sword. Humanity first.

Encrypted reply to Hawt DawgGreetings Operative. It's good to hear that our entire organisation didn't disappear overnight. The new political and military situation will take some time to adjust to, but as long as Cerberus exists, humanity will be guarded.

...I must admit that I find it hard to believe that the Illusive Man, of all people, would fall so far. Might it have been a trick or a trap? Some attempt to circumvent the Reapers and use their own forces against them?

Rest assured, we are taking measures and preparing to go dark. I'll be in touch once my new identities have been established.

Humanity first, Operative. Operative Mirice out.

Private Message to Lights You can turn yourself in. Trust me.
There are programs in place for surviving Cerberus personnel.
Please contact Alliance Tower [here]. I know how ridiculous this offer may stand- But take it from me.
I'm a former operative. You're going to want to jump off that boat before it sinks for good.
Cerberus is shattered. There is no cohesive leadership- And I'm offering you the means to a new life.
Do you want to live in the shadows for the rest of your life before men kick your door down?
Before you're lungshot by a Terminus merc who finds out who you hold ties to?


I can ensure you safety and survival.
Please don't pass by my offer without considering it.
I know how strange things must be. I can explain everything if you just give me the chance.

Encrypted messageMs. Thompson, thank you for your offer, but I must regretfully decline.

I would no sooner surrender to a turncoat and collaborator like yourself than I would deliver myself to Khar'Shan in shackles.

Incidentally, I gather that you've let your memory and instincts slide, Operative. We've met before, after all.

...but I am intrigued by your offer of an explanation. What explanation can you give, Operative?

Encrypted reply to user:une serpente verteDone. Can offer fabrication schematics for weaponry and armour as well as a not-insignificant amount of credits, final destination to be advised upon pickup. If this offer is unsuitable, we possess limited intelligence that might prove of value to you.

You can find us in the Horsehead Nebula, Aranthos System, roughly 500K kilometres from the second planet. Our thermal signature will be hard to find - it's not an anomaly, we've shut down the engines. If you set your scanners to the low-wave band you won't have any problems.

Identify yourself before commencing boarding procedures. We will be armed but not offer violence unless provoked.

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omnitext to: "Murtag Kirok"Kirok:

I want to see you try to type that to me drunk.

-Cerastes S.

omnitext to: "Murtag Kirok"Kirok:

I want to see you try to type that to me drunk.

-Cerastes S.

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"Encrypted Message"

omnitext to: "Murtag Kirok"Kirok:

Done.

Prepare your livers.

-Cerastes S.

Harbinger_Of_Progress wrote:

Encrypted PM to User:Unknown (Corrupt signature)Most excellent, my friend. There are those who would have us believe that Cerberus is dead, as an idea and as an organisation. It is truly a pleasure to have them proven wrong.

We will be in touch once we have re-established ourselves somewhere more secure than, well, space. The days of limitless funding are already a dream, sadly, but our cell has... contingencies in place.

Humanity first.

Encrypted Message to Natalie King
Natalie,

I'm scared out of my wits. This 'Lights' person is the same person that tried to eliminate me when I turned over to the Alliance.
I know there are multiple Cerberus operatives out there aside from her. I don't know what I'm to do. I know the alias and face of one- But he seems to be far more sane than the people trying to restart Cerberus.

She failed to kill me the first time we met but I'm not counting on my luck to be with me the next time around.
I've fought tooth and nail for this new life and I'm not letting some bitch take it from me, if she tries or not.

"Lights' reply"I feel your pain, Operative. Isocrates Cell has my sympathies and my regards.

...it pains me to turn down safe shelter, but we cannot meet you there. Not yet - our ship was damaged when Command went dark and the integrated shut down, and we are currently awaiting rescue. But rest assured, I will be in touch. Through a different channel and with a different name, but I will be in touch.

Cerberus protects its' own. Your families will be protected.

Sixteen Red Twenty Five out. Humanity first.

"Encrypted Reply" Godspeed. We'll be listening.

And if you ever need any supplies, we have plenty of equipment here that's not going to use.

Antenor out. Humanity always.

Private Message to user SilelHello Silel
I am sorry for that display at your bar the other day. I hope it wasn’t too embarrassing or did disturbed any customers. Anyway, I just wanted to apologize.

I also thank you for providing a hangout to keep Freh’ya interested. I might have not found her so easily otherwise. Greetings and thanks to Jasis as well.

Long story short, you can call me up for a performance for free, should I be around on Omega again.
Stay well, T. <3

Private Message to asari_promiscuity Daia, I should have called you earlier!

I found her! I really did – and we are coming home.

The last days had been pretty stressfull and… you know, there just was so much to talk and to clear up. We still haven’t worked through everything but the most important thing is, Freh’ya is coming home with me! I am so happy! We will work this out, we just have to

We are already booked on a ship. Although we are headed for Nevos – Freh’ya will seek Matriarch counseling – we will have a stopover on Illium, a full day actually, since there was no direct connection.

Could you do me a favour and ask that hotel if we could stay there for the night? Maybe we can see each other? I’d like you to meet Freh’ya. Granted, she is still a bit shaky sometimes, but seeing other people will help her, I believe. And you did wonders for me after all:) She needs to meet my ai’a me!

Here is the flight data [OM22xcf-IL346xca]. Drop me a line, I have you on priority.
Love, Taleeze

Less-Than-Encrypted Message to User: Lights Hello Member of [Defunct Organization] [Cerberus], [REDACTED] Information Services is proud to announce that due to your previous membership in [Cerberus] we have been charged with delivering messages from [2] of our esteemed clients! Both messages are non-physical in origin and have been conveniently attached to this message at no charge to you! In addition a [Package] from an anonymous client is also ready to be delivered once you supply a permanent address, however this [Package] requires pre-payment for delivery due to the anonymous clients wishes.

Thank you and have a nice day!

Attached Message From Orthrus If this message is comprehensible than your handshake registers as a cerberus, or ex-cerberus code. If so, I'm pleased to greet you on behalf of Orthrus.

Orthrus is a cerberus splinter group, if you were loyal throughout the Reaper War (And managed to miss integration by some miracle) you have almost certainly heard of us. While we are dedicated to Cerberus' goal of human supremacy, our parent organizations tendency to have experiments go rogue and kill the entire staff, attack human installations and side with mechanical godsquid from darkspace against the whole of galactic life was decidedly distressing to us, and, as a result, we felt obligated to split off.

Currently Orthrus is dedicated to advancing the goal of cerberus, as opposed to the self-defeating policies of a dead indoc, utilizing the best scientists and personnel available to us as well as stringent safety standards in regards to experimentation. As a fellow Ex-Cerberus Member we feel obligated to provide you with the attached contact information. While we cannot guarantee you membership in the organization, being a fellow ex-cerberus member is an enormous boon in your favor, should you decide to attempt to join us.

The attached datapacket should have enough specifics to help you decide whether or not you wish to join us, and I ask that you give it to any other Ex-Cerberus Employees that you know.

Attached Message From Operative Shiva If you receive this message, disperse. We lost, we have no organization, most of the remainders are shams or traps. We must wait until the public begins to forget if we wish to rebuild.

Disperse and integrate, worm your way into power, find other cells, but do not commence public operation.

You are, of course, free to ignore this message. Of course, I'm paying one hundred and five credits for each of these bloody things, so I hope that you decide to heed my warning.

Message to User: Corona I would like to officially apologize on behalf of [REDACTED] Information Services due to the delay in processing your request. The delay was caused by a lapse in oversight that resulted in a lapse of monitoring of the pings on this site. If you are still interested, [REDACTED] is entirely willing and able to perform the verification and trace job.

Private message to Silver FutureRaelon, this is an emergency! Nex has gotten the idea to hold a movie night at the range, featuring Quad Squad 51! Try to persuade him change the movie or at least pirate the theatrical cut (all porn scenes cut out) before he gets the unrated version. I don't want him or Trex catch a single glimpse of those scenes! She might tell Aira! I'm not explaining that to her yet! I'll get you whatever you want in return for this!

-Juhani

Private Message to Cerastes: What on earth are you talking about?

Regardless, you've caught my curiosity by your... vague response. And I seriously mean that.

-Alina

Private Message to "Broke Biology" Ms. Broke Biology:

My response is merely that I am not, in fact, a robot.

Informing others of my personal being is not a trend for me.

Sincerely,
Cerastes S.

Private Message to Cerastes: Well, that was a massive letdown on your part. I should've seen it coming.

Urgh.

-Alina

Private Message to "Broke Biology" Ms. Broke Biology:

Were you anticipating a romantic coo? Not all men are so single-minded.

Sincerely,
Cerastes S.

Private Message to Cerastes:
No, I was expecting some sort of revelation or reason behind all these weird surveys you keep throwing about.

Looks like I failed in that regard.

-Alina

Private Message to "Broke Biology" Ms. Broke Biology:

Mm. That's for private purposes, I'm afraid; you'll simply have to simmer in the mystique.

Sincerely,
Cerastes S.